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Chapter 946: Two mouth cannons(1/2)

Yan returns to the mountain.

Pieces of dreamlike azure light set off the diamond crown-like dome like a fairyland. Heavy snow fell from the sky, and soon the hilltop was completely dyed white.

The bastards who were watching the excitement from a distance were under the protection of Master Gungun, and they gossiped unscrupulously:

"Wow, come on, it's snow, it's snow!"

"If anyone has a record, I'll wipe it out. At this time, go and fly around, Mingguang Daily, Mingguang Pravda, Mingguang Morning News, Mingguang Water Friends... All the royalties for the front pages are yours!"

"Don't beep, just let me quietly shed tears of emotion for this unparalleled beauty."

A low-level evolver wrapped himself tightly in the quilt and gasped hissingly.

"I, Wang Kai, learned another idiom today, 'wind and tears flow'."

"Mom, it's so cold."

Lin Chou and Hong Dashan stood there blankly. Hong Dashan pondered for a while and said with difficulty,

"On this occasion...of beautiful scenery, you should drink from a...tank with me."

Well, it was just a roundabout way of reminding a certain evil boss that he still owed him a drink.

Lin Chou's attention was no longer on Hong Dashan. He opened his mouth and sighed with emotion.

"Tsk, what a good man! The apocalypse!"

He was very familiar with this aqua light and this smell.

Lin Chou was a very generous person. Unlike some stingy women, he didn't think that Niu Lanqi's lingering ghost was a bad thing that made people mad.

"I just ran away. I actually remembered to contribute my bloodline ability to help suppress the big man Snow Tuanzi."

"I, Lin, was so moved that I almost cried."

emmmmmmm, look at our dog beeping system, sometimes it can really make Lin Chou's scalp numb with its saucy operation.

Lin Chou could completely imagine how Niu Lanqi felt in a corner of the depths. She must have broken those neat white teeth, right?

The realm guarded by the spirit of the Home Tree Earth Veins is said to be eternal. "Your flesh and blood is also the soil of my life" and is irreversible.

It seems that even if Niu Lanqi escapes, there is no way to break this connection or delay the Goubi system from dragging her out at the right time to whip her corpse and treat her as a living target.

"Is it possible that every time the Eternal Realm appears in the future, regardless of whether the people who were tied up before escaped or not, they will be pulled out and used as living biological batteries to order around?"

That's really awesome~

Lin Chou coughed lightly and tentatively shouted to the top,

"Boss Snow Dumpling, how do you squeeze your feet?"

Water drops were dripping from the Snow Man's body, and the frost on his body was beginning to melt. He responded to Lin Chou in a weak voice,

"I'm...very...well...I'm...very...hungry..."

The aura of patience is still there, but the boss of Xuetuanzi is obviously halfway out of the Shi Lezhi state just now.

The voice of Huang Dashan,

"My mother, finally...hey hey hey...Ahong...it's my turn, it's my turn..."

Hong Dashan said slowly,

"What did you say..."

Huang Dashan is anxious,

"Hey, hey, hey, Ah Hong, you have to be reasonable. Don't be too cnn. Be careful of Ah Hong turning into an imam... Bah... What the hell am I talking about... Anyway, it's my turn, come out

It’s been long enough!”

Hong Dashan said slowly,

"What did you say..."

True* chorus: "..."

Lift tm tables (□′)┻━┻

Lin Chou: "Those two, I can interrupt..."

"Can."

"Don't even think about it!"

Lin Chou: (one_one)

Okay, Lin Chou said it’s okay not to interfere, it’s okay.

...

Half an hour later.

The red mountain holds a huge wine vat, looking at it from afar,

"Dry!"

The Snow Dumpling Boss's mouth was stuffed with fragrant and tender venison. Lin Chou's urinary urges had darkened his heart and liver. Even if the Snow Dumpling Boss' gold card paid the price of a mountain musk deer, he would probably still have paid for it.

Deer meat.

This fully illustrates that no matter how much money you spend in Yanhuishan, you can only buy special effects, but not reasonable and fair quality ingredients.

The snow dumpling boss’s frost-covered dumpling face actually showed a hint of drunken blush,

"Cheers, cheers~"

Lin Chou had goosebumps all over her body as she danced the tango wildly back and forth.

Able to fight, resist, be cute, and fly combos like an arm, Mr. Snow Tuanzi was also a showman during his lifetime.

Bah, what in life!

The drinking of Hong Dashan is accompanied by the wail of Huang Dashan,

"UuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuoriI must borrow a sensory sharing system from the warlock master to simulate it."

Every time I drink, Hong Dashan will run out, and every time I drink, this guy will run out.

Drinking and drinking, Huang Dashan himself can't even taste the wine. It can be said that the user experience is extremely poor...

Confucius once said: The loneliness of two people is the fault of three people.

That’s the truth.

Huang Dashan is really going to cry,

"Lin Zi, Lin Zi, please think of a way, wu wu wu... I'm so fucking..."

The refreshing and painful tangle brought by the spicy wine appear on the same face at the same time. The picture is simply beautiful, and the painting style of a mental patient is vividly interpreted.

Lin Chou expressed that he was helpless.

"How about you try to reproduce a trumpet by yourself?"

Huang Dashan was thinking about it and his expression was very impulsive.

Then, this guy suddenly said,

"I mean myself?"

Haha, it’s simply lawless.

A useless deer, tons of barbecue, and hundreds of kilograms of spices. Even if the snow dumpling boss didn't use that crazy eating method, he still couldn't last through a tank of wine.

Lin Chou could only admit that he was unlucky. Fortunately, the Snow Dumpling boss didn't care about the quality of the food, and Lin Chou's cold storage happened to contain a large amount of messy exotic animal meat that he didn't even feel like weighing.

"Alas... I paid it to my grandma's house..."

Lin Chou glanced at the so-called [Master's Certificate] idly and found that this thing was actually just a decoration like the [Medal for Attracting Bees and Butterflies] and the [Medal for Free Drinking], and it came with a system subtitle description.

“Once a teacher, always a father.

Apprenticeship (designated as Su Yourong): The apprentice can learn certain dishes based on their cooking proficiency.

Currently available dishes to learn: None

Su Yourong’s cooking proficiency:/1000”

"I wonder why it is based on the apprentice's proficiency. This makes me, the master, have no dignity at all!"

The system ignored him at all,

"The apprentice's cooking proficiency can be upgraded when it reaches the upper limit. According to the apprentice's level, it can have a certain blessing effect on the skill [Try the Method by Yourself] (not yet effective)."

"Tianxingshidao is officially issued, designated: Mingguang City, Su Clan."

"Tianxingshi Dao+testing the law with one's own body and judging..."

"Dip, the judgment is successful."

"Those who failed the judgment: Su Youyi, Su Wuxing, Su Changshuo, Su Benjuan, Su Benyou... 76 others will be eliminated."

"Erase in progress..."
To be continued...
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