Chapter 7 Bedroom Night Talk
Shen Gui put on his sneakers and wanted to go back to his dormitory, but was pulled back by Li Jianshuang again.
"Where did you and our goddess go during self-study? You are so weird today. You never dozed off in class before."
When other people heard this topic, they also started talking about it. This is the boys' dormitory, and when women are mentioned, they all get excited.
Huzi was the most angry and said: "From now on I will pretend to be asleep in English class, and when Jiao Yan comes to wake me up, I will reach out to her big white rabbit like you did."
Huzi’s original name is Huzi Wen. He is the oldest boy in the class. He likes to grow beards. His old face is often mistaken for a teacher by freshmen, and he is often called "teacher".
Yu Feifei disagreed, "Do you think we can compete with the monitor? If you sleep to death, she won't call you. Instead, you will report directly to the class teacher, who will ask your mother to show up immediately."
Shen Gui opened his mouth, but felt that he had nothing to say. What he said was the truth. Many teachers who had just entered the workplace always favored students with good academic performance. Thinking back to the time when he first joined the class, he was like A monkey in the zoo, even the young teacher in the next class found various excuses to come over and touch his head and pat his back.
Xie Yixie asked obscenely, "No, are you flexible?"
Nicknamed Devil, Shui Fang interrupted him, "The monitor obviously just pushed him, and he didn't wake up. You are all bored. If you are curious about the structure of the female body, you should ask Li Jianshuang. I saw him last weekend." Went into a small hotel on Cross Street with Li Jianqiu."
The reason why the devil is called the devil is not because his name reminds people of fantasy, but because he looks surprisingly ugly. In addition, he never bathes in the summer, his hair is like a bird's nest full of bird droppings, and his math scores are particularly good. Well, the most speechless thing is that he has pursued countless girls, from Class 1 to Class 8, it seems that he has pursued all females.
Girls can understand his puberty and his desire for the opposite sex, but no matter how ugly the girls are, they reject him without hesitation.
Shui Fang is the student with the most weird points in the liberal arts class. From his name to his appearance, any combination of two points is very divisive. His classmates can't describe him in words, so they give him the nickname "Devil".
Once the devil's bombshell was released, Shen Gui's small advantage was no longer worth mentioning in the eyes of everyone.
Li Jianshuang quickly fled the crowd and climbed onto her mat. If she had known better if she had not questioned Shen Gui, the subject of women would not have been brought up, and the devil would not have thought of it.
Li Jianshuang has just turned eighteen this year, and his round face is still a little childish. He feels a little ashamed that he is no longer Chu Nan. In two years, he will be completely different. He will not feel ashamed, but will Shen Gui was so proud that he also heard him tell how he slept with Li Jianqiu.
Li Jianqiu's appearance is not ranked high in liberal arts classes, and she is of the mature type. As for the aesthetics of the student days, as long as her appearance is not very bad, mature women will be beautiful in the eyes of most boys.
Just as it is true that many girls like mature boys, as they grow older, most people's aesthetics will change a lot, or even vice versa, but good looks will never change.
Li Jianshuang and Li Jianqiu got closer because of their names, but the bigger reason was that Li Jianshuang wanted to get closer to the class beauty, because Li Jianqiu and the class flower were in the same dormitory and were usually inseparable.
In the end, Li Jianshuang could not withstand the temptation of this classmate who had extensive love experience and fell into her "broken bed."
Li Jianshuang has always been resentful about the fact that his first time was given to a girl who was not his first time. What made him even more resentful was that he had completely lost the right to pursue the class beauty.
Except for Shen Gui, the seven roommates had no intention of letting Li Jianshuang go. They held him down collectively and prepared to "torture him to extract a confession." If he didn't say anything, they would take off his shorts.
"I said, I said."
Shen Gui shook his head, hey, what a shame, poor Li Jianqiu.
When Li Jianshuang opens his mouth, he is sure to be vivid and lively, with a strong sense of immersion in the picture, and has the potential to be an excellent advertising proposer.
He started by talking about the physiological structure of women, clearly prioritizing and highlighting the key points. Suddenly, the topic changed and he began to talk about the inheritance and transformation between men and women.
Li Jianshuang taught this free biology class for half an hour. If the biology teacher in the science class was half as eloquent as him, no one would probably doze off during the class.
Although the audience knew that 90% of what he said came from Xiaoxiao books, they still listened with interest because they knew that he had practical experience.
Hu Hu wanted to ask about some of Li Jianqiu's privacy, but seeing that no one else had such intention, he thought that if Li Jianshuang really told her, Li Jianqiu might not be able to stay in this school anymore. She would be equivalent to sitting in class wearing the emperor's new clothes.
After a moment of silence, the devil then brought up another unrelated topic, "Who do you think the class beauty will like?"
Yu Feifei said: "Definitely not.
If it’s you, just give up.”
The devil was very angry, "It doesn't matter what you say, she rejected me when I was a freshman in high school. Even the reasons for the rejection were so ruthless. She said I smelled bad and told me to go away to talk to her, which caused me My love letter hasn’t been sent out yet.”
Xie Yixie smiled and said sarcastically: "At least you have tried hard. Unlike us, we don't even have the courage to confess."
Huzi continued as if he had an epiphany: "She must have taken a liking to the monitor, otherwise how could she apply for a change of position to become the monitor's deskmate?"
Li Jianshuang thought she knew the class beauty. After all, her best friend was his girlfriend, and she was a little unwilling to give up and worried about Shen Gui. She said angrily: "I bet that Nie Fengling can't fall in love with Shen Gui. I listen to the sword Qiu said that she has a boy she likes who is her junior high school classmate."
"How about we make a bigger bet. We boys will pursue the class beauty together. No matter who succeeds, we will each give him a hundred yuan as a date fund. We are about to graduate. We can't put in three years of hard work. If the class beauty we have worked so hard to protect is finally taken away by outsiders, then we, Class 2, Grade 3, will become the laughing stock of others, thinking that all the boys in our class are useless."
On the surface, Huzi's words sounded upright and had a sense of collective honor, but in fact he wanted to blackmail his classmates. In his opinion, there was only one layer of window paper left between him and Nie Fengling to become boyfriend and girlfriend. During this period, Ban Hua often chatted with him after class, and was beaming with laughter under his humorous language.
Under Huzi's instigation, except for Shen Gui, everyone present agreed. Even Li Jianshuang wanted to give it a try shamelessly. Some people treated marriage as a joke, but it turned out that there had been warnings.
Shen Gui objected strongly, "I object. Nie Fengling is not an object, but you are using it as a bargaining chip. Even if anyone succeeds, she will be very sad when she finds out."
Xie Yixie took the lead and said: "The objection is futile. We swear to God that if anyone spreads what we said tonight, he will be a eunuch."
The others unanimously agreed again, and Hu Hu added that if anyone is willing to gamble and refuse to admit defeat, he will never be able to have a girlfriend for the rest of his life. Even if he does, he will have to give it to his brothers.
Shen Gui thought to himself, should he be so ruthless and desperate to give me money, so as not to look like a bad guy? For eight hundred yuan, the shameless Shuang Li could enter the small hotel and open it eighty times, with one salesperson. The monthly salary is only two hundred yuan.
Chapter completed!