Chapter 304
"It's a pity that you were not here just now. I don't know how powerful Xingchen is. The director gave us such a knife. Do you dare to believe it?"
Qin Xuyang said, and a size appeared in his hand.
The director who was sitting aside and silently saw this, finally couldn't help it:
"Where is it so small? Is it so exaggerated?"
It is not for the director to stand up and refute. The Swiss army knife provided by the director is about half a palm-sized, but it was directly shrunk to the size of a little finger when Qin Xuyang gestured it.
Who knew that Qin Xuyang was not guilty at all, but was justified:
"The knife you gave is not big, I just used exaggerated metaphors appropriately!"
Qin Xuyang said so, what else can the director say?
Of course, I could only watch Qin Xuyang continue talking nonsense.
Fans expressed their love for this:
"Who said that the grades of three years old are not good? Look, this exaggerated technique is very spiritual!"
"I came from Weibo and had no feelings for the guests in this episode, but I would be happy whenever I saw the director being defeated!"
"Qin Sansui rushed to the duck! Continue to fight against the director! Continue to fight against him! Not until he dared not speak!"
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After discovering that the director stopped talking, Qin Xuyang started to show off again and continued to blow Li Xingchen's rainbow fart-
"Just as small as this small knife, our stars can conquer the entire bamboo forest!"
"At that time, the breeze was blowing in the bamboo forest, and our starry clothes flew everywhere. We stood in the middle of the bamboo forest, and remained independent of the world."
"If you can't imagine that picture, just substitute the martial arts or fairy tale movies we usually shoot. When the protagonist is the most handsome, it's almost done."
"Then a gust of wind blew, and the flowers were so charming! It was at this time that our stars made a brilliant appearance!"
"After a burst of swords and swords, the bamboo forest in front of us fell down a large area, and we didn't even have time to react!"
"That scene, that picture, simply described in two words, is shocking!"
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Qin Xuyang was talking about it very serious. When talking about the exciting points, he not only imitated the sound effects himself, but even stood up and gestured twice.
Forced to listen to the rainbow farts of Li Xingchen, Wen Zi, who was full of ears, looked at Qin Xuyang's performance expressionlessly.
If it weren't for the scruples that were aimed at their camera, Wen Zishu even wanted to complain:
It’s also a fairy tale movie, do you think you’re in an eye movie drama?
I also have swords and swords. I usually watch too many TVs?
I was shocked. Is this person’s Chinese language taught by a physical education teacher?
Of course, unlike Wen Zishu's secret complaints in his heart, the fans in the live broadcast room directly hit the complaints in their hearts boldly on the screen—
"I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said that Qin Xuyang has good Chinese language just now. Don't ask, it's just that my face hurts!"
"The corners of the clothes are flying, and the word "sweet" is called "sweet"... Also, what does it mean to be a mess of flowers and gradually fascinating? Is this sentence used? Bai Juyi's coffin board can no longer be suppressed.
He is still independent of the world... Why don't you say that you are so beautiful?
Shocking, I don’t know if what Li Xingchen did shocks people, but I was really shocked by Qin Xuyang.”
"I'm sorry, I shouldn't have complained about Qin Xuyang's agent skills before. Just such a thing, Brother Zhang can package it as an iceberg male god or a flower of the high mountain, which makes Brother Zhang miserable."
"It's a lot of trouble for Brother Zhang +1, and I was also shocked by Qin Xuyang. If I hadn't been watching the live broadcast just now, I would have almost believed Qin Xuyang's nonsense."
"So how did Qin Xuyang say these words so seriously and not laugh? Is his acting really that good?"
"The previous statement that Qin Sansui has good acting skills is really a compliment to us three years old. He is not good at acting skills. He just said what he said in his heart!"
"Wuwuwu, have any sisters finally discovered it? Qin Sansui and Li Xingchen are true! I even suspect that Qin Sansui's filter for Li Xingchen is as thick as a hundred meters. Every time he blows rainbow farts, he feels real, and he is even more serious than I usually do phoning!"
"Sister, I began to believe that the three-year-old and the little girl are real! Although I didn't dare to mention those two words, even if I lay in the coffin board, I must eat the candy I sent me by these two people, and then make a devastating sound. They are real!"
"Although I don't know who made the title ban, I'm always a fan of Wei's fans of one of these two people. I hope this Du Wei will recognize the facts earlier. After all, Qin Xuyang has just slap our stars..."
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Qin Xuyang, who has no idea that he has received a lot of fans, is still continuing:
"Do you know what's even more amazing? Our stars can even be as difficult as mortise and tenon!"
"Aren't you curious about how we built such a big bamboo house in such a short time? It's because of this!"
"Look, this is the wisdom of our ancestors! The treasure of our China! You will not suffer any losses after learning, and you will not be deceived after learning. After learning, you will never have to endure exploitation and suppression of unscrupulous directors!"
As soon as Qin Xuyang said his last sentence, four people present made their faces shady.
In addition to the unscrupulous director Qin Xuyang mentioned, there is also the three Wen Zishu who was exploited and suppressed by the unscrupulous director.
"Okay," in the end, Han Yu felt that he couldn't stand it anymore, so he pulled back Qin Xuyang, "The more he talked, the more exaggerated he became!"
"Where is exaggerating? I'm just telling the truth." Qin Xuyang, who was pulled back, did not realize how excessive he was just now, so he turned around and began to look for Li Xingchen's figure.
At this time, Qin Xuyang discovered that Li Xingchen, who was standing by the side just now, disappeared at some point.
After searching in the crowd again and confirming that Li Xingchen was not among them, Qin Xuyang finally couldn't help but ask:
"Where are Xingchen? Where did you go? Wasn't you still here just now?"
Where have you gone?
You have the nerve to ask where others have gone?
Han Yu's lips twitched, and Qin Xuyang's rainbow fart just now, he felt embarrassed and almost cut out a three-bedroom and one-living room on the ground, not to mention the person who was praised by Li Xingchen.
So when Qin Xuyang said that the flowers were gradually fascinating, Li Xingchen had already found some time to leave quietly.
In his words, he was afraid that he would not be able to control himself, so he directly made Qin Xuyang become mute on the spot.
Of course, these words cannot be said to Qin Xuyang, the little fool, so Han Yu directly took out the speech that had been prepared in the morning:
"He said he went to the island to see if he could find something useful."
"That's it? Then why didn't he wait for us to go together later?" Qin Xuyang nodded in understanding, and then couldn't help feeling a little disappointed.
"What are we doing? Are we going to drag our legs together?" Han Yu said and glanced at Qin Xuyang.
The audience who have been watching the live broadcast from the beginning knows that Han Yu’s “we will drag us down together?” is very polite to use.
Because Qin Xuyang really did this just now.
This is the thing. After Li Xingchen cut off the bamboo, he had to transport all the bamboo to the place of birth before it could be processed.
But the efficiency of transporting a few pieces was too low. Li Xingchen simply took out a piece of clothing from his suitcase, held the cloth strips and tied the master together for easy transportation.
The series of actions made by Li Xingchen was so pleasant to the eye.
After more than a dozen bamboos were tied together, Li Xingchen carried them without even much effort.
When transporting, it was so light and brisk.
Qin Xuyang, who stood aside and saw all this in his eyes, instantly felt that he was OK.
So he also took out his clothes from his suitcase and began to repeat Li Xingchen's operations.
But Li Xingchen can do some things, but he may not be able to do them.
When Qin Xuyang tied the bamboos together and wanted to carry them, he finally realized something was wrong.
Because he...
Can't carry it!
If you want to change it to an ordinary person, after discovering this, you may give up this operation directly, or reduce the number of bamboos before trying.
But Qin Xuyang was a person who refused to give up, but he was unwilling to give up and was very brave to try.
In his words, it was "I saw that the stars were so easy to move, and I thought they were not very heavy."
After changing several positions, Qin Xuyang tried his best to finally move the bundle of bamboo.
After carrying it, Qin Xuyang was not in a hurry to do things, but instead showed off to his friends:
"I just said I must be able to do it! This is called a real man!"
I have to say that Qin Xuyang was really handsome when he carried the bamboo, but he was very embarrassed when he couldn't hold on.
When Qin Xuyang discovered that the weight of bamboo was a weight he could not bear, it was too late.
The bamboo was too long, and Qin Xuyang only cared about the results when he carried it, and did not find the right center of gravity at all. So when he couldn't hold on later, Qin Xuyang was directly led by the bamboo and fell backwards.
At the critical moment, if Li Xingchen had not discovered the clue and took action in time, I'm afraid Qin Xuyang would have been hurt directly by himself.
But Li Xingchen saved Qin Xuyang in time, but failed to save the bamboo that was carried by Qin Xuyang in time.
More than a dozen bamboos fell directly to the ground, and the part pressed down on them was broken and cracked a lot.
The broken master was naturally useless. Qin Xuyang, who was still in shock, didn't even care about the fact that he was almost injured and quickly apologized to Li Xingchen.
Whether it is easy for Li Xingchen to cut bamboo or not, it is now because of his stubbornness that Li Xingchen's labor results have been ruined.
This made Qin Xuyang feel very guilty.
Fortunately, Li Xingchen said that the bamboo had cut a lot more, which made Qin Xuyang's guilt dissipate a little.
But in the later period, Qin Xuyang did not dare to do anything like he had just done. He only hugged one or two bamboos in one trip, for fear that his recklessness would harm Li Xingchen's labor results again.
Obviously, when he heard Han Yu say something about "stopping", Qin Xuyang immediately thought of the stupid thing he had just done, and immediately stopped showing off, his tail behind him no longer swayed, and even the dull hair on his head drooped down.
After he replied with a verdict, he ceased.
Chapter completed!