The first time: the ancestors are not happy
When Chaohua woke up, the first thing he saw was the gauze tent top embroidered with fairy palace cloud patterns.
"Ancestor..." Mr. Si Mingxing knelt down to the side, holding his chubby ears with both hands, looking at Chaohua timidly.
This sound awakened Chaohua as if she were waking up from a dream. She opened the quilt, and a carp jumped up from the bed. Quickly, hard, and accurately, she pinched Si Mingxingjun's neck with his double chin, and spared no effort to give him a slap.
Shaking, he closed his eyes and yelled at him: "Si Ming, you big ass! I worked hard to help you clean up the mess, but you are so good? How dare you push me into the water and almost clean me up? Say! You ah are you?
You don’t want to deliberately drown me and then inherit the erotic painting book that I have collected for many years!”
Si Mingxingjun was pinched by Chao Hua and rolled his eyes, "Ancestor... Ancestor, you... listen to me... listen to me explain to you..."
"What is there to explain! I am the ancient goddess, the Lord of the Nine Netherworlds, in charge of the ghost world in the ten directions, and the seventy-two divisions of the Netherworld! Even the Heavenly Lord has to bow his head and bow to me when he sees me.
Emperor!" After reporting this long list of names, Chaohua was even more angry, "The result is that he is now trapped in the skin of a mortal! Let's not talk about the loss of all spells, the key is that the body of this skin is actually
So flat!”
"Ancestor! Compared to Miss Zhen's figure, your original figure is even worse than flat!" Si Mingxingjun thought in his heart, but his strong will to survive made him as impassioned as a flashback.
He said to Chaohua: "Ancestor, your flat figure cannot cover up your full soul at all! Nor can it cover up your unique personal charm and noble sentiments!"
"It makes sense..." Chaohua paused, then grabbed Si Mingxingjun's neck and shook him violently, shouting: "It makes sense, you are a twist! Si Ming, you are such a stupid head."
, hurry up and find a way to change me back! Otherwise, I will become a ghost and won’t let you go!”
Si Ming Xingjun's tongue was about to hang like Bai Wuchang. He struggled to stretch out a finger and said with great effort: "Ancestor... Ancestor... there is a way now..."
With beautiful eyes flashing, Chaohua suddenly became quiet: "What can I do?"
Si Mingxingjun gasped for air, took a deep breath, and said to Chaohua solemnly: "Go to hell!"
"..." Chao Hua was stunned for a moment, then he was about to jump up and push Si Mingxingjun to the ground and beat him up, "I see you won't shed tears without seeing the coffin! Okay! I will send you there right now."
Meet the King of Hell!!!"
Si Mingxingjun hugged Chaohua's waist and shouted at the top of his lungs: "Ancestor! Ancestor!! Please listen to what I have to say first!!!"
Chaohua shook his obstructive bangs angrily and said, "Say!"
"At that time, in the Prince's Mansion, you, a kind-hearted person, wanted to help your subordinate clean up the mess, so you kicked Murong Qingqing, the reincarnation of Princess Chanqing, into the water. You wanted to wait for Murong Qingqing to drown, and then arrest Chan.
Princess Qing’s soul was taken to the Well of Samsara to be reincarnated, sparing her from a bad fate with Emperor Ziwei in this life. Ancestor, you are truly a cunning person... Oh, no! You are extremely resourceful!”
Si Mingxing Jun flattered Chao Hua without any conscience, then changed the topic and said, "I just never thought that Miss Zhen beside me would be led into the water by Murong Qingqing..."
Chaohua gritted his teeth and said: "I wanted to help you, but you cowered behind me and knocked me into the lake. I can't swim, so I panicked for a moment, so I cast some magical spell.
I forgot all about it, choked on some water and woke up, already trapped in Miss Zhen’s body!”
"Ancestor, please calm down first... Calm down... It's not like you don't know that Xiaoxian is timid. He was so frightened that he froze in place for a moment..." Si Mingxingjun hung on Chaohua's waist and said with a smile:
"What Xiaoxian means is that this Miss Zhen was supposed to have suffered a sudden attack, but she was unexpectedly taken over by you. As an ancient goddess, your destiny cannot be controlled by a pen, so this Miss Zhen's
I can’t change my destiny even if I’m a lower-ranking official, nor can I write it down..."
Chaohua raised his eyebrows and asked with a cold face: "So?"
"So... do you want to jump into the lake again? Let Miss Zhen's physical body curl up again?" Si Mingxingjun said seriously: "Once Miss Zhen's physical body dies, won't I spit out your soul!"
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Chao Hua frowned, "It sounds reasonable, but why do you feel so disgusting when you pronounce your words?"
"This..." Just as Si Mingxingjun opened his mouth, Miss Zhen's maid Cuinong burst in and shouted excitedly: "Miss! Miss!! Miss!!!"
Chaohua shuddered, and when Cuinong pushed the door open, he threw away Si Mingxingjun, and with a lightning movement, he opened the quilt and got in and lay down on his side. So, when Cuinong was panting slightly, he opened the gauze curtain in front of the bed.
At that time, what I saw was still a picture of a beautiful woman who was not awake yet, and the years were peaceful.
"Miss! Miss! Wake up! General Shen is here!" Cuinong smiled like the old lady in Wangchun Tower. When Yingying said one sentence, Chaohua felt that it was not the maid who was asking the master to get up, but it was clearly the old madam.
Ask the lady to pick up the guest.
Chaohua pretended to be sleepy and asked: "Which General Shen?"
"Who else can be General Shen? Of course it is General Shen Bi and Shen Shen!" Cuinong opened the curtain with a jade hook that looked like Ruyi, turned around and went to the cabinet to pick out clothes for her young lady, and called out to several other maids again.
He was ironing clothes and throwing flower petals into the wash water. Cuinong said: "The third young master knows that the young lady has been admiring General Shen for a long time, so he invited General Shen to come to the house for a drink.
My son has arrived at the house!"
Si Mingxingjun, who had lowered his figure, turned to face Hua and said: "This General Shen is the mortal body that the emperor cast into."
"The male protagonist appears so soon?" Everyone said that Emperor Ziwei was magnificent and unparalleled in his beauty. Chaohua was a little curious, wondering what his mortal skin looked like.
Everyone in the Three Realms knows that Princess Chanqing has always been obsessed with this emperor and pursued her fiercely, so much so that her old father was heartbroken and begged the emperor to order her to be demoted to the human world.
Enlightenment.
But they didn't know that in order to avoid Princess Chanqing's entanglement, Emperor Ziwei had locked away his soul and went to the human world to experience seven sufferings. What they didn't know was that in this life, the two people who had gone through reincarnation were actually quite involved.
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Chaohua was invited out of the Netherworld Department by Si Mingxingjun with tears in his eyes, in order to cut off this unnecessary involvement.
"You're dead!" Chaohua suddenly remembered something and couldn't help but sneer, "Emotional, this little girl from the Zhen family and Murong Qingqing are rivals in love?!"
Si Mingxingjun nodded with tears in his eyes, "Miss Zhen has noble moral character and a kind heart. She should have lived a prosperous life..."
"You are the culprit, the mastermind behind the scenes! You still have the nerve to pretend to cry here?!" Chaohua raised his hand, pretending to hit him, but Cui Nong grabbed his hand and dragged him to the dressing table to dress him up.
stand up.
Tears choked by rouge and gouache, after struggling for half an hour, Chaohua combed her soft and dignified Chaoyunxiang bun, wore Miss Zhen's eyebrow-painted skin bag, and wore a green dress embroidered with clusters of pear blossoms.
Wearing white clothes and a dark face, Cuinong reluctantly took her out of the door.
Along the way, Chaohua was melancholy and at a loss. Chaohua wanted to kick that boy Si Ming into the well of reincarnation and treat him as a beast. However, Cuinong thought that her series of complicated changes in expressions were because she was shy, covering her mouth and secretly
He smiled, winked and said to Chaohua, who was carrying Miss Zhen's skin, "Miss, I understand!"
"You know how to make pearl balls! You know!" Chaohua's heart was roaring. While roaring, she glanced at the small pond on the side, and suddenly an idea flashed in her mind, and she remembered the method Siming Xingjun asked her to die.
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"Just die!" Chao Hua gritted his teeth, pushed aside Cui Nong, held up the layers of skirts, ran hard in the direction of freedom with a wild and uninhibited attitude, and then jumped, "Plop!"
With a sound, he jumped into the small pond.
"Miss! Oops! My lady!!!" The maids exploded, calling the servants and jumping into the pond to fish for Chaohua.
At that time, the two young masters of the Zhen family were leading their three friends around the colorful small garden. After they saw Chaohua jumping into the water through the Ye Zhen corridor, the group of people in the Zhen family rushed to jump down.
people.
Everyone was stunned when they saw it.
Lu Renjia was puzzled. He put away the folding fan and asked them: "Brother Zhen, are they..."
Zhen Lao San looked at that place and shook his head, and Zhen Lao Wu also shook his head.
"It's not good! It's not good!" Several maids yelled at the top of their lungs and ran past several people: "The lady threw herself into the lake! Someone, hurry up! Something bad has happened! The lady threw herself into the lake and committed suicide!"
Hearing this, Zhen Laosan and Zhen Laosan's five-eight-foot-long figures trembled twice, hurriedly abandoned their three friends and ran over the flower bed towards the small pond in a panic.
Zhen Laosan ran, waving his arms and shouting: "Happy! Happy!"
Zhen Laowu also ran and shouted: "I'm so happy! I'm so happy!!"
Looking at the second young master of the Zhen family who was jumping down one after another, Lu Renjia closed his slightly surprised chin with a fan, turned around and asked the slightly frowning man in black clothes next to him: "If I remember correctly, there is only one young lady in the Zhen family.
, this young lady is also the most favored in the Zhen family. How come the two Zhen brothers are still shouting that they are happy when they know that their precious little sister has thrown themselves into the lake? No way, how big a hatred is this? "
The man in black clothes didn't answer. He was always reticent. Lu Renjia was used to it. He patted his arm with the folded fan in his hand, pointed his chin towards the busy place, and said: "Hey! Don't let anything happen. Let's hurry up.
Come and take a look!”
When Lu Renjia and his party came to the small pond, Mr. Zhen and Mrs. Zhen also hurried over surrounded by their servants. The two elders, who looked very rich just by looking at them, were running and crying so hard that they could not stop talking.
He kept shouting: "Happy!!! Happy!!!"
"Happy brown sugar daddy!" Chaohua suddenly emerged from the water, covered in water and mud, with a green water lily leaf on his head, and shouted angrily: "I am not happy at all.
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It turned out that the water in the small pond was not even deep enough to reach the flat chest of this body. Chaohua stepped on the mud that was as deep as his knees and struggled with all his strength but could not move.
"I'm so happy! I'm so happy! My sweet little baby! If you have any grievances or any unhappiness, you can tell your mother!" Mrs. Zhen pretended to climb down. Fortunately, she was stopped by the maid next to her. Mrs. Zhen wiped her tears.
Crying to Chaohua: "How could you not think about it and commit suicide! What will my mother do if you die? I'm so happy! I'm so happy!"
"Yes! Do you have the heart to let your father and mother, the white-haired person give away the black-haired person?" Old man Zhen also squatted next to him and howled: "If there is anything in this world that money cannot solve, dad still has banknotes, gold, and banks.
, land deed..."
Among Mr. Zhen's countless possessions, Chaohua rolled his eyes helplessly, gave up struggling, and allowed his servants to drag him ashore.
As soon as he landed, he was hugged and cried into a ball by Mrs. Zhen, Master Zhen, and six Zhen brothers who came from nowhere.
Chaohua was not drowned, but almost suffocated by this group of people.
And this group of people all shouted: "Happy! Happy!! My happiness!!!"
Lu Renjia was very puzzled. He poked a servant and asked, "What's wrong with everyone? You're crying and shouting that you're happy at the same time?"
The servant raised his hand to wipe the cold sweat from his forehead, and took a long breath and said: "You two adults don't know something. The word "Happiness" is the eldest lady's maiden name."
Yes, the name of this extremely precious young lady in the Zhen Mansion is Gao Xing, Zhen Gao Xing.
It turned out that Mr. Zhen and Mrs. Zhen had been together for three years and had six sons in a row for seven or eight years. In the ninth year, they finally gave birth to a daughter. Mr. Zhen and Mrs. Zhen were happy, and their whole family was happy.
So when Mr. Zeng was happy, he named the only young lady in the Zhen Mansion Zhen Gaoxing.
The Zhen family members, hugging each other, were still shouting one after another: "I'm so happy! I'm so happy!"
Lu Renjia pretended to cough a few times, then leaned close to the man in black clothes and whispered: "How can a girl be happy with such a random name? No wonder she can't think of throwing herself into the lake."
Chao Hua's ears were pointed, and he followed the offensive voice and looked around, and saw Lu Renjia, who was wearing a green shirt, and a man in a black shirt with a clear face and a handsome appearance.
Lu Renjia was glanced at by Chao Hua and felt a chill down his back. For a moment, he even felt a pinched murderous aura. When Lu Renjia turned around and saw Chao Hua, who was carrying Zhen Xingxing's skin, Chao Hua was smiling.
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Chapter completed!