Chapter 586 Everything starts with ducks(1/2)
These ducks have put their skill points in some weird places. They are as fat as a ball and can fly. They can even stand in groups of two on small vines like feathers and carry out family inheritance.
This is much better than an acrobatic performance of tightrope walking 6. Peak 23S.
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There are almost no other colors in the river, including along the river, and the water surface cannot be seen at all. The ducks are crowded like cans. Those who don't know better think that all the people in the river are ducks.
There are countless ducks flying in the sky. The scene blocks out the sun, and the sound of quacking fills the sky. The flying feathers and the black and white duck droppings stick together and fall down like a weird heavy rain (
Or snow?).
Lin Chou cowered and touched the water with her toes very quickly without making any sound.
But this was obviously of no use. The huge ducks all turned their heads in Lin Chou's direction, as if they had developed a supernatural sixth sense.
Of course, Lin Chou could feel the hostile gazes of tens of thousands of ducks with their heads tilted as they wandered back and forth on his back. He was as stiff as a dog for a moment, as if his left toe and right heel were glued to each other, and he almost hit his head on the river.
"Fuck!"
For the first time, he had the urge to scold a product produced by the system. Isn't this so-called "forced hostility effect of avian creatures" too real?
I'm still a few miles away from those fat beasts. I have to do something so outrageous that they can write their hatred into their instincts. Is the effective distance of this Gou skill sight range?
Lin Chou took long strides and walked upstream. The river beneath his feet created huge depressions that never closed up for a long time.
If Lin Chou had the leisure to jump up, he could see that these depressions perfectly resembled the shape of shoe prints, and even the anti-slip texture on the soles could even be matched.
As Lin Chou accelerated, the footprint-like depressions became shallower and shallower, and finally the reverse bulges changed from negative inscriptions to positive inscriptions. The river surged to form layers of waves, and Lin Chou could move every step.
He happened to step on the peak of the footprint-shaped wave, and his speed was more than three times faster. It was like a hurricane passing by. People with less strength might only see a phantom.
"Quack~"
"Gah!"
The last duck call was like a shrill charge horn, which could be described as powerful as a sharp edge. Even the cross-racial Lin Chou could hear the unforgettable hatred in this duck call.
To put it another way, this cry might mean "All ducks attack!"
The whirring sound of taking off and the quacking of ducks overwhelmed everything else. The scene was overwhelming, and the posture looked like it was about to destroy the world.
Ten seconds later, Lin Chou could see a white wave-like figure from the corner of his eye without looking back.
"Nima, is this still a duck?"
Then there is no more,
"boom!"
It was like an earth-shattering explosion, and duck feathers all over the sky steamed up like a mushroom cloud from a nuclear bomb.
The sound of dense splashing water continued continuously, and a huge duck fighter flew in the sky to patrol. However, that strange figure had disappeared out of thin air.
The ducks shook the water off their bodies and then their fur. After wandering for a while, they quacked in confusion and dispersed.
...
It seemed that there was an invisible force that tightly bound Lin Chou and flew upwards. The feeling of weightlessness came from all directions. He subconsciously struggled a few times, but Lin Chou was unable to break free due to his huge strength.
At this moment, Lin Chou even felt that his thinking had stagnated and he could not think at all.
The surrounding scenery is changing rapidly. One is in the crystal jungle, and the other is the scene in the forest. It is like being caught between two worlds. This feeling is very uncomfortable, as if the power of two worlds is pressing down at the same time.
in the mind.
A few seconds later, the surroundings turned into a picture that was spinning rapidly like a storm, making people dizzy.
Outside of those rotating images, there seemed to be another blurry image.
It was the inside of a ringed mountain peak, larger than any mountain peak Lin Chou had ever seen. At its feet was a blood-colored lake boiling like magma, and all the way up the ringed mountain wall was densely covered with countless squirming creatures.
There seems to be something blocking the cave, and some shadows are vaguely reflected inside. They perform all kinds of unimaginable and difficult positions (well, action is the word action).
Although he couldn't see exactly what kind of creature it was, Lin Chou was sure that it was definitely the outline of a human being.
The feeling of weightlessness seemed to bring something strange. He felt that his body kept rising in the void, and his consciousness became increasingly blurred, especially under the storm of "pictures" flashing at an alarming frequency around him.
Feeling severe pain, Lin Chou suddenly fell into darkness.
"boom!"
He fell hard to the ground.
Strange to say, as soon as he hit the ground suddenly, his whole body became as energetic as a dog. His head hurt so much just now that it even split open, but now there is no trace of any sequelae.
It's just a strange feeling that my ears hurt. To be precise, it's my earlobes.
Lin Chou glanced out of the corner of his eye and saw a duck hanging tightly on his ear. He looked at each other speechlessly.
Lin Chou himself was so angry,
"Hey, buddy, why don't you come down?"
The fat duck was extremely disdainful, "Gah~"
It doesn't matter if he screams, he just hangs on Lin Chou with his mouth biting his ears.
"Plop."
Duck feathers fly around.
The fat duck was stunned for a long time. This wingless two-legged beast is so damn cunning!
It still refused to give up. It flapped its wings and rushed towards Lin Chou. Lin Chou found something behind his back and waved it casually with a graceful gesture.
"Bang~"
The bottom of the cast iron pan, which had not been damaged in any way from the mountains to the sea, was imprinted with a vivid duck head shape.
"It would be great if we can bring out the strange beast pan sometime."
Lin Chou muttered and threw the pot on the fat duck who fell to the ground in the first round.
"Hmm, it seems like he's not dead yet. No, I have to find a skill that can communicate with the ingredients from this shitty system that doesn't work at all. For example, this duck. If I know its recent recipes and add them in a targeted way.
Spices, not to mention their effectiveness, can definitely improve the quality of the dishes by more than a little bit."
Then I naturally figured out half of the plot:
Lin Chou (laughing): "Brother Duck, come on, let's talk about it. What did you eat last night?"
Duck (trembling): "Half a catty of shrimps, one fish, two ounces of water plants, and a dozen snails."
Lin Chou (recorded in a small notebook), "Well, add half a spoonful more to the cooking wine to remove the fishy smell. To prevent parasites, it should be boiled before cooking. Where is Qian'er? The day before yesterday?"
Duck (shaking): "Fish...shrimp...and some duck feathers...why do you ask...why do I have an ominous premonition..."
Lin Chou (comforting): "It's okay, just ask. Oh, by the way, have you eaten any poisonous plants or insects recently? Have you ever had a stomachache?"
Duck (continues to shake): "Hey, Brother Chest, do you two-legged beasts have the habit of putting a kitchen knife on other people's necks when asking questions...I'm a little scared..."
Ahem, after finishing his brainstorming, Lin Chou climbed out of the pit and looked around.
Yes, that's right, this is the human-shaped pit that he fell into before, and Lin Chou climbed out again.
The surrounding scenery is exactly the same as the bottom of the pit I saw before, except for the thick duck feathers on the ground and one place.
"..."
Lin Chou stood in front of the rock wall but found no cracks. He carefully checked the bottom of the cave, but there was still no crack!
With an unbelieving cannon punch, the big rocks above fell down, but there was no cave at all. The rocks that were drilled several meters deep were still unchanged rocks.
Looking back at the fat duck lying on the ground with its arms and legs spread out:
What is the principle of this? What the hell?
"Lin Chou? Boss Lin! Are you down there? Are you seriously injured?"
There was a vague sound coming from above, and Lin Chou had no choice but to respond loudly, "I'm here!"
In less than ten minutes, an evolver slid down from above while hanging on a rope. Then he glanced at the human-shaped pit in astonishment by the light of the flashlight, and then said in an extremely admiring tone,
"Boss Lin is really... amazing. He's more than 700 meters tall, and there's nothing wrong with him!"
This person seems to be the long-faced one carrying the rocket launcher just now?
Lin Chou was still dizzy and didn't understand what was going on. He could only smile bitterly and point to his head.
It suddenly dawned on me that having a long face is natural.
"Oh oh oh, I understand, even a sixth-level adult will be confused for a while if he falls from such a high place. Please stop talking for now. I will take you up. Fortunately, I have brought medical equipment to check your brain.
, but be sure not to leave any sequelae or anything like that.”
"God knows where this big hole came from. It's not a volcanic structure. If it weren't for you, we really wouldn't have discovered it..."
The long face suddenly froze,
"Huh? Where did the duck come from? It's so big? It has so many duck feathers?"
mmp, he just noticed!!
Half an hour later, the two of them were finally dragged out of the cave entrance by the people on the top of the mountain, who non-stop urged Lin Chou to do a routine check-up.
To be continued...