Chaohua's voice was as sweet as honey that was ten years past its expiration date, as if she could take just one bite of diabetes. She continued to squirm, pretending to be what she thought was a little daughter, and said to Shen Bi: "Bi Brother Shen, I just have baby fat, not a lot of flesh. I'm actually very light. When it rains, my family has to put lead balls on my feet, otherwise the wind will blow me away..."

At that time, Si Mingxingjun hoped that a strong wind could blow away Chaohua and send her thousands of miles away. Otherwise, when Chaohua came back to her senses one day, or through the mirror, she could see the well of reincarnation. , seeing this now, I will definitely kill him and silence him!

However, Lord Si Mingxing never expected that the reincarnation of Emperor Ziwei would be evenly matched with his ancestors.

I saw Shen Bichen taking a step towards Chaohua. Because of the short distance and the height difference, Chaohua had to raise his head and look up at him, and Shen Bichen had to lower his head and look at Chaohua's so-called face. "Baby fat" face.

Shen Bichen's next operation could be said to have beaten Chaohua beyond his reach. He took a different approach, found a unique way, and made very incredible moves.

He raised his hand, opened Chaohua's eyes, and blew into them with a sound of "Hoo!"

"Ah!" Chao Hua exclaimed, covering his eyes and taking a few steps back. With one eye open and one closed, he stared at the sanctimonious Shen Bichen and cursed through gritted teeth: "You're crazy!"

"Your eyes are like this..." Shen Bichen imitated Chao Hua's actions of ogling. In Chao Hua's eyes, he looked like he was obsessed with the authorities. The bystanders looked like they were having cramps. Shen Bichen looked magnanimous and spoke with a kind of expression. It's just a small effort, you don't have to beg for nothing, and you have to offer yourself to me to repay kindness with hatred. He looked at Chaohua and said with thanks, "Aren't you blinded by the wind and sand?"

"I'm making a mini lamb leg and roasting deer tendons!" Chaohua was furious, but Shen Bichen didn't know whether it was intentional or she really didn't understand. Then he asked her thoughtfully: "Miaomiao, why are you staring so big with the other eye?" ?The eyelashes fell in?"

"I'm going to throw you an old hen into a pot of quail!" Seeing Chaohua getting angry for a moment, he impulsively took out a brick from his sleeve. Si Mingxingjun couldn't stand the excitement anymore and hurriedly threw down his pen and paper and stepped forward. bar.

"Ancestor, impulsiveness is the devil. Being angry will not only cause wrinkles, but also accelerate hair loss! You always say that your hair grows long and fast, but what is there to be happy about? You can't keep up with the speed of your hair growth. How fast are you losing your hair? Have you forgotten what you said before? You said that the reason why Buddha in the West has such a peaceful mind is because he longs to grow back the hair that fell out of anger when he was young!"

When Si Mingxingjun is anxious, his speech speed will become faster. The more anxious he is, the higher the speed of his speech will be, and the easier it will be for him to ramble and be incoherent.

Chao Hua really paused in his movements, let go and dropped the brick, which fell and hit Si Mingxingjun on the instep. The pain caused him to cover his feet and roll on the ground "Ouch! Ouch!"

Chaohua's mood was like a face-changing scene in Sichuan Opera, changing in the blink of an eye.

At this time, Chaohua calmed down and frowned slightly, with a touch of sadness between his brows, like apricot blossoms in the misty rain in spring. Chaohua opened his mouth and said slowly in a tone that looked down upon life and death. , "You only listened to half of what I said."

"Hiss!" Si Mingxingjun was still rolling on the ground, but in order to cooperate with Chaohua's performance, he still answered: "What about the other half?"

"The other half is the truth that I suddenly realized in the long years." Looking into the distance, Chaohua's expression was beautiful and sad. She said faintly: "One hair loss, one hair loss every day, one hair loss, one root hair loss, I'm losing more and more hair everywhere, but I'm losing less and less hair on my head. No one can end it except baldness and death."

"Although it's a bit off-kilter, it sounds very reasonable!" Si Mingxing Jun sighed sincerely while lying on the ground. Chaohua's few words of admonition made his spiritual platform suddenly clear and clear, and he temporarily forgot about the physical pain. pain.

"Who is this?" Shen Bichen's eyes fell on Si Mingxingjun.

Si Mingxingjun jumped up from the ground like a carp, spinning and jumping, rubbing the turf with a festive look on his face, sliding in front of most of his masters, bending at 90 degrees and cupping his hands in a salute, "Xiaoxian... I have a surname of Han and a Chinese character." Yuan Xin, I just met the Emperor...and General Shen just two days ago."

The first two days were the days in the broken house.

Si Mingxingjun is a writer of fortune telling, which is similar to a writer of novels. There is a hole in his head.

Before Shen Bichen could speak, Si Mingxingjun's expression had already revealed how colorful his inner drama was. In the dead of night, in the wilderness, alone with a man and a woman, it really made people suspicious. In order to make Shen Bichen's The road of love has been smooth sailing without any twists and turns, instead of following in the footsteps of those vulgar romantic jokes like "I'm wronged, I won't tell you, and you'll explain, but I won't listen!" Si Mingxingjun hurriedly added: "I am Miss Zhen's newly adopted adopted brother."

"Bah!" Chaohua spat. Si Mingxing Junquan thought that Chaohua was dissatisfied with him for taking advantage of her again. However, Chaohua pointed at himself and said to Shen Bichen triumphantly: "He is The wild man I raised outside!"

"Poof!" Si Mingxingjun felt like a pitiful and helpless little kitten, being choked by a cruel fate.

"Ancestor, you took advantage of me..." Lord Si Mingxing turned his face away from Shen Bichen and mouthed to Chaohua with an aggrieved look on his face.

Chaohua also used mouth gestures to communicate with him, saying: "To each other."

Unexpectedly, after hearing Chaohua's words, Shen Bichen didn't seem angry. The smile still hung on his face, making his temperament appear as gentle as jade.

"Wonderful taste, really unique."

"Thank you for the compliment. My aesthetics are as high as you can only hope to reach in your lifetime."

The two of them exchanged words with each other, evenly matched, but Si Mingxingjun lay innocently at gunpoint, and was heartbroken by Shen Bichen's words, which were either complimentary or derogatory.

By the way, Lord Si Mingxing had already sent a letter to Roaring Sky Dog, saying that when the ancestors were full, they would go together to find Zhen Gaoxing's soul.

As soon as Roaring Sky Dog heard that there was something to eat, he stopped teasing the puppies on the street corner and followed the smell to find the small river bank. At that time, Roaring Sky Dog had no consciousness of turning into a human form, and passers-by only saw a man in black clothes. The young man ran through the bustling streets of Chang'an City with a bright smile and threw himself at a yellow cedar girl on the river bank.

As if predicting the future, Chao Hua did not turn around to look, but suddenly stretched out his hand and intercepted the roaring dog's face.

"Ancestor..." Roaring Sky Dog wanted to say hello to Chaohua, but Chaohua took the first step and clamped his lips with his hands, pinching his dog's mouth like a duck's mouth.

Shen Bichen's eyes followed Chao Hua's outstretched hand and landed on Roaring Sky Dog, who was sticking out his butt and whose face was wrinkled by Chao Hua's rubbing. She smiled softly, "This brother..."

"It's the dog man I raised outside!" Chaohua originally wanted to say this, but the three words "dog man" sounded so strange, although in terms of breed, using dog man to describe Roaring Dog is very strange. Appropriate. And if she does this, she and Roaring Sky Dog can form a combination naturally without spending money on publicity. Just hearing the name is very eye-catching, they are called Dog Man and Woman!

"No, no, no, this idea is too dangerous!" Seeing Chaohua shake his head like a rattle, Si Mingxing Jun finally let his hanging heart fall to the ground, and let out a long sigh.
Chapter completed!