Huang Dashan is still as coquettish as ever, winking,

"Uncle Niu, are your internal wounds neatly cut?"

Niu Lanshan stared,

"When I was in that portal, I didn't even react. 'Whoosh'; it was gone in an instant, and I didn't even feel any pain. Do you think it can be untidy... Hey, hey, it's not what you mean, old boy.

?I always feel like you are holding something back..."

Huang Dashan chuckled and said,

"As long as it's tidy, it's good as long as it's tidy. A family must be tidy."

"!"

Niu Lanshan's old face twitched, feeling that he had grasped the key point.

"I only lost one leg, not two!"

Mr. Shan patted Mr. Niu meaningfully,

"The most important thing in life is to be honest and speak with facts. However, I only see one leg now."

A healthy man must have three legs. This is a law and everyone knows it.

Niu Lanshan: I’m going to buy a big watermelon!

"Come on, come on, today I will let you, this half-false person, see your uncle Niu's sky-raising method. Sun thief, protect your eyes. Don't blame me for not reminding you. If you become blind, you will have to bear the medical expenses yourself!"

"

Master Shan was afraid that the world would not be in chaos: "Come on, come on, you have the art of holding up the sky and I have the art of slaying the dragon. Let's see how we compare today (???)... Uh... try how deep your master's Taoism is (?

??)...Well..."

At this moment, Uncle Niu really hesitated.

Damn it, it’s really the last word for the big guy to take it out.

But whether it's "a long or short one" or "a try of different shades" sounds suspicious!

My heart feels hairy.

When the "water level" of Mr. Huang's Yang Fire was extremely low, Niu Lanshan couldn't help but panic.

"Knock, solitary yin cannot give birth, solitary sun cannot grow. This bald man shouldn't be... the extremes of things must be reversed..."

Mr. Niu likes to do some calculations before doing anything, just to avoid getting angry.

After all, this is my old profession, so I can't get rid of this problem, and I firmly believe that "mystery can change your life, but krypton can save you".

Otherwise, if we didn’t take the test in those few days, why would we, Mr. Niu, be missing a leg?

All in all, it seems that our ancestors did not teach us the dubious skill of identifying psychological males and females by looking at their qi...

I saw Huang Dashan holding his belt in one hand and with a wicked smile on his face.

"Come on, come on~"

Don't doubt it, don't doubt it, no matter whether Prince Huang is mentally male or female, he is really capable of doing this!

No one in Mingguang's reputation can match him. Anyone who knows a little bit about Huang Dashan would dare to swear by Su Yourong's collection of tons of pan molds.

Niulan Mountain:

"I...I am ashamed to be in the company of you! It is simply unsightly!"

Huang Dashan continued,

"Yes, yes, how can you say that you are cowardly when it comes to evolutionaries? You just follow your heart~"

Mr. Niu's asthma almost made him angry.

This turtle grandson is simply poisonous.

Huang Dashan groaned and sat on the chair, twisting his neck and twisting his buttocks.

He took it upon himself to win the game, and that was a feeling of pride.

(Hey, you old man, if you dare to humiliate your mountain master’s big waist again, try again!)

Huang Dashan rubbed his nose,

"Damn, what's wrong with my nose? It's malfunctioning?"

Huang Dashan stretched his nose like a giant bald dog and sniffed everywhere.

"Hey, hey, hey, let me go, I really can't smell anything."

Until Wu Ke, who entered the room, rummaged around on his body and took out a half-dried red bean core from his pocket.

Wu Ke pinched the core, which was similar to a peach core, and said,

"Don't you know that fragrant red beans have the effect of absorbing fragrance? You still look like you are making a fuss. Mr. Shan, you have been messing with Si Gouzi all the time you were in Yanhui Mountain??"

Huang Dashan is always embarrassed,

"Ci'ao, what the hell! Someone put it in my pocket... Hey, it seems I ate it myself... There's a big tooth mark on it..."

Wu Ke stretched out his hand to hold on to the glasses he had acquired at some point, just like those teenagers who are crazy about chasing the weird light reflected by the lenses.

"Cut~"

He said inscrutably,

"Today, just today, my intuition tells me that Brother Chou has a new dish today!"

Huang Dashan clicked his eyes,

"How do you know? I'm really fooling you..."

Wu Ke's tone was very firm,

"Intuition, man's intuition!"

The eyes of Master Shan and Uncle Niu met on Wu Ke, and the unprecedented pressure seemed to create crackling sparks.

Wu Ke was iron-clad and unafraid——

Ordinary people can't feel the coercion of the evolved people at all.

In Wu Ke's opinion, these two big guys are not even as poisonous as Mr. Hu from the Scientific Research Institute, who can collapse in a single blow. Standing in front of him, ah, bah, it's a lot of pressure.

Huang Dashan sneered and took out a big black meatball with a strange smell from his pocket. He picked up Wu Ke with one hand like a chicken and opened his chin at the same time.

"Smell it, does this smell smell familiar?"

Wu Ke's eyes suddenly opened wide and he struggled wildly,

"Fuck, Master Shan, I was wrong, Master Shan, I was wrong...ahhh...help...get away...get that thing away..."

Huang Dashan looked at him,

"Oh? A man's intuition, howl~"

Wu Ke said without even a single punctuation mark,

"What kind of man's intuition? Men have no intuition at all. Hehehehe. I just saw Brother Chou killing a cow. Based on my months of experience, I think it is very likely that Brother Chou will make a new dish today. Master Shan, can you put me down?

Is it true that my jaw is going to dislocate when I talk like this..."

Oh, what a tough guy!

Uncle Niu sniffed,

"Cistanche deserticola, epimedium, dodder, Cynomorium cynomorium, Morinda officinalis... This guy is very energetic..."

Huang Dashan let go of Wu Ke and put away the meatballs.

"No, some other ingredients have been added. I specifically asked Da... about the ratio of red ingredients. I just made it a few days ago and I'm looking for someone to try the medicine."

Uncle Niu takes a look at Wu Ke’s small physique,

"Then this young man will definitely fail. I'm afraid he will be burned to death by the medicine."

There may be something mysterious about the medicinal materials from the original era.

Shanye said,

"Then you have really made a mistake. This kid has eaten it once and he is still alive and kicking..."

Wu Ke almost burst into tears. Just knowing that I am alive and kicking now, do you know what kind of suffering I suffered from an old Chinese doctor who was half-experienced?

Niu Lanshan just smiled and said nothing.

Just as Master Shan was about to open his mouth to taunt, Lin Chou came out with a plate of dishes and shouted,

"You Rong Chiji? You really don't want to eat?"

"..."

No one said a word, not even half an eye of the big billowing plate squeezed in from the door or window.

Huang Dashan Wonderful Road,
To be continued...