Chapter 173 was kissed
The lame donkey slapped himself wildly. He didn't expect that he could be such a beast. He actually took advantage of the situation when his brother was gone and wanted to take his sister-in-law as his own. He was simply worse than a beast. But look.
Seeing his naked sister-in-law waving to her, he couldn't help but want to get closer.
When his brother was here before, he didn't think how pretty his sister-in-law was, but now in his eyes she was actually a very beautiful and lovely person.
"Sister-in-law, I, we..." Lame Donkey was so nervous that he couldn't even speak, so he had to slap himself several times.
"Donkey lame, I didn't expect you to be such a thief-hearted but courageous guy. Don't I know what you think? Since I, Ah Shou, have been away, you have been helping us. If it weren't for you, we would
The mother and son will probably live a very difficult life. Do you know? I have been waiting for you." Qiu Yarou said with a smile, and then opened her hands to expose her body in front of the lame donkey, which made the lame donkey melt in an instant.
For the sake of the beast, he directly pounced on it. He can be regarded as a lawless monk. He has been unruly throughout his life. Since he has something in his heart, he must make it come true. As for the other things, that is something to be done later.
.
Then something embarrassing happened. Just when he took off his pants, everything around him changed and turned into a huge room with crooked people lying in it. Everyone looked miserable, some
It's even very twisted. Of course, besides a heartless bald donkey there is also an innocent little girl.
"Uh, old donkey, I'm not telling you, you don't have to take off your pants and underwear even if you have a pee! Even if you do, you don't have to throw them all away!" Wang Erhu used his magic power
Shiji held a very fat Garfield cat in the air. Looking at the lame donkey, he guessed that his fantasy must be a drama that was not suitable for children. After all, his little donkey was about to become an eggplant. He could still see such an obvious thing.
came out.
"Ahem, this is very cool." The lame donkey said awkwardly, then quickly picked up his trousers and put them on. Then he looked around like no one else, and he was so shameless.
"Amitabha, devil benefactor, no matter what illusion you use, it will be of no use to Xiao Zeng. Xiao Zeng is an outsider and is not within the Five Elements. These things will not have any impact on Xiao Zeng."
At this time, he was like a enlightened monk. Only Rui Rui, who knew his true nature, knew the details of this guy, but she would not consider these things at this time.
"Mr. Wang? Is it really you?" Ruirui approached cautiously, and then poked Wang Erhu with her finger. She felt that he was a real person, but she had also experienced illusions, so she was also suspicious of Wang Erhu's appearance.
manner.
"I'm sorry, if I hadn't asked you to come to me, you wouldn't have been kidnapped." Wang Erhu said guiltily. He didn't expect that he would actually do bad things with good intentions, and almost let this girl die inexplicably.
"It's okay. You don't know. If it weren't for the pill you gave me, I wouldn't have made a breakthrough. You see, I'm already a monk in the foundation building stage. I can fly when I go back." Ruirui was very happy.
He told Wang Erhu, patting him here and there from time to time.
"This illusion is so real!" Ruirui said with a smile. She didn't know that Wei Mao's illusion this time would be Wang Erhu. They were originally
I'm not familiar with him, but I'm quite grateful to him. Without his elixir, she would have no chance to build the foundation.
"I am not an illusion, I am real. The nightmare beast that created the dream has been captured by me." Wang Erhu raised the nightmare beast in the air. For some reason, this guy seemed unable to wake up.
If the Nightmare Beast knew about it, he would definitely spit on his face. Girl, I have never seen anyone who was forbidden to be tied into a rice dumpling and still wake up.
"Wow! Such a cute cat, but why can't I hold it?" Ruirui stretched out her hand and scratched Garfield constantly, but she couldn't.
"Donor, you can't be caught like this. Is it an illusion? If you can catch it so easily, is it still an illusion?" Liao Kong looked profound, but he was very confused in his heart. The two men in this illusion were
Who is it? Why does Mao feel a familiar and strange feeling?
These words made Wang Erhu suddenly want to beat this bald man hard. Just as he was about to make a move, he was attracted by Ruirui. He didn't know what she was going to do?
"Yes! Why didn't I think of that?" Rui Rui woke up from her dream and walked around Wang Erhu, then came to him and stared at him closely.
"What's wrong? Is there something on my face?" Wang Erhu touched his face strangely. He had looked in the mirror when he went out, and there was nothing wrong! If there was really anything, then today
Even more handsome than yesterday.
"No, it's just that I want to do something that I've always wanted to do but haven't had the chance to do." Ruirui said with a red face and a smile. She felt that there was no chance in reality. Maybe it would be a good memory in fantasy.
"What?" Wang Erhu was a little strange and asked subconsciously, but he immediately knew what it was.
Ruirui stood up on her tiptoes, stretched out her hands to wrap around his neck, then pulled hard, pulled his head closer to her, and kissed him without hesitation.
Wang Erhu, who had already had a lot of experience, suddenly became bored. He seemed to have been forcefully kissed. Moreover, he had only met this girl once. What's more important was that she didn't know how to kiss at all. She just simply put her lips with hers.
His lips stuck together.
Wang Erhu wanted to shake her away, but when he thought that this girl was still a foundation-building monk, he didn't dare. Otherwise, the girl's arm would be broken if not useless.
It was indeed an illusion, Ruirui thought to herself, otherwise she would never have had the chance to kiss him, and she felt proud for a moment. This move saved her a lot of lollipops.
"Amitabha, the donor really dares to love and hate. The young monk is here to congratulate the donor." Liao Kong proclaimed the Buddha's name. Although he was a monk, he was a gossipy monk.
"Hey, it's just so so. He's third in the world. I didn't expect to have the chance to kiss him. Do you want to try it? It feels good." Ruirui thinks this is a fantasy, or a fantasy between two people, so don't be stingy.
Already.
"No, no, no, Liao Kong is a monk and can't get into sex." Liao Kong said, sweating profusely.
"It doesn't matter! This is an illusion. No one will know if you kiss her." Ruirui hugged Wang Erhu and refused to let go. His embrace was so comfortable.
"..." Wang Erhu's liver is a little painful at this time. Just kiss him and treat it as a wonderful memory for you. But you actually asked the monk to come with you. This is going to give me nightmares! Also, you...
Bald ladle, how dare you despise it, ah bah,
What kind of nonsense?
"Have you hugged me enough?" Wang Erhu was really angry, but he didn't dare to take action. After all, she was still young, only fifteen years old. This was what I saw when I checked her resume.
"No! I really want to hold her for the rest of my life." Ruirui said proudly.
"Although I really don't want to break this beautiful moment, this beauty, now is not the time to fall in love. There are still a lot of victims here." Donkey Lame checked and found that everyone had not recovered yet. One
He was stunned, as if he had lost his soul.
"How come someone as ugly as Donkey comes into the environment to scare people!" Ruirui didn't want to let go of Wang Erhu at all, but frowned and wondered why such an annoying guy like Donkey appeared.
"Bang!" Wang Erhu couldn't help but take action after all. A chestnut hit Ruirui directly on the forehead, knocking her blind. She covered her head and squatted on the ground crying.
"Amitabha, donor, long time no see!" Liao Kong would be really stupid if he didn't react at this time.
"You bald lad, it's been so long since I last saw you, and you actually forgot about me." Wang Erhu said viciously, walking over and greeting him directly on the head. When he was free, he quickly ran around holding his head. This young man belongs to Her Royal Highness the Queen.
Mistress, if you hurt him, you will probably be unlucky for thousands of years.
What he didn't expect was that no matter how he tried to hide, Wang Erhu would hit him firmly on the head.
"I asked you to congratulate you, to transform you into a foreign person, and to make you not in the five elements." Wang Erhu was so angry that he would not hold back, and directly hit Kong's head with a big bag, and then stopped with satisfaction, the little girl did not dare to strike, and beat her bald.
It's still ok.
"Where is this?" At this time, people were waking up one after another. Wang Erhu had no choice but to call the people in the branch and ask them to come over and help.
Qiu Yarou was lying motionless on the ground at this time, not knowing whether to live or die. This look was a wonderful temptation to the lame donkey. He must be the kind of man who has no resistance to weak women!
He walked over and knelt down to hug her back, but was slapped hard by her.
"Don't come over, don't come over." Qiu Yarou was like a frightened rabbit, constantly retreating.
"What, what's going on?" Lame Donkey was beaten so hard that he couldn't remember where he felt sorry for her, except in his dream.
But he didn't know that the Nightmare Beast saw Qiu Yarou's figure when he was looking at his memories, so he connected their two dreams together, so his dreams and Qiu Yarou's were the same. It's just that he
was interrupted, but Qiu Yarou's continued until the end.
Once a woman becomes wary of a certain person, it's time to break up with that person. At this time, she is already close to the edge of collapse.
Wang Erhu hurried over and stuffed her with a soul-calming pill. Then she calmed down and said weakly to Wang Erhu: "Take me out of here, out of this devil's cave."
Wang Erhu nodded, glanced at the lame donkey, then picked up Qiu Yarou and left with Nightmare in his arms.
Chapter completed!