Everyone felt sour in their hearts.

Everyone has two arms and three legs, so why does his surname Huang have so many tricks, and he doesn’t even cheat one of them, and he buys one, gets one, and gets one free!

Why? Is it because he has long legs?

If that's the case, you're joking, my buddy usually wears it on his waist!

Look at the words that guy uses to describe himself!

Ah, bah, your face was so cut with knives and axes, I'm afraid it wasn't really stabbed by a knife or struck by an axe.

Brother Menkang, who thought he was good-looking, pinched his face and muttered sadly,

"What about the most basic trust between people..."

Of course, there are still discerning people here.

Bai Suren asked with a smile as his pupils were cut.

"Now, may I ask Mr. Shan, what did you buy when you gave your wife a 'return gift' for the first time?"

Huang Dashan counted on his fingers and said,

"Kushutang's perilla essence and silk protein mask, Zhang's handmade charcoal-grilled beef jerky and salt-grilled cod liver family bucket, Chengnan Farm's salt-brined shelled green broad beans, a set of "Sakura O High School Male Public Relations Department"

The DVD in the upper part, well...what else is there..."

All the steel...ah no... all the straight men [Star Destroyer alloy shell comes with a force field shield] all expressed their confusion: "!!!"

What the hell are these random gifts? What’s the use of them all? And why can you remember them so clearly? How many years has it been?

Sikong curled his lips at Huang Dashan with great disdain,

"Scheming female watch."

Bai Suren waved his white fists and nodded repeatedly.

"Uh-huh."

Wu Ke put up his posture and said with a deep face in front of the confused people:

"Suppose your wife is 1.73 meters tall and weighs 57 kilograms. Her measurements are 34/24/34. She has a sweet appearance and a gentle personality. She can go to the hall and tear up the best man and beat the bridesmaid in the kitchen. Then there is a problem! Your wife

When was your IQ at its lowest?"

Everyone: "???"

What the hell is this a bullshit question? Does it have any connection with the previous tip?

"What's this mess? Is this a calculation problem or a metaphysical problem?"

"Who knows? Has anyone figured it out..."

"Depend on!"

Wu Ke pointed at Su Yourong,

"You can answer it!"

Su Yourong couldn't even lift his head from the super big old bowl.

"Ah? Oh emmmmm..."

Wu Ke nodded seriously,

"The correct answer is when eating."

Wu Ke nuzzled at Sikong Nu again,

"Sikong?"

Sikong stared at Bai Suren for a long time and said firmly,

"While watching dramas!"

In Sikong's view, women are hopeless when watching TV dramas.

His childhood sweetheart, Bai Aren's Children's Shoes, is completely free from the love, hate, entanglements and grievances of generations, mixed with a little bit of car accidents, cancer, fires, mudslides, tornadoes and blessing buffs. She is the male protagonist in the drama she is chasing. This girl's scarf hooked her hair.

She could even feel so distressed that she cried, but Sikong couldn't stand it and asked her, but she actually said plausibly: Oppa is the most perfect, Oppa must be perfect!

After all this, why are you still talking about chicken-feather IQ?

Wu Ke nodded,

"One more thing, according to incomplete statistics from civil organizations before the catastrophe, half of the boyfriends surveyed agreed that their girlfriends had the lowest IQs when they were applying facial masks. Of course, lying is also most effective at this time, so please be sure not to

When word spreads out, has Mr. Shan also seen this statistical result?"

Wu Ke speculated maliciously,

"Think about it, when a pure little girl like a piece of white paper receives a gift from her savior, should she immediately open it and take a look, and then, haha... put on a facial mask, eat snacks, and watch the corrosion

Soul animation..."

Everyone thinks so...

"hiss!"

"Step by step!"

"Damn it, Master Shan is so insidious, it really makes my sister-in-law suffer!"

"I have long said that even a blind dog would be attracted to Huang Dashan's face!"

Wu Ke's lenses flashed with bright light, and he said sadly,

"Moreover, the second part of this anime is still firmly held in a pair of evil hands! The poor, innocent, pure girl is lured step by step into the dark abyss..."

Everyone was filled with indignation,

"Huang Dashan, you are simply inhuman!"

"If you don't have great virtue, you..."

"So what, that anime CD, is it still there?"

Huang Dashan's face was so dark that after all this random analysis, Mr. Shan himself believed it.

"Mo Maipi, who is this kind of person?"

"So that means I'm pretty smart?"

"Ouch~"

When many straight men [Star Destroyer alloy shell comes with built-in force field shield] were busy asking Mr. Shan for CDs, Wu Ke couldn't help but cast sympathetic eyes on them.

"Tsk, tsk, it's really hopeless."

"After saying so much, the real point I want to express is: when faced with various thoughtful gifts from your wife, the most important thing is to never forget all kinds of thoughtful gifts in return, otherwise it will easily cause family conflicts."

"Look what they are doing, they are grabbing a set of CDs that I don't know if they still exist."

This awareness is so low that it is suffocating, and I have completely failed to understand the true meaning of this undergraduate course.

"Rotten wood cannot be carved."

Wu Ke muttered coldly,

"Haha, it's really funny. How can someone with such a low consciousness have a wife? I look down on them, they are just a bunch of singles!"

Sikong didn't know when he came over and asked coquettishly,

"So you have a wife?"

"Of course I do," Wu Ke took out a palm-sized latest model of LCD screen recorder and started playing with it. He opened a local area network game with exquisite graphics and clicked through the operation before shouting with a red face and thick neck,

"Look at my luck and the ten consecutive attacks of krypton gold. Come out, my wives!"

After a burst of brilliance on the screen, a two-dimensional beauty made a pleasant sound.

Wu Ke pointed the recorder's screen towards Sikong's face,

"Look, SSR-level wife, wait a minute, I'll give my wife a name first, um... the fourth wife... let's call her Yue Du... she's very pretty..."

Sikong rubbed his head.

Is the recorder evolving too fast? Those guys from Mingguang Research Institute spent all their research funds on this? That’s bullshit!

He snatched the recorder conveniently,

"show me!"

Wu Ke suddenly screamed as if his wife had really been robbed.

"Ah ah ah, a friend's wife should not deceive a gentleman or take what others like. How could you steal my wife... give it back to me... I'm going to fall out..."

No matter how poor his physique is, Sikong is still a genuine evolver. He defeated Wu Ke in minutes.

"Well, let me see what the names of your wives are. Well, the eldest wife Tokisaki Kuango, and the second wife Anjie Trawu, are these Chinese names?? Well, this third wife is interesting, she is actually a mermaid, right?

You have a little baby fat, your name is Han Hong?"

Sikong looked at Wu Ke doubtfully,
Chapter completed!