"Hey, little brother, that's good enough. Are you ready to have a child at such a young age?"

Before I could react, the driver in the front seat had an ambiguous smile on his face.

"Child? What child?"

Upon hearing this, Xia Xiaoyi and I couldn't help being stunned at the same time, and subconsciously looked at the driver. We thought to ourselves, what the hell does this have to do with the child?

Wait, why do I think the more I look at this driver brother, the more vulgar he becomes?

child……

Damn it! After carefully thinking about the conversation just now, I suddenly realized. Let alone the conversation between Xia Xiaoyi and I, it is indeed quite easy for people to think wrongly.

Do you still have to do things for the evening? Yes, I have already calculated the time...

If such a conversation falls in the ears of others, isn't it just a matter of calculating the ovulation period and preparing to have a child?

"Ha ha……"

Thinking of this, I couldn't help but laugh, and at the same time glanced at Xia Xiaoyi with a "malicious" look.

"Um?"

At this time, Xia Xiaoyi was still in the mist. When she saw me laughing, her eyes couldn't help but become more suspicious: "What are you laughing at?"

"Uh, it's nothing, I just suddenly remembered a joke..."

I didn't want to "die young", and I didn't dare to tell her the truth at this time, so I had to wave my hands and said vaguely.

"oh……"

Nodding doubtfully, Xia Xiaoyi did not continue to ask, but simply lay on her back on her seat and began to close her eyes and meditate.

After all, she was born as a girl. She had just experienced a big battle, and her body was still somewhat overwhelmed.

She started to relax, and I started to relax my eyes. I secretly looked at her through the corner of my eye. This figure, tsk tsk... looks like a ridge from the side and a peak from the side. To use a dialect from my hometown, it is simply: Bashi.

What a tragedy!

Anyone who can marry her back as his wife will have accumulated eight lifetimes of bad virtue... It's just this temper. If it's a little bit worse, after marrying her back, you have to discipline her...

Happy times always pass very quickly. I just looked at Xia Xiaoyi carefully when the driver slowly parked the car on the side of the road and turned back and smiled at me: "Brothers, you are here."

So fast?

I subconsciously glanced out the window, no, this isn't a school at all, it's more like a wholesale market.

"get off!"

Before I could ask my doubts, Xia Xiaoyi opened the car door first and walked straight out.

"oh……"

After hearing what she said, I quickly paid the fare and followed her into the market.

"Hey, isn't this the flea market on Shixi Road?"

Walking into the market, I finally recognized my location. I couldn't help but asked with a puzzled look on my face: "What are you doing here?"

"Buy something!"

Xia Xiaoyi's answer was as straightforward and concise as ever. As soon as she finished speaking, she walked straight to a small stall on the roadside: "Boss, do you have any cinnabar?"

"Yes, five yuan per tael, how much do you want?"

The boss was a slightly slovenly old man with a small goatee. He was holding a lunch box in his hand without raising his head and said with a nonchalant look on his face.

"Fifty yuan and a tael, I want half a catty!"

Fifty yuan or two?

Hey, you prodigal bitch, can you bargain like this? People have said that it only costs five yuan a tael, and you give them fifty yuan?

Damn it, I'm selling my land, all I've spent is my money, but you don't feel bad at all.

"Um?"

Upon hearing this, the boss put down the lunch box in his hand, looked at Xia Xiaoyi with a surprised look, and said with a smile: "Oh, it turns out you are an expert... Sorry, disrespectful..."

After rummaging around in a large cardboard box behind him for a while, the old man carefully took out an iron box and handed it directly to Xia Xiaoyi: "Authentic Chenzhou cinnabar, bright red, delicate, and full of fragrance.

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Xia Xiaoyi took it, looked at it, and twisted it a few times with her fingers. Then she nodded with satisfaction and looked at me directly: "Give me the money!"

"..."

After shopping around the flea market, Xia Xiaoyi successively bought yellow watch paper, black dog blood, saltpeter and other items! Then she took me out of the flea market with satisfaction. When I came, I still took the car. When I went back, we

But I chose to walk, not because of leisure and elegance, but because I no longer have any money.

I bought some random stuff, and it actually cost me more than a thousand yuan! The most embarrassing thing was the black dog’s blood. For just half a bowl of blood, the entire price of the dog was included in our calculation.

On the head!

Alas, in the next few days, I will probably have to eat instant noodles every day...

Back in the shabby room, Xia Xiaoyi began to mix these things non-stop, and then she was ready to draw the talisman. But because I didn't understand anything, I was not even qualified to help her.

Of course, I was not idle. While she was mixing the ink, I quickly fried two vegetables on the induction cooker. Before I knew it, it was already three o'clock in the afternoon, but Xia Xiaoyi and I were still hungry.

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Originally, I planned to treat her out to have a nice meal when I came back, but now that all the money has been spent, I had no choice but to do it myself and have enough food and clothing.

After reluctantly dealing with it, Xia Xiaoyi didn't waste any more time and burned incense to purify her hands. Waiting for the arrival of the You hour, she quickly picked up her pen and started brewing.

There are many taboos in drawing talisman. The first thing is to choose the right time. Generally speaking, the Dragon Boat Festival is the best auspicious day to draw talisman and make talisman water. It is also best to choose the time at Zi hour or Hai hour of the day.

Because this is the time when yang disappears and yin increases, and when yin and yang meet, the spiritual energy is the heaviest, followed by noon hour, mao hour, and unitary hour.

As we are now eager to eliminate the "Mother of Ghosts", naturally we cannot wait until next year's Dragon Boat Festival, nor do we have time to wait for Zishi or Haishi. We can only settle for the next best thing and choose the time to draw the talisman at Youshi, which is at 5 p.m.

7pm.

In addition to time, the writing method of the talisman seal is also very important. As the saying goes, "If you don't know how to draw the talisman, you will make the ghosts and gods laugh; if you know how to draw the talisman, the ghosts and gods will scream in surprise."

This sentence mainly emphasizes two points. One is that you must be sincere when drawing talismans. The talismans are in harmony with yin and yang. Only the most sincere people in the world can use them. If you are not sincere, it will naturally not work. The second is that you need to be sincere when drawing talisman.

Luck, and doing it in one go. When drawing the talisman, put the essence on the tip of the pen, so that the practitioner's essence can be attached to the talisman seal!

After brewing for nearly five minutes, suddenly, Xia Xiaoyi moved!

She wielded the pen like a knife, and her movements were as smooth as water. I didn't expect that Xia Xiaoyi could actually write such good calligraphy! This hand alone is probably enough to make some self-proclaimed calligraphers blush.

Seeing how skillfully she drew it, I subconsciously thought that this talisman seal was going to be successful. However, after finishing writing, Xia Xiaoyi couldn't help but frowned tightly, and then slammed the table: "Asshole! How dare you lie to me?

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"Ah? What's wrong?"

When I heard this, I was immediately startled and ran over in a hurry.

"This is not black dog blood at all! If there is not enough Yang Fire in it, the power of the talisman will be greatly reduced!"

Xia Xiaoyi's face was livid. Fortunately, she found it in time. Otherwise, if we took these talismans to fight the "Ghost Mother Fierce", what would be the worst for us?

"Damn! These unscrupulous businessmen, I will settle the score with them right now!"

When buying the black dog blood before, Xia Xiaoyi repeatedly emphasized that it must be a real big black dog. For this reason, she even gave the boss an extra hundred yuan. Unexpectedly, in the end, she was still cheated!

It's not that we were careless, it was just that these profiteers were too cunning! They actually put a layer of cinnabar in the bowl to catch the blood, which deceived us. After taking it back and blending it, the true colors were suddenly revealed!

"It's too late!"

I was about to go out to find an explanation from the unscrupulous vendor, but Xia Xiaoyi stopped me and said with a gloomy face: "In more than an hour, the hour of Unity will be over!"

"Ah? What should we do?"

When I heard this, I couldn't help but feel a little discouraged. If we couldn't draw the talisman seals well at the time of You, wouldn't we have to fight the "Ghost Mother and Fierce Evil" with our bare hands tonight?

Thinking about the horror of "the fierce ghost mother", I felt frightened in my heart. If Old Zhangtou was there, it would be okay, but now...

"It's not like there's no way to do this..."

After pondering for a long time, Xia Xiaoyi couldn't help but cast her eyes on me, and said with a malicious look on her face: "However, this may cause you to bleed..."

"Still bleeding? I really have no money..."

I shook my head subconsciously and said with an embarrassment on my face. My living expenses this month are only a little over a thousand, and I just spent no money at the flea market...

"Hey...no money..."

As soon as she finished speaking, Xia Xiaoyi suddenly smiled slyly at me and pulled me over. With a little force in her hand, the wound on my middle finger that had just been bleeding suddenly burst open again, and a stream of blood flowed down.

It flowed into the bowl when I touched my middle finger!

"Fuck!"

It turns out that he is really going to bleed!

After a long time of fussing, I wonder if she is trying to get my "boyish eyebrows"?
Chapter completed!