Chapter 10 Yan He Goes to Heaven
"Of course I know. I just want you perverts to never forget me!" Yan He looked a little shy, but her expression became more and more cute and charming.
"Well, you are only right a little bit. Just based on your appearance, if you know how to control people, then all the gods and demons in this star field will be crazy for you.
Give way."
"Isn't that right?" Yan He thought for a moment as if she didn't understand, and then said in reply: "Little brat, you are a little weird today."
"What's weird? Do you think I'm a little perverted? Hehehe!" Wei Feng had a look of pervert on his face.
"Why should I be weird? I think you look really good today!" Yan He turned around and left after saying that, leaving Wei Feng squatting there alone in a mess.
At this time, Gou You's figure appeared again, and quietly followed Yan He, letting out a burst of weird laughter, and proudly said to himself: "So you were the one who was demoted in the first place.
Oh, the Tianying banshee who has descended to the realm of Queren! Xiu Xiu Xiu, the current world situation was all caused by you! Xiu Xiu Xiu, seeing that you still remain true to your original intention, then let me help you realize your dream.
”.
Then, he turned his head again and smiled triumphantly at Wei Feng, as if he was going to do something bad again, and he looked very confident.
"Boohoo, boom, I finally found a chance to stand up. Let's see how I can light this fire and let you burn up in the fire, boom boom!" After planning to this point, the excitement in my heart was hard to express, and then it disappeared.
It made a blue light and quickly disappeared into the sky.
"You brat! Have you never seen a beautiful woman? Look at your little eyes!" The old naughty boy appeared next to Wei Feng at the right time.
"Old man! You must be out of sight because of old age, right? How come my eyes are so big that they are small? There is a beauty there. Excuse me! Where is the beauty?"
"Oh!" The old naughty boy asked in surprise: "You have a pretty tough mouth! Hey, what is this you drew?"
"This is a house, it's for people to live in." Wei Feng pointed to the unfinished painting next to him and explained.
"A house that can be lived in? It's quite beautiful! Then you draw it, and I will build one for you according to the pattern. From now on, you can live in this kind of thing." The old naughty boy responded loudly at first, and then continued.
In his throat, he muttered vaguely: "Hmph, it's a weird-looking thing. The upper layer is a chicken coop, and the lower layer is enough to raise pigs!"
"Haha, old man! Are you so awesome that you know how to build a house?" Wei Feng looked at the old naughty boy in front of him in surprise.
"Hey, you are so awesome!"
"Okay!" As he said that, Wei Feng simply designed the villa he imagined he would live in in the future.
"Old man, do you know that you always build it like this? You study it first, and I have to go help Brother Shi Sheng with work!"
"Oh, okay!" the old naughty boy dismissed him while squatting there and thinking carefully. Hehe, even if it can't be lived in, it will be good to raise chickens and pigs. Anyway, it won't be wasted.
The old naughty boy was thinking secretly.
Here, Shi Sheng was weeding with something similar to a shovel. Although he seemed to be working hard, the actual effect was not very good, which made Wei Feng shake his head.
"You brat, why are you shaking your head?" Shi Sheng asked, wiping the sweat from his forehead.
"Hey, you guys are talking here, why are you so rude and bullying me because I'm from out of town, right? I'm only going to stay for a few days, I have to leave after all, I won't stay to steal your jobs and
Woman, don’t worry! I will give you some benefits now. As long as you treat me as a brother in the future, I will teach you new weeding tools."
"Just you? Brother, just talking about it is useless! Look, there is a heifer over there, and you have to blow it there. If you want me to believe you, unless you can actually do something to let
If I use it smoothly, you will always be my good brother."
“It’s a deal!”
"It's a deal!" The two high-fived each other as an oath.
So, Wei Feng returned to the village, and before he had been tinkering for a long time, he appeared in front of Shi Qing carrying a hoe. After some verification, Shi Qing was full of praise for the hoe and subconsciously
A brother on the left and a brother on the right shouted.
In the following days, in response to the strong request of the villagers, Wei Feng racked his brains and drew all the various farm tools he knew, as well as the machinery and equipment used for hunting, as well as related weapons.
The villagers selected a few with brighter minds and started trial production according to the drawings. The rest helped the old naughty boy build a house for Wei Feng.
When this two-story wooden villa was built, everyone brought a lot of food and drinks from their respective homes to celebrate the completion together. But the old naughty boy was shocked and followed the appearance drawn by that brat.
, the house that was built haphazardly turned out to be so beautiful.
From this point of view, it is impossible to raise pigs here. It really makes this kid cheaper. Or introduce him to a wife and let him settle down here. Just rely on his weird mind.
Thoughts, it would still be helpful to stay.
However, Wei Feng's mood was extremely complicated. While he was coping with it with a forced smile, he was thinking about the rain god Xuan Yu. Therefore, while drinking naturally fermented wild flower and fruit honey, he felt dizzy.
Hudi recited: "When a person is happy, he drinks three glasses of wine, and when he is alone, he enjoys a pot of tea."
"Hey, little brother, what is wine? Is it this natural honey wine?"
"There is also tea. What is this tea and what effect can it play?"
"Hahaha, no matter what it is!" The old naughty boy's cheeks were already red. He shook his head and said in a tone: "Today I have honey brewed and I am drunk today. If I am worried tomorrow, I will worry again tomorrow!"
"Hey, why is there the shadow of a snake in my bamboo tube?" Someone screamed strangely.
"Nonsense! How can there be snakes in this honey brew? Even if there is, it is a good thing. Drinking it can cure joint pain." Someone tried to retort.
"Yes! Yes! Snake wine is a good thing." Wei Feng responded and comforted: "It's just that this is not snake wine, but the shadow of the bow I hung on the wall.
"
"No, it's really moving!"
"Hahaha! A bunch of cowards are actually afraid of this cup of snake shadow." When Wei Feng had just finished laughing, he found that several people had fallen "drunk" on the ground, and the remaining few looked extremely ugly.
Wei Feng started thinking, and was about to continue to criticize a few words, but at this moment, he smelled a fishy smell of water, and there was also a wet and cool feeling.
He suddenly remembered something, so he didn't even look at it and shouted directly: "Zhan Long! Are you here?"
"Hey! You are so drunk that you can still tell that the person who came is me. Well, you are indeed not an ordinary mortal." Zhan Long wrapped his body around the wooden building and put his head through the window.
The middle reached in.
Seeing that there were several people next to it with distorted expressions and staring at it ferociously, it bared its teeth and made a strange face at them, and immediately "stunned" those people. At the scene, except for Wei Feng, the rest of the people
All the people were unconscious.
"Haha, from this point of view, the evil dragon is the evil dragon! Why did you come here? Why did you want to scare them to death?" Wei Feng accused with the strength of his wine.
"It's their ugly expressions that disgust me, right?" After Zhan Long finished speaking, he put away his true body and transformed into a human form.
Then, after picking up the bamboo tube with honey wine on the table and drinking it down, he continued: "Well, it's refreshing! Oh, I'm here to tell you that the girl who was with you last time, because she goes there every day,
I was running in the Ghost Valley, but I really got lucky and was picked up by the messenger sent by the Tiangang Divine Realm!"
"Are you talking about Yan He?" Wei Feng was shocked, because he had indeed not seen Yan He for several days. It was great that he had made her dream come true by saying so casually.
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"Yan He! What's wrong with Yan He?" As soon as he heard Yan He's name, Shi Sheng woke up immediately.
"Hey! Can you please stop being so startled? You scared me, you know?" Zhan Long patted his chest and stared.
"Haha! An ordinary mortal can actually scare a great god?" Wei Feng expressed his confusion.
However, Zhan Long replied in shock: "That's how the so-called great gods are frightened! That's why they become mentally ill. I am now deprived of the title of True Dragon because they think my brain is sick.
Degraded to a dragon!"
"Oh! I'm afraid it will damage the kidneys. Frequent frights will cause kidney deficiency. Then you were demoted to a dragon because of kidney deficiency and failed to take good care of your wife, right?"
"You have a weak kidney! I fell into those pits dug by the so-called great gods in your mouth. On my wedding day, my wife was snatched away by others. I was framed by others and punished and demoted by the God Emperor."
"Then why did you come to me?"
"Didn't you say that you want to perform meritorious service to see the God Emperor, and then ask him to help you increase your magic power so that you can freely travel back to the real world? Now, I also want to perform meritorious service. After I restore my true dragon position,
Let’s go find those guys to settle accounts. How about we cooperate?”
"Where is Yanhe?" Shi Sheng interrupted without thinking.
Zhan Long turned his head and glared at him, and immediately said: "Where is she? What does it have to do with you? Please stop interrupting. Didn't you see that I have something to do here and am busy?"
"She is my sweetheart!"
"Is she your sweetheart?" Zhan Long pointed at Shi Qing, turned around and asked Wei Feng in disappointment: "Since she is his woman, can we still cooperate?"
"His woman is my friend's woman, and of course my friend's woman will help! The key question is, you are a dragon, and we are just ordinary mortals, why do you want to cooperate with us?"
"Because Yan He is the big beauty around you! The so-called great gods in the Tiangang Divine Realm all like beauties. When they see us men, they are like seeing enemies. They won't give me a chance at all." Zhan Long.
He expressed his helplessness.
"Haha, it seems that all male animals have the same virtue!" Wei Feng said, picked up the bamboo tube on the table, handed a cup to Zhan Long, and then handed a cup to Shi Qing, then clinked glasses with them and said: "In that case,
Then I wish us a happy cooperation!”
"Happy cooperation!" After the three drank it all, they made an appointment to meet in the Ghost Valley tomorrow before Tian Kuixing came out of the mountain.
After Zhan Long left, the drunken people slowly woke up one after another.
"Huh? Where's that monster just now?"
"Yeah, where's the monster?"
"Why didn't that monster just eat us?"
"Where is the monster? You drank too much, and you are dizzy and hallucinating. Go home and sleep. But be sure to remember and don't talk nonsense, because others will not believe a drunk person.
What to do next." After Wei Feng ordered others, he also fell drunk immediately.
Chapter completed!