Chapter 306-307 I have a report on the situation

Zhao Changfeng smiled and watched Liu Junkang retreat, nodded in his heart. Liu Junkang was becoming more and more mature. In time, he could be put outside as a director.

Gao Shengqiang made fun of it and said, "Boss, you have been in the provincial government for four or five years. The rules of big places must be different from those of small places below us. Tell us a little, let us open our eyes and gain a better understanding." Han Jiasen and several deputy prosecutors all followed suit, insisting that Zhao Changfeng talk about the rules of banquets in the provincial government.

Zhao Changfeng naturally understood that this is a must-have program for leaders to attend banquets. At the banquet, the leader is the center of the banquet, and as the center of the banquet, it is natural to tell a few jokes, talk about a few anecdotes, or publish one or two high-profile statements. This is not only the habit of leaders, but also the subordinates. If the leader attends the banquet but is taciturn, the subordinates will inevitably be uneasy and worry that they will not be careful in serving the leader, which will make the leader angry. Of course, there are some subordinates who do not know that the leader is of high standards and will not even speak at the banquet. In any case, Zhao Changfeng is unwilling to appear. As the saying goes, follow the local customs. Since Zhao Changfeng is in this position, he must follow the rules of the place.

So Zhao Changfeng talked about the rules of banquets in several provincial capitals and said one or two anecdotes about provincial leaders. Of course, these anecdotes are harmless, and the provincial leaders who were in the anecdotes have been transferred to other provinces to serve.

To be honest, Han Jiasen and Gao Shengqiang have heard of the rules of these provincial governments. Han Jiasen and Gao Shengqiang have heard of those deputy prosecutors. At this time, when Zhao Changfeng heard about them, he still felt very interesting and intoxicated. When Zhao Changfeng talked about the two interesting anecdotes they had never heard of, they all widened their eyes, half opened their mouths, and looked at Zhao Changfeng with all his concentration. At this time, in their eyes, there was nothing else between heaven and earth except Mayor Zhao.

After Zhao Changfeng finished his last anecdote, he saw that the people on the table were fascinated by him, so he smiled and said, "Come on, don't just talk. Everyone eat food!"

Everyone woke up and picked up the chopsticks, their eyes turned with Zhao Changfeng's chopsticks. Seeing Mayor Zhao's chopsticks ordering the dish, everyone's chopsticks could move the dish. As for those who had not taken care of Zhao Changfeng's chopsticks for the time being, the rest of the table could not touch them no matter what.

Zhao Changfeng smiled, took the chopsticks and ordered a few platters on each dish on the table, and said, "Come on, everyone can do whatever they want." Seeing Zhao Changfeng's action, everyone left their concerns and picked up food at will with the chopsticks. The atmosphere on the table suddenly became warm.

In the officialdom, jokes are popular when drinking. Of course, the word "meat" should be added before the jokes. This is like when Chinese people invite people to drink, they must order a few meat dishes. If there is only wine and no meat, not only will the guests feel unhappy, but the people who treat them will feel embarrassed. In the officialdom, there are wine and meat, they must also be accompanied by some dirty jokes to cheer them up. If there are not a few dirty jokes, the atmosphere at the table will not be lively enough and lively enough. This is not conducive to comrades' exchange of feelings, and it is even more unhappy for leaders and comrades to get along. Although Zhao Changfeng does not like such bad habits in the officialdom, since he is in the officialdom, he must follow this set of rules.

After drinking a few more glasses of wine, Zhao Changfeng smiled and said, "It's the first time I'm drinking with several comrades today. Let's liven up the atmosphere. Everyone tells a joke. Who is not funny? I'll punish three drinks of wine. What do you think?"

Except for Gao Shengqiang, Han Jiasen and Liu Junkang, the others were sitting at the same table with Zhao Changfeng for the first time at the dinner table. They couldn't figure out Zhao Changfeng's temper and were worried that the young mayor would not be willing to share the people, so although they had a lot of dirty jokes in their stomachs, they did not dare to say them. At this time, they felt relieved when they saw Zhao Changfeng speak. It seemed that Mayor Zhao was younger than other leaders and was no different from other leaders in other aspects, so such leaders would be easier to serve. So everyone applauded and responded to Zhao Changfeng's call.

Zhao Changfeng's eyes turned, fell on Han Jiasen, and said, "Prosecutor General, today is your welcome banquet, so let's start with you."

Han Jiasen's old husband was guarding. He had never seen anything before. Naturally, this kind of scene would not be frightened. He picked up the teacup and moistened his throat. He coughed seriously and said, "A girl bought a pack of milk. She was waiting for the bus. As soon as she took a sip, the car arrived at the station. The girl got on the bus with milk. However, there were many people in the car, and passengers kept coming up behind her, pushing the girl inside. The girl was squeezed so hard that the milk carton in her hand was squeezed, and the milk overflowed. So the girl screamed: "Don't squeeze! Don't squeeze! My milk was squeezed out by you!" Everyone on the table laughed, and even more arrogantly stared at the chest of the little waiter holding the wine bottle next to her. The little waiter blushed and stood there shyly.

Zhao Changfeng laughed and said, "Old Han, not bad!" Then he looked at Gao Shengqiang with a smile and said, "Director Gao, you can have one too."

Gao Shengqiang drank with the auditors all day long and had already trained in the bar. He told a joke that was easy to tell. He took advantage of the wine and said, "I once visited a monastery in the United States. This monastery was built on the mountain and the road was rugged. The nuns needed to ride bicycles when they went to the foot of the mountain to buy things. When we visited, we saw the dean of the monastery scolding the nuns: 'When you ride a bicycle to buy things at the foot of the mountain, you shouted loudly, and I put the bicycle cushion on you!'" After that, Gao Shengqiang leisurely picked up the teacup and drank tea.

After a second or two on the table, most people reacted and burst into laughter. The director of the Political Department was puzzled after hearing this joke. He held a teacup and drank tea while thinking hard. Suddenly, he reacted. With a squirt, the tea in his mouth was about to spew out. Fortunately, he quickly looked and held his mouth with his hands first, so he was covered in tea, flowing down his hands slowly, with a very embarrassing appearance.

The head of the Discipline Inspection Group was an old-fashioned and slow-witted person. In the end, he didn't understand Gao Shengqiang's joke. Seeing that everyone was laughing so happily, he was puzzled, so he pulled the deputy prosecutor beside him and asked, "Why did the dean of the monastery install the bicycle cushions for them? What does this mean? Do bicycles in the United States have no seat cushions?"

The director of the Political Department just took a tissue to wipe the water marks. He couldn't help laughing again when he heard the leader of the Discipline Inspection Group talking.

Zhao Changfeng lit Gao Shengqiang with his hand and said with a smile: "Comrade Shengqiang, you deserve your surname Gao. Even your storytelling level is so high."

With Han Jiasen and Gao Shengqiang as an example in the previous example, the deputy prosecutors saw that Mayor Zhao was not displeased, but instead showed a strong spirit of enjoying the people. So they boldly talked about it. Their level was like a surging waterfall, one more violent than the other, and their level was weaker than Gao Shengqiang and Han Jiasen.

The banquet lasted for more than three hours, and everyone was very happy. Zhao Changfeng saw that the heat was almost done, so he picked up the teacup and looked at Liu Junkang. Liu Junkang was paying attention to the boss's every move. Seeing this, he understood what the boss meant, so he stood up, came to Zhao Changfeng, and whispered: "Boss, it's getting late, it's time to go back and rest."

Zhao Changfeng laughed, raised his glass and said to everyone, "Let's get here today." Everyone quickly picked up the glass and scrambled to touch Zhao Changfeng. After drinking it all, Zhao Changfeng touched his lips with the glass, put down the glass, reached out to hold Han Jiasen's hand and said, "Comrade Gasen, in his new position, you must do your best and achieve something! It depends on you in the great cause of anti-corruption and integrity promotion in Taipei City!"

Han Jiasen said respectfully with his feet together: "Mayor Zhao, don't worry, I will never let you down."

Zhao Changfeng stretched out his hand and shook hands with several prosecutors at the table one by one. When he saw other people at the table standing up, he waved his hand and said, "You keep drinking, don't get up." How dare those people sit down? They stood respectfully and looked at Zhao Changfeng.

Zhao Changfeng so surrounded Han Jiasen, Gao Shengqiang, several deputy prosecutors, head of the discipline inspection team, and director of the Political Department. Everyone kept sending Zhao Changfeng to his car. Zhao Changfeng twisted and said, "Okay, you guys go back."

Liu Junkang opened the car door for Zhao Changfeng, covered it with his hands, and asked Zhao Changfeng to get on the car. Gao Shengqiang stepped forward and supported Zhao Changfeng. While he was sending Zhao Changfeng into the car, he whispered: "Boss, I have a situation to report to you."

Zhao Changfeng said "um" without saying much. Gao Shengqiang understood what Zhao Changfeng meant.
Chapter completed!