Chapter 694: People's names are different from ours(1/2)
In the dining room. Top 23S.
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"Thank you~"
A whole piece of flaming tomahawk steak was stuffed straight under the hood and disappeared without a trace. The warlock didn't even spit out the bones, as if there was a black hole underneath.
And at the same time he said,
"It's an unparalleled delicacy that can only be enjoyed in the main material world! Hey... Master Shan, why don't you eat it..."
Huang Dashan suddenly burped,
"Uh... I'm full... You eat, you eat, don't worry about me."
The warlock talked to himself nonchalantly, very happy.
Ever since the name of Master Warlock resounded throughout Yanhui Mountain, the lonely and helpless Warlock seemed to be glowing with success in epic-level spells like spring, and gained many friends who didn't care much about his bad luck aura.
Now, there are actually people willing to treat him to dinner!!
The more the warlock thinks about it, the happier he becomes.
"Is this the feeling between friends... It's so good..."
Then he threw a whole pig's trotter into the hood of his mouth.
Shan Ye shivered...er, and then burped again.
He couldn't help but look away and look elsewhere
"Hold a piece of grass! This guy is so powerful in combat? He has good kidneys!"
Song Qingyun staggered from the bottom of the mountain, shaking his head as he walked.
"Old...boss, your wine is poisonous!"
"Uh-huh."
Lin Chou appeared out of nowhere, holding a red-hot pancake pan in his hand.
"What are you talking about? Whose wine is poisonous? Do you know that you are slandering me by talking in vain?"
Song Qingyun was startled,
"Fuck...I said poisonous...not this poisonous...Forget it, boss, do you have any sobering soup or something? Give me one."
"There are soy sauce and vinegar, which one do you want?"
"I want... I wipe it. I said boss, your family doesn't even have hangover soup??"
Lin Chou thought carefully,
"I think both soy sauce and vinegar can do this job, and they are more than enough."
Song Qingyun smacked his lips,
"Although what you said makes sense...but the more I listen to it, the more I feel uncomfortable with it. By the way, how drunk was my senior brother that day? It's a disgrace, isn't it?"
Shan Ye scratched his bald head,
"After you fell unconscious, he went racing with those dogs... Oh no, he went to catch a very rare fourth-level alienated squirrel. By now, the squirrel skin should have been made into a scarf."
"..."
Song Qingyun said in disbelief,
"This, this, this, this is too unscientific, why is he not drunk..."
Lord Shan told the truth,
"This is called extraordinary talent. Although Wandering Demon himself has never competed with Master Wen Zhongjiu, all hunters in the wilderness know that he is the best drinker in this place and is well-deserved No. 1!"
Song Qingyun looked sad,
"Although I knew that senior brother could drink, I didn't know that he could drink to this extent... Why didn't you remind me..."
"It is very unethical to disturb the friendship between brothers who have not seen each other for many years."
Song Qingyun was speechless and pulled a sleepy face.
"I remember there is a well behind, right? I'm going to wash my face and refresh myself...Mom...I don't want to drink anymore for at least three years."
Master Shan laughed and said to Lin Chou,
"Black-hearted boss, you are not good at drinking. I thought this guy would have to sleep for a week before he could get up."
Lin Chou thought for a while,
"He who comes from the dark sea is different after all. He doesn't even get dizzy on the ship. His resistance to alcohol is naturally stronger."
"...Drink? Seasickness? Is there any necessary connection between the two?"
Lin Chou suddenly slapped his forehead,
"Damn it, why did I let him go to the back? There are people behind..."
Lin Chou ran over quickly, and Shanye pulled the warlock.
"Let's go, let's go, Grandpa Shan will help you gain knowledge. Hey, girls, your Grandpa Shan will protect you!!"
The three of them came to the well in the back mountain, and Song Qingyun was putting his head into the big wooden barrel that Lin Chou usually used to give water to the animals.
"Gududu."
"Gududu."
He also blew bubbles very interestingly.
After holding it for a long time, I pulled the head out of the bucket with a loud bang.
He built a pergola with his hands and looked at the distance at the foot of the back mountain, muttering something in his mouth,
"I must be sober...I must be sober...How could there be so many high-quality girls here..."
Master Shan patted him on the shoulder,
"I'll watch first, how about you go back and take a nap?!"
"So... it's not a hallucination? Damn it, there really is a girl!!"
The four snoring dogs sleeping outside the small green fence suddenly raised their heads, with a hint of hesitation in their blue eyes:
Huh? Why does it seem to have the same kind of aura!
Song Qingyun suddenly burst out with unparalleled aura,
"Hahahaha, girls, I'm Song Qingyun, known as the little white dragon in the evergreen hills and evergreen waters, here to visit!!"
After a burst of energy, the whole person shot towards the mountain stream like a shooting star.
Master Shan was stunned,
"This guy has a short-circuit in his brain? He'll probably be beaten to death if he goes over there like this, right?"
The sorcerer also held half a salt chicken in his hand, dipping it in red chopped chili peppers.
"I heard someone say that if a man is handsome enough, he will be applauded even if he breaks into a women's bathhouse."
Master Shan took a breath of cold air,
"Where did you hear all this? I'm afraid the person who said this is not in the advanced stage of chuunibyou, or maybe he has too much Aurora Love?"
Warlock, "Huh?"
Before he finished speaking, there was a loud "boom" on the other side of the mountain stream. A snake tail tens of meters long rose up into the sky and smashed Song Qingyun's meteor down. Then the scene was boiling, with the girls shouting and cursing.
resounding through the mountain streams.
Master Shan swallowed his saliva,
"Why don't you go take a look? I'm afraid someone might die..."
Lin Chou walked down the mountain slowly,
"Why are you following me?"
Master Shan salivated,
"Ahem, cough, cough, I have a very strict mouth. I will definitely not talk nonsense. I just want to... help, yes, help! I know first aid measures and so on, I am so professional!"
"whispering sound."
It took me half an hour to walk several miles of mountainous roads.
Lin Chou pretended to be running and came in a hurry,
"What's wrong, what's wrong, what happened!"
The little round-faced girl was surfing on a catfish that was at least three meters long. When she heard this, she stuck out her tongue in embarrassment. She had promised Lin Chou not to fish.
Mrs. Rong and a few close friends were chatting while holding goblets and sipping cold coconut juice. Everyone should be swimming and sunbathing. There were also a few people lying on the blankets and playing Ludo while shouting. It was quite a scene.
Harmony, what a swimsuit feast.
If poor Song Qingyun hadn't been rolled up and hung up by Xiao Qing, there would be nothing wrong at all.
The tall and thin man and the other young people blushed slightly, while the ladies, who were familiar to the core, didn't care about Lin Chou and Huang Dashan who were following them at all. Instead, they straightened up their bodies with charming eyes.
Facts have proven that women are not afraid of being looked at, they are afraid of peeking.
Mrs. Rong shouted sharply,
"Don't you like to watch it? Open your eyes wide and take a good look at it. If you dare to close your eyes, I will cut you into eighteen pieces!"
Song Qingyun shouted energetically,
"Song Qingyun, a young student, saw many people as beautiful as flowers on the mountain from a distance, and he accidentally fell down from the mountain. He deserved death for being arrogant and beautiful. He died at the hands of this beautiful lady. He was willing and willing!
"
Xiao Qing's tail tightened, Song Qingyun's eyes popped out and his bones crackled, but the heroic and righteous glory on his face never faded.
To be continued...