[046] Fraud!
"Let's go! Let's talk about it when we get back!"
As he said that, Lao Zhangtou threw the ghost card in his hand to me. It could be seen that the little carrot head seemed to like staying in this ghost card. He didn't even wait for me to say anything, and he turned to me.
With a wave of his little hand, it turned into a gust of cold wind and got right in.
"Um!"
I nodded, and then I pulled the frightened Brother Zhang behind me, and said with a smile: "Why are you still standing there, let's go?"
"ah?"
Being pulled by me like this, Brother Zhang suddenly woke up, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and said with some fear: "Just... that one just now... is really your son?"
"Well……"
His words really stopped me. After thinking about it, I finally nodded: "That's right... Don't worry, it won't hurt you. Let's go!"
On the way back, Lao Zhangtou also specially taught me a spell called "The Curse of Locking the Demon". He said that if the little carrot head doesn't listen to me, I can use this spell to suppress it!
Uh, why does it sound like a "tightening curse"?
But having said that, although I memorized the spell, I didn't take it too seriously because I felt that I might not need it at all. After all, looking at the little carrot head like this, it is simply the only thing that is right for me.
You obey your fate, so why don't you listen to me?
Perhaps seeing my disapproval, Lao Zhangtou couldn't help but said with a stern look on his face: "Be careful with the ten thousand year ship, you'd better be more careful! Otherwise one day, you won't even know how you died."
of!"
"oh……"
I knew Lao Zhangtou was doing it for my own good, so I quickly nodded and said, "I know, I'll pay attention."
Back in the shabby room, Lao Zhangtou quickly prepared the materials for foundation building. He said that without further delay, he would prepare all kinds of materials tonight so that by noon tomorrow, he could officially build the foundation for me!
When I heard this, I was overjoyed, and I quickly followed Lao Zhangtou's instructions and started beating him.
The so-called foundation building materials of Lao Zhangtou are actually just a little bit, but the process of making them is quite complicated. First of all, you must clean the stones, grass roots and the like, but you cannot use ordinary water.
Come clean.
I saw that Lao Zhangtou had brought an earthenware jar from somewhere, filled it with water, held the Tai Chi seal with both hands, and touched the water in the earthen jar fiercely, and said: "This water is extraordinary water, a little bit is
In the vat, clouds and rain will arrive in a moment, and the sick will swallow them, all diseases will be eliminated, evil ghosts will be crushed, and it will be as urgent as a law or order!"
After reciting the incantation, Lao Zhangtou asked me to put stones, grass roots and other objects one by one into the tank to wash. At the same time, he told me: "This is rootless water. Don't touch the things that have been washed in a while."
You can't dry it with a towel even if it reaches the ground. I have laid out yellow paper on the table and will put it all on top for a while and wait for it to dry naturally. Remember!"
"Okay! Got it!"
I don't know anything about foundation building. Anyway, everything is done according to Lao Zhangtou's instructions. Hit wherever you point...
Brother Zhang was quite interested in this. He rolled up his sleeves and eagerly wanted to help, but was sternly rejected by Old Zhang. Originally, he even planned to ask Brother Zhang to avoid it, but later he couldn't get it, and I was also there.
After beating the drums beside me, I agreed to let Brother Zhang stay and watch.
Everything is ready, and I have already finished my work here. But Lao Zhangtou has just started. He quickly mixed the ink with saltpeter, cinnabar and other substances. From the looks of it, he seems to be preparing to draw a talisman?
As I expected, Lao Zhangtou said: "I am going to draw a talisman next, and those born in the year of chicken and dog should avoid it!"
"Hello!"
Seeing that Brother Zhang was completely unmoved, Lao Zhangtou could not help but increase his tone: "I'm talking about you!"
"ah?"
Only then did Brother Zhang react and said with a suspicious look on his face: "I am neither a chicken nor a dog?"
"fart!"
But Lao Zhangtou was merciless: "You are 29 years old and were born in the year of Renxu. If you are not a dog, who is a dog?"
"this……"
Brother Zhang looked at Lao Zhangtou in shock and asked subconsciously: "How do you know?"
"You don't care how I know, get out of here!"
With a wave of his hand, Lao Zhang pointed directly at the door and issued an order to expel the guests.
Brother Zhang glanced at me as if asking for help, and when he saw me shrugging my shoulders with a helpless look on my face, he smiled coquettishly: "Okay..."
After Brother Zhang left, I came to Old Zhangtou with a suspicious look on his face and asked, "I haven't heard that people who belong to the year of chicken and dog should avoid drawing talisman?"
"What do you know? I pushed him away on purpose! That kid was possessed by a ghost just now, and he has a lot of yin energy. If he stays here, it will affect the effect of my talisman!"
Jiang is still old and spicy, and he is worthy of being an old man. Old Zhangtou actually saw at a glance that Brother Zhang had just been possessed by a ghost? As he said this, Old Zhangtou put the things needed to draw the talisman one by one.
On the table.
Compared to Xia Xiaoyi, Lao Zhangtou's process of drawing the talisman was really cumbersome.
First, he burned incense and paid homage to the Patriarch and the lands of the four directions. Then he held the yellow paper in his hand and muttered in his mouth: "The Northern Emperor ordered me to write paper and talismans to fight evil spirits. If anyone dares to disobey, he will be escorted to Fengdu City! Urgent!"
Urgent as a rule!"
Do you think this is over?
of course not!
Before actually starting to draw the talisman, I had to recite the incantation again without even writing: "I will collect the five thunder god generals and burn the electric light to protect my life. Secondly, I will bind the ghosts and subjugate the evil spirits. All life and death will be governed by heaven. I will live forever. Urgently...
"
However, before Lao Zhangtou could finish reciting the "Cleaning Curse", there was a sudden and rapid knock on the door!
"Your uncle's!"
Suddenly being interrupted, Lao Zhangtou's face instantly turned pale, and he subconsciously cursed!
"Um?"
I also saw that something was obviously wrong with Lao Zhangtou, so I hurriedly stepped forward to support him and asked, "What's wrong with you?"
Lao Zhangtou ignored me, pushed me away, opened the door and said with a fierce look on his face: "If you don't give me a reasonable explanation! I will chop you alive today!"
"this……"
To be honest, I have known Lao Zhangtou for so long, and this is the first time I have seen him so angry! His face was filled with murderous intent. Even after Xia Xiaoyi let the "shadow girl" go, he didn't seem to be angry.
Isn't it so grand?
Thinking back to the pale face of Lao Zhangtou, I thought to myself: Could it be that Brother Zhang suddenly interrupted the incantation just now, causing him to suffer backlash?
Seeing the murderous look on Lao Zhangtou's face, Brother Zhang suddenly trembled with fear and said hesitantly: "No... ok, it's a fake corpse! Han... Han team... they are in danger."
!”
When he said this, Brother Zhang didn't dare to look at Lao Zhang at all, but quickly looked at me for help. Perhaps, he was still very aggrieved in his heart, and he didn't even know what he was doing.
Why did you offend Lao Zhangtou? Weren't you still fine just now? Why did you say you fell out so quickly?
"What! Why so fast?"
As soon as I heard this, I couldn't help but change my face. I quickly stopped Lao Zhangtou and said, "Don't be angry. He didn't mean it. You heard it too. He is also anxious!"
"snort!"
With a cold snort, Lao Zhangtou finally suppressed the anger in his heart, and then asked: "Who did you just say was a liar?"
Seeing that his expression softened slightly, I couldn't help but said quickly: "Feng Chen, Director Feng! He is also the biological father of Little Luobotou!"
"Um?"
Upon hearing this, Lao Zhangtou couldn't help being stunned on the spot, and then smiled coldly: "He is indeed dead!"
Well, from what I heard, it seems that he already knew that Feng Chen was Little Luobotou's biological father?
Before I could turn the corner, Lao Zhangtou's pale face suddenly turned red, and with a "puff", a mouthful of blood sprayed out!
"Ah! Lao Zhangtou!"
Seeing Lao Zhang vomiting blood, I was immediately frightened and hugged him quickly. At the same time, I glared at Brother Zhang angrily: "What a good thing you did!"
"I……"
Upon hearing this, Brother Zhang realized how much trouble he had gotten into, and at the same time he also understood why Old Zhang was so angry! It seemed that the interruption of the spell just now really brought him a great deal of trouble.
The backlash!
"No problem!"
Lao Zhangtou took a deep breath, waved his hand, and then asked: "Did you just say that he faked the corpse?"
"Yes! Otherwise I would also..."
Brother Zhang nodded hurriedly, and then said with a bewildered look on his face: "I'm sorry, senior, I really didn't mean it! I..."
"Okay! There is so much nonsense, lead the way!"
While talking, Lao Zhangtou broke away from me, turned around and took out his penis from under the bed.
"Ah? Is... your body okay?"
Chapter completed!