Gou Shuhan's story was interrupted by the sound of pushing the door.

An elder sister pushed open the door and said, "Mr. Zheng is so nice. I just went there to knock on the door. It turns out that you are here. Today our boss said that there are too many dishes, so how can I not drink alcohol? So I gave Siting ice beer. You can eat while it is hot. No, you can eat while it is ice. Look at my stupid mouth, you can eat quickly, I'm leaving."

The elder sister who delivered the meal said with a smile on her face and spoke like a machine gun. She left after the bullet in her mouth. Zheng Haipeng shouted from behind, thank you Sister Zhang.

I didn't hear Sister Zhang say a polite word.

Zheng Haipeng greeted Gou Shuhan and Lin Kun and Xiaoxue for dinner. Gou Shuhan was not polite either. The four of them put the dishes on their desks and ate them. Because they could not drink during working hours, beer was placed aside as an embellishment. The four of them ate, occasionally chatting about homely affairs, not mentioning work or Gou Shuhan's story just now.

Xiaoxue had eaten less, and she finished her meal first and sent a message to Lin Kun: "What does he mean when he just said applauding for love?"

Lin Kun picked up his phone and replied: "What's the sound of applause?"

Xiaoxue replied: "Ba! What's wrong?"

Lin Kun replied: "By the way, what about the continuous applause?"

Xiaoxue replied: "Dead hooligan!"

Lin Kun replied: "You are the hooligan."

Xiaoxue didn't expect that Gou Shuhan, who wears glasses, looks gentle and polite when he talks dirty jokes, does not even have dirty words.

The meal was finished in a while. Zheng Haipeng asked Gou Shuhan: "Brother Gou, do you want a lunch break?"

Gou Shuhan hurriedly replied: "No, no, I haven't had the habit of lunch break for more than ten years. I have been training in Shenzhen."

Zheng Haipeng laughed and said, "Then Brother Gou, please continue to tell us."

...

The office was in a mess and the dormitory was empty, so I couldn't accept the situation at that time.

Lin Xiaojuan was still calling me to call the police as soon as possible.

I said, "I'll call the alarm and call the alarm." I've lost my good work.

I insisted on not calling the police, and Lin Xiaojuan had no choice but to deal with me. I came downstairs in frustration. My mother saw me in a distraught way and asked Xiaojuan what was wrong with him.

Lin Xiaojuan briefly explained the situation and said, "Auntie, why don't we find a place to rest and wait until Shuhan figures out."

My mother's method of dealing with the problem is very simple. She walked to my eyes first. My figure of 1.6 meters and 1.5 meters and 1.5 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.5 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.5 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and 1.6 meters and

My mother jumped up and slapped her in the face.

The sound was crisp.

Lin Xiaojuan was shocked, and the pedestrians who happened to pass by were also shocked.

I'm afraid that it's only me who's not shocked. I understand what my mother has to do. How come I don't know what happened and what is going to happen for so many years.

I was about to say, mom, don’t be angry, don’t be angry, I am in my twenties and have my undergraduate diploma. My girlfriend is here, why are you still hitting me?

Can you give some face?

Before he could say that, my mother jumped up and slapped her in the face, then jumped back, put her hands on her hips, and leaned backwards. She was about to use her unique skills "a peasant lady lion roaring in a chain."

I immediately shouted: "I am irrelevant with the fraud company, I want to call the police!"

A young girl who had just approached in her teens quickly turned her body and muttered, "This person seemed to be his mother. His mother beat him, but he actually wanted to call the police." It's really unfilial."

I slapped the marks on each cheek on both sides, turned my face to glare at her, and the little girl even made a vicious face at me.

My mom yelled, "You won't fight yet!"

I took out my cell phone from my pocket in a hurry and called. Mom, don’t worry, I’ll call right away.

The little girl hadn't walked away yet and muttered that her mother actually forced her son to call the police to arrest her. It was so strange and terrible.

Lin Xiaojuan was laughing so hard.

The operator asked what the situation was. I stammered for a long time and couldn't explain it clearly, mainly because I didn't know what to report.

I handed Lin Xiaojuan the phone, don't laugh, you say.

Lin Xiaojuan took the phone and kept laughing and said it briefly. The operator asked her to leave a number and said that the police would contact us later.

After a while, we received a call and asked us to wait on the spot.

After a while, two big-bellied policemen came. This is different from the policemen I feel when watching movies and TV dramas and literary works. They are completely a greasy uncle and a greasy apprentice.

Of course, in my later days, I also had a few dealings with the police, and it felt different.

The uncle policeman asked who called the police. My mother pointed at me and I pointed at Lin Xiaojuan.

The police were angered in the first round. The young policeman said, "I warn you that calling the police randomly, calling fake police, and wasting police resources will be dealt with seriously in accordance with the law, do you know?"

The policeman's righteousness at that time led me to remember this line fresh. Just like in Hong Kong and Taiwan dramas, you have the right to remain silent, but from now on every word you say will become a confession, I will never forget it for decades.

I nodded immediately to show that I understand.

The uncle policeman asked again, what's wrong with your face? Who beat me?

I said I beat it myself, and my mother said she beat it.

The second round annoyed the police again. The young policeman asked my mom very sternly why you hit him?

My mother was shocked. Lin Xiaojuan, who was about 1.7 meters tall, immediately protected my mother behind her.

Then he briefly told the police about the situation. The police followed us to the company's "relics" and asked me a few questions.

For example, what is the name of the company leader?

I only know how to call the manager and the supervisor. Sometimes it seems that the supervisor’s surname is Liu, because a colleague calls him Supervisor Liu, but sometimes it seems that his surname is Zhu, and a new colleague calls him Supervisor Zhu. I don’t know what the manager’s surname is.

The uncle and the policeman frowned, what about pigs, cows, dogs?

I said where is the dog?

The uncle and the policeman said, "Aren't you just that?"

I didn't dare to talk back.

I asked again, what is my colleague's name?

We rarely call the code name on weekdays. For example, my nickname is Linglingqi, and sometimes I also call the pork man. The one opposite me is called Lyon, occasionally called the Innocent Terminator. The one behind me is called uncomfortable Ski, the one on the right is called Monkey, and the one on the left is called Sanfeng, and the one on the left is called his senior brother. Anyway, I can't remember many nicknames very clearly.

After asking a lot, we can guess from the frowns of the two policemen that this must be very tricky.

Later, the quick answer is coming.

Then what illegal acts do you want to report to the company?

Lin Xiaojuan successfully answered successfully.

Illegal detention and telecommunications fraud and commercial fraud are many and many crimes.

I hurriedly said, there is no violation, no violation.

My mother, a woman, rushed over and slapped me again at lightning speed.

This slap fully demonstrated the speed of Shenzhen, and the loud sound echoed in the empty office. I instantly heard the melody in my mind, "Let's swing the oars", maybe I had tinnitus so much that I had auditory hallucinations.

The slap beats speed rather than loudness, which really scares the two policemen.

Beat people at will under the police's nose, even if you hit your own son!

So, the third round completely annoyed the police.

The older one yelled and took it away!

My mother was so scared that she hugged Lin Xiaojuan. When the young policeman saw this, he said softly, "Don't be afraid, he just went to the bureau to record his confession."

It is indeed not scary to record confessions. As the caller, it only took more than twenty minutes for the three of us to record confessions. It was not dark at that time.

Just like in Batman comics, Gotham City needs heroes, and when night falls, our Master Wayne will change into another identity.

There is no Batman in Shenzhen, but there are many clowns.

I was sitting in a chair, playing the role of a bad guy, thinking about the lines in the sketch played by Chen Peisi, which is familiar to our generation: "Captain, it's me!"

I feel like a clown.

I feel that the company is not sorry for me, but I want to call the police to expose them.

What makes people even more funny is that I called the police, but the entire company no longer exists, and I am the only living fossil employee in this company. The most funny drama in history has been staged, and I called the police and arrested myself.

So, when I came one night, I didn’t know what group it was and what police and what comrades it was.

I asked me more than ten times just about gender, and I asked all kinds of questions repeatedly. I repeatedly said what I knew and said, asking me never had a temper to have a temper, and from having a temper to not having a temper.

Finally, they initially concluded that first, there was no victim or evidence, because there was no electronic equipment or legacy on the scene to prove the authenticity of any of my words. The telephone lines of the entire building were very disordered, and they might be using Internet phones or fake base stations. The manager's mobile phone number was not authenticated by real-name and was often changed. You should know that you could buy a number by going to the street at that time. Unlike now, you have to go to the business hall to have a real name. The police later went to the scene, and the surveillance was seriously damaged. The landlord did not know who was renting the house. Someone paid the rent on time and could not extract valid surveillance evidence. Second, no clue was found by the investigation judicial authorities. The case could not be filed based on the one-sided words of the three of us and the messy scene. The investigation procedures could not be initiated.

Including my confession of my lenient income, and through retrospective transfer records, each time it is a cross-border transfer of different accounts overseas. They also said that my assets do not need to be frozen or seized, but I cannot leave Shenzhen for a long time in the future and will be summoned at any time.

So, my mother came to Shenzhen with Lin Xiaojuan for the first time and accompanied me at the police station.

When I appeared in front of my mother and Lin Xiaojuan with two panda eyes, my mother fell asleep with a stubble. Lin Xiaojuan was awake and saw me coming, she stood up and touched my face with distress.

I looked up at her and I felt that the torment of the night was worth it.

Later, several years later, I wandered around Huaqiangbei and met him. I don’t know if it was uncomfortable Ski or the innocent Terminator. In my memory, I had already confused them. When I was walking on the street, I suddenly met him.

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