Chapter 1451 Quite Zen
Lu Shanmin is very poor now, and he is poorer than ever. When he left Mazui Village, he still had 5,000 yuan on his body, but now he is as heavy as four pockets and has no penny.
During the battle between Riyueping, even the clothes were beaten away. Now even the clothes worn were old antiques that Lu Zimin had turned out from somewhere.
Since leaving Mazui Village, he has tasted the pain of having no money countless times, but this is the first time he has tasted the embarrassment of having no money.
The old woman is kind-hearted and doesn't ask him for money for food. However, as a former top ten outstanding young men in the East China Sea, now a man with a little conscience, she feels even more embarrassed than eating a fly.
There is no body and no need to repay you. The only thing that can be taken is the Tai Chi Wanderer, the old charlatan. Fortunately, there is no master, and there is no constraint from the master. If you want to teach, you can teach anyone you want. Anyway, even if the old charlatan knows, there is no way to deal with him.
Before, when I saw two children playing snowball fights, Lu Shanmin had already seen from their pace and ventilation that they had a certain foundation, and it should be that Taoist Master Gengyuan or Lu Zimin had taught them some methods of cultivation.
After asking, the two children shook their heads in confusion, saying that the old Taoist priest had played snowball fights with them several times. It turned out that Taoist priest Gengyuan had just used snowball fights to teach them some exercise methods to strengthen their bodies and did not teach them systematically.
I think it's right. The two children are only five or six years old after all, and even if Master Gengyuan is willing to teach them, it's not time yet.
Thinking of this, Lu Shanmin felt that he should teach Tai Chiyou to them, which could be considered as completing things that Master Gengyuan had not completed.
However, Lu Shanmin did not expect them to learn much. Children aged five or six have not yet developed their intelligence and mind. How much they can learn depends on their own luck.
In the next two days, Lu Shanmin took his two children to practice in the yard.
The first time I taught a child, I had no experience or mental preparation. The two children not only brought him surprises, but also almost made him angry with his heart disease.
What surprised him was that Hua Niuer's talent was not only far beyond expectations, but also his character was far beyond his expectations.
This little girl, who is only five years old, has no less concentration than that of an ordinary adult. She can learn the slow and boring movements of Tai Chiyou without distractions.
When entering into meditation and meditation, you can persist for half an hour for the first time, which is even more difficult for children who are happy and not quiet.
Lu Shanmin saw the shadow of the little girl in her body, thinking that when the little girl was young, she was so different from ordinary people.
Although she is simple and simple in her mind, she is like a little adult when she was very young. She not only manages her family in an orderly manner, but also does not care about the wedding and weddings of the village, big and small matters, but she is the only one who stands by herself. He believes that if she teaches carefully, she will be the next little girl in time.
The one who almost got angry at Lu Shanmin vomited blood was Erdan. This little bastard actually questioned Tai Chiyou. He was obviously the most advanced internal practice of the mind, but he said it was a set of radio gymnastics, and it was a boring radio gymnastics. No matter how Lu Shanmin explained and guided it in a variety of ways, he didn't believe that practicing this radio gymnastics would make him smash the snowball accurately and ruthlessly.
What's even more annoying is that he not only questioned Tai Chi You, but also questioned Lu Shanmin's character, saying that Lu Shanmin treated him as a child and was a complete liar.
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The little bastard only practiced twice, and then he had to drink water when he was thirsty, he had to replenish his physical fitness when he was hungry, and he had to squat in the toilet when he was urinating for half an hour before he came out. In the end, he stopped practicing and said that he had learned all the boring movements and could become a teacher, so he didn't have to learn it.
He taught him to meditate in meditation. The boy's eyes opened for less than a minute, and then he looked around and looked around.
Once, I finally persisted for ten minutes. Just when Lu Shanmin breathed a sigh of relief, a snoring sound came into his ears. It turned out that this little bastard was not meditating, but sleeping, and it was a blessing that he could sleep while standing and standing.
Lu Shanmin always thought he was a very patient and had a good temper, but when faced with this kid, he almost couldn't help but beat him several times.
"Look at your sister, she is one year younger than you, so you can't learn." Lu Shanmin pointed at Hua Niu'er beside her. She had been meditating for nearly half an hour. Even though Erdan's noise and Lu Shanmin's scolding were always there, it was not affected at all.
Erdan directly chose to ignore Lu Shanmin, sat on the steps, hammering his legs while complaining: "The legs are numb"!
Lu Shanmin was both funny and angry when he was ignored by a six-year-old child, but he still said patiently: "If you don't practice well, you will lose to your sister when playing snowball fights in the future."
Erdan cut it and said, "Stop fooling me, just stand still and don't move, you can beat me."
Lu Shanmin said in a straightforward manner: "Don't you envy the old gods and the little gods who can fly? As long as you persist in practicing, you will fly in the future."
Erdan glanced at Lu Shanmin. Compared to his initial expectations and longing, he was very disappointed now.
"Hey, just rely on this slow radio gymnastics"?
Lu Shanmin said earnestly: "I have told you countless times, this is not a radio gymnastics."
Erdan rolled his eyes and said, "Don't think I'm easy to fool me when I was young. I've also seen the world in the town. This is how the radio gymnastics in the primary school in the town are like this." As he said that, he paused and frowned, "No, the radio gymnastics in the primary school in the town are better than yours."
Lu Shanmin wanted to cry without tears and sighed inwardly, "It's really a cycle of cause and effect that it's unhappy. Thinking about the old charlatan in the past, when he was a child, he questioned the old charlatan in this way. No matter how the old charlatan explains, he always insisted that it was a radio gymnastics in a contemptuous tone. He was so angry that the old charlatan jumped straight. The more angry the old charlatan was, the more proud he felt.
He used a series of tricks such as rolling his eyes, pouting his mouth, disdain, and contempt on the old charlatan. Now, Erdan is used on him intact, and it is even better. If the old charlatan knew that someone had avenged his revenge for him, he would not know what he would be proud of.
He has now truly realized the old charlatan's mood back then.
"Do you learn or not?"! The so-called coercion and inducement are not good at literature, and Lu Shanmin is ready to use martial arts.
After so many years of hard work, Lu Shanmin thought that his anger was very intimidating.
But he still overestimated himself and underestimated the little boy.
Not only did Erdan not surrender, but instead raised his legs and looked at Lu Shanmin with his head raised.
"What are you doing? Eat my family's food and treat me badly."
Chapter completed!