Chapter 5: Beauty out of the bath
Zifu and Chaohua, one lives in the Ziwei Wall, holds the latitude and longitude of the sky, and leads the stars in the sky; the other lives in the poles of Wangchuan River, controls the nine secluded forests, and controls the ghost world in the ten directions. They are both respected as gods.
Mortals have a destiny of life and death, and their destiny is nothing more than contained in the life and death chart of Yama Palace and the destiny chart of Tianfu Palace. As for the destiny chart of the gods, many of the wonderful laws of cause and effect are born from the dense clouds of heaven and earth. It is difficult to explain the numerology.
, and how can these two books control it?
Chaohua was accidentally trapped in Miss Zhen's body and became a figure in the world of Emperor Ziwei. Because Chaohua's fate was also uncontrollable, Si Mingxingjun believed in his heart that this was truly a gift from God.
Good opportunity.
Hei Wuchang opened his mouth, and Si Mingxingjun followed up, "Ancestor, even in one day in heaven or ten years on earth, Miss Zhen's physical body will not be able to wrong you for a few days. What's more, aren't we still looking for a way?
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"Ancestor..." Remembering the hole he had dug, Siming Xingjun hurriedly said to Chaohua, "The matter has come to this, why don't you help the little mandarin duck fight to the end and send the Buddha to the west!"
Recalling the crisp slap on Shen Bichen's face, Chaohua held his forehead and said helplessly: "Isn't this a slap for you? It's written in the fate book!"
Si Mingxing Jun said with a bitter face, "But this Murong Qingqing is still determined to seduce him, and he will definitely be tempted to seduce him. If the ashes of death resurface, this evil fire will be burned right under the eyes of the Emperor Changsheng..."
Chaohua felt depressed and was too lazy to pay attention to him. Siming Xingjun thought that this could be done, so he moved over and said to Chaohua: "Ancestor! Ancestor! Let me show you a treasure..."
"What kind of treasure don't you have?" Even though she said this, the words "Chaohua treasure" still attracted Chaohua's attention. She turned over to look and saw Si Mingxingjun taking out a brick from his arms as if to offer a treasure.
Give it to her.
Si Mingxing Jun said: "This thing is called 'If you don't fight, you won't obey'. As the name suggests, no matter what kind of head you encounter, as long as you say 'Pa!' to the person, it will be 'Pa!'."
What, it’s really just killing people and selling goods...ah! It’s really a must-have for home and travel!”
Chaohua reached out and took the large wall tile handed over by Si Mingxingjun, and weighed it in his hand with an expressionless expression. He then heard Simingxingjun continue, "Ancestor, you have caused quite a lot of trouble these days.
, for the further development of the story, let’s go! I will take you to ‘pop!’ everyone in this Zhen Mansion one by one!”
"'Pa?' 'Pa!' You big-headed devil, 'Pa!'" Chao Huaqi's face turned red, and he was about to hit Lord Si Mingxing on the head with a brick in his backhand, "A magic spell will do it."
To solve the problem, you asked me to carry this brick and go "Pah?!" I'm afraid you didn't have any brains when you ascended!"
Chaohua picked up a brick and was about to throw it at Si Mingxingjun's head. Zhen Laosan heard a concerned voice from outside the tent: "Doctor, my little sister...isn't she going crazy?"
"You are crazy, your whole family is crazy! Uh... uh uh..." Chaohua was boldly covered by Si Mingxingjun. He struggled and heard Hei Wuchang talking to Zhen in a dignified manner.
The third child said: "The young lady must have been frightened when she fell into the water. In addition, the typhoid fever has not recovered and she has been burning, so she became a little confused and acted abnormally."
Hei Wuchang, who turned into a doctor, turned around and said to Zhen Laosan: "I have just given the injection to the young lady, and the condition has improved. As long as you take a few more doses of the medicine prescribed by me, I will keep the medicine until you get sick."
remove."
In the tent, Si Mingxingjun sighed, "Brother Fan's amazing acting skills are beyond the reach of Xiaosheng!"
Chao Hua said, "I think his acting skills are superficial, his eyes are dull, and his pronunciation and pronunciation are not right."
"Chichi!" After saying it twice, Chaohua asked Si Mingxingjun: "Which charlatan did Fan Wujiu learn this word from? Does he use the same phrase again and again?"
Si Mingxingjun said: "It seems that I learned it from Bian and Hua, the two medicine masters in Shennong Mansion."
The two of them were talking to each other, but Hei Wuchang suddenly spoke and said to Zhen Laosan: "What a coincidence, the lady is awake."
Chaohua cursed, pushed Siming Xingjun away, hid in the brocade quilt and lay down. When he heard that the baby girl was awake, Zhen Laosan was overjoyed and ran over, lifted the curtain, and looked at Chaohua with a concerned look on his face.
He asked hurriedly, "I'm so happy! Are you feeling better? Are you feeling uncomfortable somewhere?"
Chao Hua cleared his throat, imitated Murong Qingqing's expression of weakness, and called Zhen Laosan at the top of his voice, "Third brother..."
"I'm so happy! I'm so happy!" A soft cry made Zhen Laosan's heart tremble! Zhen Laosan's nose turned red, and he turned around and held Hei Wuchang's hand, sobbing uncontrollably, "You are simply a miracle doctor!
doctor!"
Then, Zhen Laosan waved his hand and summoned two boys. One held a banner and wrote "Miao Hands Rejuvenate", and the other held a wooden box. When he opened it, he saw that it was all gold and silver jewelry. It had obviously been prepared long ago.
Okay. Zhen Laosan gratefully stuffed these two things into Hei Wuchang's arms and said, "What our family is most in need of is money! You have cured my sister, so you must collect the money."
Come on! You must accept it!”
Hei Wuchang put down the banner, pushed the box of gold and silver jewelry to Zhen Lao San, and said to him: "Third Young Master, you should burn this money to me."
"Ah?" Zhen Laosan was stunned for a moment, and then nodded hurriedly: "That's right! Hold it with a heavy hand! Where do you live, doctor? I'll send someone to take this consultation fee to your hospital later."
Who knows where Hei Wuchang's medical clinic is?!
"I'll burn it, I'll burn it!" Chaohua hurriedly came over, took the heavy box of consultation money, and said to Zhen Laosan: "The doctor cured my disease, I should burn this consultation money to him
!”
"Okay!" Zhen Laosan felt that what Chaohua said made sense, and suddenly slapped his thigh and said to Chaohua: "I have to tell my parents that you are cured, otherwise they will really invite the Heavenly Master here later.
Got it!"
Chaohua held the money box and waved, "Go, go, go!"
"Huh? That's right!" Zhen Laosan didn't take a few steps and turned around again. Chaohua blinked her big eyes and looked at him innocently. Zhen Laosan reminded her, "Since you are well now, let's go
Cui Nong will clean up for you, Brother Shen is resting in the west wing, you go over and apologize to me, what can I say about you...you are also rude to me."
"Am I rude to him?" Chaohua was about to show off, but Zhen Laosan waved and called Cuinong over. Chaohua held in his breath, smiled at the corner of his mouth, and said reluctantly: "Okay, brother."
Zhen Laosan also said, "Little sister, don't blame Third Brother for not creating opportunities for you!"
Chaohua: "..."
Hei Wuchang led Si Mingxingjun, who had slimmed down, and followed Zhen Laosan. Before leaving, he reminded Chaohua, "My lord Chaohua, remember to burn the money for me!"
Chaohua's face turned green with anger, and he thought, "Burn your braised lion's head!"
"Miss, are you... okay?" Cuinong asked Chaohua with some fear.
"Nothing!" Chaohua raised his head, looked at Zhen Gaoxing in the bronze mirror, whose eyebrows were slightly similar to his own, and said to Cuinong with a stick on his neck: "Take care of it!"
Then Chaohua was held down by Cuinong and "tied up".
After cleaning up, Chaohua, wearing goose-yellow clothes embroidered with apricot flowers, stood at the door of the west wing and specifically told Cuinong and the others, "I'll go in and apologize to General Shen. No matter what noise I hear later, don't come in."
The maids agreed and stood waiting at the entrance of the courtyard in a polite manner.
In the backyard of the west wing, there is a small hot spring pool. Shen Bichen was pushed into the water by Chaohua. She was soaked all over, and was invited into the west wing by the Zhen family to take a rest.
However, Chaohua was not really happy. How did she know that Zhen Laowu arranged for Shen Bishen to enter the west wing for the hot spring pool in the backyard? Chaohua walked around the house for two times without finding anyone, and picked up the fruit plate from the fruit plate. I pinched a small bunch of grapes and walked to the backyard with my lips on my lips.
Shen Bichen's sharp ears, coupled with the vigilance tempered by real swords and guns on the battlefield, as soon as Chao Huafu stepped into the backyard, he quickly pulled off his robe and had already put it on his body when he turned around. Therefore, "Whoosh!" "After the sound of water, Chao Hua walked around the screen in two or three steps and only had time to glance at Shen Bi's naked back.
Seeing Shen Bichen's scar-covered back, Chaohua was stunned for a moment. At that time, Shen Bichen finished tying her belt, stood tall, turned her face half sideways, and called out to her: "Miss Zhen."
"General Shen." Chao Hua had an uncomfortable smile on his face, holding the bricks left by Si Ming Xingjun in his sleeves, and took two steps towards Shen Bichen. The word "happy", Chao Hua really said Without saying anything, he used Zhen Gaoxing's nickname and said to Shen Bichen: "It's probably because Miaomiao fell into the water a few days ago, her body has not recovered well, and her steps are sloppy, so she accidentally bumped into General Shen..."
While talking, Chao Hua came behind Shen Bichen and saw that he didn't look back. He picked up a brick and planned to hit Shen Bichen on the back of the head. However, Shen Bichen turned around at this time and Chao Hua stood up holding the brick. Being in the same place felt particularly awkward for a moment.
Shen Bichen's outer robe was tied loosely, revealing half of her strong chest and beautiful collarbone. Her black hair was hanging down, and the wet clothes were soaked with wet water.
Such a scene is somewhat arousing to the imagination. Chaohua felt his nose feel hot and hurriedly stretched out his hand to detect, "Blood..."
No one in the Ten Palaces of Hell knew that apart from being ticklish, Chaohua also suffered from dizziness. Seeing the warm nosebleeds on her hands, Chaohua rolled her eyes and was about to faint. However, she held Ban Brick's hand. As soon as he let go, the bricks fell from the air and hit Chaohua's little feet. The pain made her wake up suddenly, hugging her feet and jumping around, crying like a ghost for a while.
"Ouch...oh...uh..." There were no chairs nearby. Chao Hua looked around for a long time with his butt raised, but couldn't find a place to sit down.
Shooting oneself in the foot is probably Chaohua.
Chapter completed!