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Chapter 118: Ancestors Want to Climb the Wall

Cuinong and Zijuan obviously did not understand the essence of stacking Arhat. They staggered for a long time. Thanks to Chaohua's agility, they could barely hold on to the tiles above their heads. The maids pushed and pushed against Chaohua's butt.

, forcefully pushed Chaohua up the wall.

Chaohua sat astride the wall and stretched out his hand to pull Cuinong. With Zicuckoo holding Cuinong's butt, Cuinong only climbed halfway before she yelled, "It hurts, miss, slow down, it hurts."

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"Nonsense, where does it hurt?" Chaohua scolded, "It doesn't even hurt when I come up!"

"That's because, miss, you have a flat chest..." Zijuan muttered in a low voice.

Chaohua touched his chest and suddenly felt the urge to throw Cuinong out.

Finally, Zicuckoo carried Cuinong up to the wall. Cuinong immediately rubbed her chest and grinned. Chaohua glanced at Cuinong and silently recited several times in her heart, "It will droop, it will droop, it will droop!"

I feel much more comfortable.

When Cuinong regained her breath, the two people sitting astride the wall stretched out their hands to pull Zicuckoo. Cuinong guessed that her posture was wrong. Not only did her elbow joints "click" when she was pulled by Zicuckoo, but the tendons in her waist also

There was a sudden throbbing pain.

When Cuinong felt pain, she couldn't help but let go of her hand. Chaohua was left holding Zijuan's hand with one hand, obviously struggling.

"What are you doing?" Chaohua was anxious and couldn't help but ask.

"Miss!" Cuinong held her waist with one hand and said pitifully: "My lumbar facet joints, which have a narrow contact surface and are prone to wear and tear, have been pulled and damaged..."

"speak English!"

"It's up to the waist!"

"..."

Looking at Cuinong, who was covering her waist and not daring to move, Chaohua had no choice but to stand on the wall with one foot half squatting on the wall to facilitate her own strength. At the same time, she shouted to Zijuan: "Kick your legs!"

Zijuan tried her best to kick her legs, but she was also wearing a skirt, which was very inconvenient. When she pushed her legs against the wall to use force, she would inevitably kick her own skirt, and she could not straighten her legs or use them.

The strength and her movements reminded Chaohua of the braised frog legs from before.

But now that the matter has come to this, Chaohua is helpless. He has to climb over the wall he climbed. His stubborn temper has also risen. He thinks that I, the majestic goddess who is in charge of the Nine Nether Yin Cao, can even climb over the Wangchuan River, but I am still afraid.

A small wall?

So she simply squatted on the wall with both feet, pulling Zicuckoo, her anger dropped from her Dantian, and pulled upwards with force, forcing Zicuckoo half a foot off the ground!

"Papa papa!" A burst of applause came, and someone said with emotion, "I didn't expect that the lady has amazing bones, natural powers, and is also so smart. I wonder when the lady would carry the martial arts she practiced for her husband? This

The Toad Kung Fu really makes you look seventy or eighty percent!"

Even the laughter sounded so touching and pleasant. Chaohua didn't even need to raise his head to know that the person coming was Shen Bichen.

"Toad Kung, you are a bastard!" Chaohua gritted his teeth and couldn't help but reply.

But the words came out and everything was ruined. She pulled Zicuckoo with her Dantian Qi. As soon as she spoke, the Qi suddenly dissipated. When the Qi was released, Zicuckoo fell down from below! Chaohua only felt

Unsteady on his feet, he screamed and fell down from the wall!

"It's over!" The moment he fell, Chaohua's first thought was to land in a posture that wouldn't be too embarrassing...

Then Chaohua felt his body tremble and fell on something. Strangely, not only did he not feel any pain, but it was also soft and comfortable. Chaohua couldn't help but twist his body and changed to a more comfortable position. In the same posture, he murmured in a low voice, "When did the house get new straw mats? It's so comfortable, but I don't know how much silver a foot is."

At this time, I only heard someone laughing and saying: "My wife, the road to martial arts is very long..."

Chaohua was so frightened that he opened his eyes. When he opened his eyes, he saw Shen Bichen's smiling eyes. Chaohua couldn't hold back and slapped his handsome face. The result was obvious. Gu's little hand was easily clasped by Shen Bichen. In the eyes of others, interlocking fingers was indeed an extremely intimate gesture.

Even Cuinong, who was leaning against the wall and watching the excitement, couldn't help but hold up her waist and giggle. This smile, with another "click!" sound, actually twisted her waist back. .

"Study martial arts like a popcorn!" After several experiences, Chaohua pressed Shen Bichen's broad shoulders and jumped out of his arms. She raised her chin, hoping to show off a cunning and aggressive look. It looked like that, but as soon as she took a breath, she swallowed it back.

Chaohua was discouraged, but still argued with him with a proud look on his face: "I am clearly a jade leaf and a golden tree, a willow is weak and a flower is delicate, I am slender and frail, and charming."

Shen Bichen looked at Chaohua and was stunned when she blinked her eyes in embarrassment, and then she said meaningfully "Oh~".

It wasn't like Chaohua didn't hear it. He said "Huh!", turned away and ignored him.

Shen Bichen looked at Chaohua, and then at the two maids on the wall who were eager to take a crash course in invisibility. Without saying a word, she turned around and took two steps toward the way he came.

When Chaohua saw Shen Bichen turning around, she wanted to run to the wall and reach out for the two maids to pull her up. But it was probably because when she pulled Zicuckoo, she suddenly used too much strength and became anxious, or maybe it was because of Shen Bichen's hand. Angry, Chao Hua just took a big step forward when his legs felt weak.

"Ouch!" When Shen Bichen turned around, Chaohua had obviously thrown herself across the street. There was a little dirt on her cheeks and two green grass sticks on her temples.

Wherever you fall, lie down!

Chaohua was thinking about her image, and the moment Shen Bichen turned around, she simply lay down on the ground, looking as if she hadn't eaten meat for three days and was about to die with hatred but couldn't close her eyes.

"I told you that I am weak to Liu Fufeng, but you still don't believe me." Chaohua pinched his throat and imitated Murong Qingqing's tone, but it seemed artificial: "Just now, a northwest wind suddenly blew, rolling up the petals of a tree, and also... I was knocked down."

There was indeed a small gust of wind just now, but...

"Madam, it seems that the wind was blowing from the southeast just now." Shen Bichen said.

"I don't care what the wind is, it just knocked me down anyway!" Chaohua realized that his tone suddenly became irrational, he pretended to cough, cleared his throat, and spoke to Shen Bichen again in a pretentious tone. "Husband, you'd better find a discus, shot put, or weight, and tie it to my feet to prevent me from being blown away by the wind."

Hearing the word "husband", Shen Bi's eyebrows moved. His eyes were like a pool of mellow wine with the mud removed, and the petals blown by the wind pushed away layers of clear waves.

Shen Bichen squatted down in front of Chaohua, lifted Chaohua's chin with one hand, and used the slightly rough fingertips of the other hand to wipe away the mud on her cheek. Then Shen Bichen squatted down with his back to Chaohua, He motioned for Chaohua to climb onto his back.

"I'll carry you back."
Chapter completed!
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