Chapter 9: I dare not move(1/2)
Looking at the dog hole in the corner and the sneaky Liu Ling, Chao Hua curled his lips and said, "If I had known there was a dog hole there, why would I have bothered to climb over it?"
Because Hei Wuchang created a barrier when he landed, Liu Ling did not see Chaohua even though he almost passed by her. Four pairs of eyes watched Liu Ling after Liu Ling, but before she could go far, they heard her "
Ouch!" I heard, I didn't know what I tripped over, I fell face down and fell to the ground.
Si Mingxingjun couldn't help but let out a "hiss!" and stretched out his chubby hands to cover his face. It hurt even to look at it.
"Where were you reading just now?" Looking at the maid who came back from the dog hole with Liu Ling, and hurriedly helping Liu Ling away, Chaohua turned to face the lake, thought for a while, and continued to pinch the magic formula just now.
, continued: "I am sending you now, to search intently, collect the spirit to possess you, and call you by name - Zhen, Gao, Xing!"
Chaohua's expression remained unchanged and she spoke those three words loudly and forcefully. However, on the lake at night, there was only a gentle breeze.
"Ahem..." Chaohua pretended to cough twice and continued to shout: "Zhen is happy!"
"Zhen is happy!"
Chaohua kept shouting happy. Behind the rockery, the land father-in-law with a white beard looked bad. He squinted and asked the night wandering god next to him who was dressed in jet black and looked like an assassin. Only his eyes were exposed.
"Did you see clearly? Is the person next to Hei Wuchang the one below?"
"I don't know either." Yeyou Shen stretched out his hand and scratched his head, "That person has a distinguished status and lives in the Netherworld Division. I only hold a small official position in the Taisui Department. How can I see the face of Emperor Yin?"
Chaohua opened the altar in a decent manner and invited all the surrounding gods to come.
The City God is a local official in the underworld and can be regarded as a subordinate of Chaohua, so he has some contact with it. I saw the City God peeling the oranges newly offered by the faithful men and women, and said to the Night Travel God and the Earth God: "Most likely, although it is hidden in the
In the mortal body, this heavy Yin Qi cannot be concealed."
The City God said, "My lord Chaohua is a goddess from ancient times. The aura she carries is extremely cold and yin, yet it is pure and pure, not turbid."
The Earth God looked solemn and said: "Fellow immortals, do you know why the head of the Netherworld Department came to the human world? To recall the bitter and sweet, role-playing, or to experience the suffering of the human world?"
"How can I know what the superiors are thinking? What's more, my lord Chaohua is a woman..." The City God frowned and sighed, "A woman's heart is like a needle in the sea. It's impossible to guess. It's impossible to guess..."
Ye Youshen asked: "Then shall we go or not?"
The City God divided the orange into three parts, handed them to both sides for a taste, and said, "I think we should break up. Let's not join in the fun of things that God can't handle. What if we end up being thankless?"
After hearing this, Taishang Laojun, who was watching from the top of the cloud, thought it was reasonable, so he lifted the cloud back again. But he didn't understand, and stroking his big white beard, he murmured: "What kind of happy event has this Supreme God encountered?"
Did you? Keep shouting happy?"
Here, the Taomu Sword, which had been dancing towards Hua for a long time, could not see a single ghost. Even her name, "Tai Shang Laojun, be as urgent as the law!" did not respond at all.
Chaohua couldn't help but have some doubts, "Did I remember the formula wrong?"
"Zhen ah, Zhen is happy!" Still no one responded to her, Chaohua jumped up and down anxiously. Si Mingxingjun, on the other hand, couldn't hold it back for a moment, and laughed out loud "Pfft!", which earned Chaohua a hard slap.
Eye knife.
"I'm so happy that I'm a green vegetable and a short winter melon!" Chao Hua flicked his silk and said impatiently, "What the hell did Zhen Fu give his granddaughter a name!"
Si Mingxingjun thought for a moment, "Maybe Miss Zhen got water in her ears and couldn't hear? Or maybe she got stuck in a crack in the rocks and couldn't get out?"
Hei Wuchang drew the mourning stick into the void, opened the entrance to the Yang world and the underworld, and said quietly before carrying the green-faced ghost in, "Perhaps Miss Zhen is like my lord, unable to distinguish between left and right, and unable to find the way?"
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"Huh?" Chaohua reacted, raised the talisman and was about to slap him, "Fan Wujiu! You have been a ghost for a long time, do you think you are strong? Or do you think I can't touch you now?!"
Hei Wuchang has long legs and steps into the underworld. Chaohua is stunned in place. Mortals cannot see the door that Hei Wuchang opens. However, Chaohua is not a mortal, but Chaohua has occupied the body of a mortal, so she can see the yin and yang.
The entrance to the junction was blocked by the gloomy and sinister air, making it impossible to get close.
Chaohua was blocked from the door. He was so angry that he grabbed his shawl and used it as a whip, waving it at Hei Wuchang who had already entered the underworld. "Fan Wujiu! If you have the ability to tease me, if you have the ability, come out to me!"
Hei Wuchang pointed at the green-faced ghost he was holding in his hand and said to Chaohua, "I'm rushing back to pay my dues."
Although Hei Wuchang said this, Master Si Mingxing, against the background of the underworld's ghostly fire, saw that the white paper-like face seemed to have written: "My Lord Chaohua, if you have the ability, come in and beat me!"
In other words, as soon as Hei Wuchang stepped into the underworld from the junction of yin and yang, the spells he left in the yang world were instantly wiped out. Chaohua didn't notice it, and it was still as if there was a barrier covering it. Siming Xingjun was pulling him while
He yelled at Hei Wuchang with bared teeth and claws: "Fan Wujiu, come out! If you have the ability to take off the height-increasing insoles, you can fight with me with my bare hands without any magic! Let's see if I don't lift your Tianling Cap! I'll break your kneecaps."
!Pull out this powerful tongue of yours and tie your long white tongue into a concentric knot!"
Obviously, Chaohua had no choice but to take advantage of her words now, but as soon as she shouted, she called the guards who were patrolling at night in the Prince's Mansion.
Si Mingxingjun reached out to cover Chao Hua's mouth and it was too late. He saw the lights flickering over there, and the leading guard shouted sharply: "Who is there!"
Chaohua was startled and shut his mouth obediently. Hei Wuchang obviously had no intention of taking action. He held the green-faced ghost's neck with one hand and grabbed the green-faced ghost's claw with the other and said goodbye to Chaohua. He turned around and actually closed the split door.
On the Yong Road, Chaohua stayed where he was and listened to the sound of frogs.
Seeing this, Si Mingxingjun quickly set up a barrier to hide the two of them. He pinched his throat and called out in a high-pitched voice: "Meow~!"
"Little brat!" Chao Hua cursed secretly, took off his embroidered shoes and threw them at the place where the Yong Road disappeared. The sound of the smash once again alerted the guards in the prince's palace, who looked for the sound with their gleaming swords.
After touching it, Si Mingxingjun raised his hand and directly cast a shrinking spell to bring Chaohua back to Zhen Gao's boudoir where the fragrance of pear blossoms was burning.
Chaohua sat on the stool, put his feet up, reached out to grab the mosquito bites on his ankles, and said angrily: "This Fan Wujiu is not tall, but he is very courageous! I am an ancient goddess,
The Lord of the Nine Netherworlds is in charge of the ghost world in the ten directions and the Seventy-two Netherworld Divisions! That’s..."
"Even when the Heavenly Lord sees you, he will bow his head and respect you as the Yin Emperor!" Chaohua kept these words on his lips every day, and Si Mingxing Lord knew these words by heart within a few days of his ascension.
"Bang!" With a sound, Chao Hua slapped the table and said angrily: "He is a small impermanent person, but he dares to tease and provoke me. He is so impatient!"
"Ancestor, Brother Fan has been dead for eight hundred years..." Siming Xingjun kindly reminded.
"That's why he has been so comfortable doing ghost work for these eight hundred years!" Chao Hua turned to look at Si Ming and asked him with a sullen face: "The kind that is full of moral decay and human nature distortion, has a miserable life, and is born miserable.
Do you have any more miserable fates? If not, you can piece it together from the past fortunes. Be sure to pile up a book for me that is no less than ninety-nine and eighty-one. It will be difficult to hear it. It will be sad to see it.
If you shed tears, you will not be able to die a happy death in the end!"
The more he spoke, the deeper the smile on Chaohua's face became. Seeing that deep smile, Si Mingxingjun trembled.
"When I return to my immortal body, the first thing I will do is to kick Hei Wuchang back into the well of reincarnation! Then put the fate you wrote on him and let him feel what it means that all living beings are suffering.
, and he is suffering particularly hard!”
"Hey..." Chaohua, who became more and more excited as he talked, suddenly lamented again, looked at the bright moon outside the window with a sad face, and said melancholy: "It's really like a tiger falling flat and being bullied by a dog..."
Siming Xingjun came over, looked at the bright moon and said: "A phoenix that has lost its feathers is not as good as a chicken!"
"Who are you calling a chicken?" Chao Huayin gave him a sharp glare, which made Si Mingxingjun's hair stand on end. He stuttered: "Little one...just...for example..."
Chaohua was too lazy to argue with him, but since Si Mingxingjun mentioned chickens, she couldn't help but feel a little lonely - her mouth was lonely.
"Si Ming, are you going to make chicken?" Chaohua turned around, his eyes flickering.
Si Mingxingjun was obviously frightened, and his voice broke when he yelled "Ah?!"
Chaohua rolled his eyes at him, "The kind that is wrapped in lotus leaves, wrapped in mud, and baked in the soil? Or you can go to the garden to catch a few frogs, get green onions, perilla, Huadiao, ginger, garlic,
Stir-fried hot peppers and red peppers.”
As he said that, Chao Hua took a sip of water and said, "The noise of the frogs in the Prince's Palace has made me hungry."
"Ancestor, you're talking about this!" Si Mingxing took a long breath and said without thinking, "I don't know how to do it."
"..." Chao Hua burst into tears and threw himself on the table and wailed, "What evil have I done to be trapped in a mortal skin, with all my spells lost? I have no choice but to leave my hometown, without enough food or clothing."
It’s not warm…ah! Heaven! Where did Zhen Xing’s soul go?”
Chaohua, who was grieving, opened his mouth and howled, and then yawned. Si Mingxing took a look at him, covered his ears and asked Chaohua, "Now that the matter is at this point, I'm afraid there's no need to rush, but the time is right."
It's getting late, ancestor, why don't you take a rest early? I'll go to Yaojun's place and see if I can bring you the Roaring Sky Dog over."
"Mortal skin just doesn't last. At this time, my nightlife has just begun..." Chaohua lamented and couldn't help but yawned again. She stood up dejectedly, waved her hands, and walked towards the bed.
Go and pull the hairpin on your head.
Chaohua sneaked away to the prince's palace after Cui Nong helped her take a bath, so she only wore a simple bun.
The hairpin is taken off, and the black hair is like a waterfall.
Si Ming Xingjun looked at Chao Hua's back and was stunned for a moment. When he came back to his senses, Chao Hua had already taken off her coat and rolled to the ground. Si Ming Xingjun did not dare to disturb her and rushed towards Chao Hua.
After bowing from afar, he turned off everything in the house and left only a small lamp outside.
After all, one day in heaven is one year on earth. In Chaohua's view, once Si Mingxingjun leaves, she may not be able to come back until the day she dies.
Five days have passed, and Chaohua is trapped in Zhen Gaoxing's body, and his days are not just like years. Chaohua is very anxious, leaving aside whether he can find Zhen Gaoxing's soul, the most important thing is how to get rid of Zhen Gaoxing's soul first.
She was able to get out of trouble inside her skin, because in the past few days, everyone in the Zhen family had begun to choose a date for her marriage to Shen Bichen!
At that time, Chaohua was sitting on the swing in the yard, with a plate of date cake on his lap. While Chaohua was eating, he was thinking about how to die.
When it came to jumping into the lake, Chaohua carried people on her back and jumped a few times with stones in her arms. But the result was that since she jumped into the lake for the first time, all the lakes in the Zhen Mansion were only filled up to her waist. If this were the case,
If you can die, you will be stupid in the eyes of others, but you can't lose your reputation for a small amount of money!
The painful process of hanging is not the key. The key is that Chaohua is afraid that after death, his tongue will be as long as Bai Wuchang. If you look closely, his eyeballs are still a little protruding, which is very unsightly. Chaohua does not want to take this risk, and the same is true for jumping off the building.
In addition, Zhen is happy because Chaohua suffered such an unreasonable disaster. Even if Chaohua wanted to die, even if her soul could not be restored, she still had to leave a whole body for Zhen Gao, so that she could be fully recovered.
Come on, walk completely.
After thinking about it, Chaohua decided to go to the streets and look for the colorless and tasteless spring that is often mentioned in story books... Bah! Poison!
Cuinong and Zijuan were Zhen Gaoxing's personal maids, so naturally they followed Chaohua every step of the way. They wandered east to west and entered a drug store, thinking that they couldn't buy poison in front of the two little girls.
To be continued...