"Woo."

"It's so hard to communicate. I'm really convinced. Those who didn't know it thought my meat was full of clenbuterol."

"Woo."

Damn it.

It usually whines twice, but this time it only whined once.

“You mean this plate of braised pork contains clenbuterol?”

"Woo."

"I don't believe it, you are just a picky eater. Let me tell you, no matter which planet or species you are on, being picky about food is wrong."

"Woo...wow."

This time, its tone changed a bit. As if to prove something, it took out the plate of braised pork from the refrigerator, dumped the meat into the trash can, grabbed the plate and started chewing it.

"You are quite environmentally friendly and know how to put the garbage in the trash can... No, just to prove this, you would rather eat a plate than braised pork?"

"Woo."

I remembered that I used to go to the meat stall in the nearby vegetable market to buy food. Yesterday I got up at noon and went shopping in the supermarket, and bought some vegetables at the supermarket. No wonder there was almost no leftover braised pork I made in the past. This time

After eating a few bites, I put it in the refrigerator. I thought it was because I lost my appetite, but it turned out to be the ingredients.

"Seeing as you have just arrived on earth, I have a piece of advice to tell you: don't be picky about food in the future."

"Woo."

"What planet are you from?"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

"Can you only remain invisible?" Speaking of invisibility, I suddenly thought of the transformation agent. If the universal agent cannot match its genes, then the transformation agent does not need to match the genes. The transformation agent can transform human DNA, and maybe it can be used as a negative agent.

Negative makes positive.

"Woooooooooooooo..."

It seemed to understand my thoughts in an instant. When I looked at the medicine box again, it whined. Obviously this guy didn't want to take the converting agent. Judging from the tone of the voice, it was very interested in the converting agent.

Rather resistant.

"Okay, then I can't even know what planet species you are, right?" I said, hesitated and then said: "Although you don't seem to be aggressive, according to the constitution of the joint headquarters, I am not allowed to do this kind of thing.

It must be reported to the headquarters immediately."

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

The voice suddenly became gentle and low, as if it understood what I said and what kind of judgment I would face if I entered the earth without permission. This voice was very sad, especially when I heard it, deep down in my heart, I felt that I would report it to the police.

This thing seems to be getting very cruel.

I have a general understanding of my character. Although I know a little more about the galaxy, I am still an ordinary person. I have a kind side and sometimes a selfish mentality. But this kind of consideration is not like the one-sided disregard for the constitution of the headquarters.

In other words, this invisible guy in front of me can even affect my mentality.

Thinking of this, I immediately became on guard. The transformation of my thoughts reduced the compassion in my heart a lot. It seemed to have seen the change in my expression, stopped affecting my mentality, and began to whine again.

"Okay, first let me see what planet you are from."

"Woo...wow."

Its voice seemed to agree and sounded more cooperative, which reassured me a lot. But how to make it transform worried me. The general agent has no effect, and I only have some ordinary things at home.

"By the way, if you don't mind, how about getting wet." I didn't care if it really understood what getting wet meant, so I waved to it as I walked towards the bathroom: "Follow me."

After entering the bathroom, I adjusted the water temperature, turned around and looked at the door and said, "The water temperature is just right. Is it okay if I want to use water to observe your appearance?"

"Woo."

After spending more than an hour together, I was able to tell whether it was satisfied or not by the tone of its voice. These two sounds were a bit depressing, more like the word "ok", which conveyed the depression of having to bow one's head under someone else's roof.

Fortunately, it agreed and acted more cooperatively. I watched the towel hanging in the bathroom flutter, and it was obvious that it had already stood in the bathtub.

"Then I'm going to start."

"Woo."

I think it agrees. The reason why I think this method has nothing to do with modern technology is simply because when I was watching ghost movies in my childhood, I often sprinkled a layer of dust on the ground to see the footprints.

The same principle can be proved.

In fact, as I expected, when the water from the nozzle is poured into the bathtub, you can see a rough outline, especially as it continues to get wet, the outline gradually appears. This is probably about 1.

It is about five meters tall and is as big as an adult lion.

There are two wings on its back, but the wings are not proportional to its body shape. They are more like mini wings, a bit like decorations for teasing. After touching the water, the wings are still fluttering towards the nozzle. Judging from the appearance, it

Similar to Earth's large mammals.

Because I can only see the shape and cannot study it more clearly, I can only see that its skull is somewhat similar to that of a canine, but it is obviously larger than that of a canine. The muscles of its limbs are more powerful and well-developed, but in the end it is sticky.

Is it still the same as a mammal? Or is there any difference? I can't tell yet.

"Could it be a pet raised by aliens?" I think this explanation also has a certain degree of logic. It's just how did it appear here.

"Woo."

Maybe this method made it a little uncomfortable. The guy whined twice and shook the water droplets on his body in dissatisfaction. The water droplets all over the sky rolled in all directions. I was doused before I could react.

A head full of faces.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu."

This voice seemed particularly happy, a bit like a prank that made people happy.

“It looks quite big, but it’s actually interesting.”

This action actually made me relax a lot, and it also vaguely reminded me of the scene when I gave my pet dog a bath.

"Do you have a name? How should I call you from now on."

"Woo."

"Then I'll call you Saihu."

"Woooo..."

It thinks this name is very low.

"Article 2 of the Constitution of the Joint Headquarters states that any change of registered name must be reported to the headquarters."

"Woo."

"Then I'll call you Saihu from now on."

When I first named the dog Saihu, I watched a lot of movies about dogs in my childhood, and I especially liked the dog named Saihu. Maybe he was not as highly praised by young literary and artistic people as Hachiko, but he guided

I joined the Joint Headquarters, learned about life beyond the earth, and stepped forward at the most critical moment. Apparently, such memories will always quietly overlap with reality when the same scene appears, and it will inadvertently feel like a world away.

"Case?"

I took a towel, wiped the water droplets on my face and handed it out. I expected him to whine twice, then I wiped the water droplets on his body and felt whether this guy was a canine or furry type.

.Just after I handed the towel out, the towel drew a weird arc, and then started to flutter weirdly in the air.

Monkeys in the zoo are always willing to imitate the actions of tourists, and some monkeys' actions are very similar to humans. Yes, the picture in front of me is like a monkey that has just been showered with water and is wiping it gracefully with a towel.

It's so weird.

"Okay, I'm going to change clothes."

One advantage of alien canines is that they are very intelligent. They can communicate at the most basic level and are even smarter than humans.

I had just taken off my clothes, put on my boxer briefs and was looking for a relatively clean piece of clothing among the scattered clothes, when there was a knock on the door. I threw on some clothes and went to the bathroom to face the bathtub.

Said: "Don't make a sound."

"Woo."

The sound rang in my ears, and it was obvious that it had already come out of the bathroom.

"You go in."

I was completely defeated by it.

There was another knock on the door, and the person outside was obviously a little impatient. I frowned, closed the bathroom door, and opened the door.

"Sanmao, what are you doing?" Lei Hou said as he walked in: "Holy shit, Sanmao, can't you clean it up? Your joint headquarters' treatment is very poor. You can't even afford hourly workers.

.”

That's right, after Lei Hou came in, she felt like she didn't even have a place to stay. She looked disgusted and wanted to find a place to stay. So she stared at the sofa in the living room for a few seconds before decisively choosing to continue standing.

"Single men are used to it, and their lives are more free and easy." I think this explanation is more reasonable, and it also seems cynical. I like this excuse: "By the way, why did you come to me?"

Lei Hou looked into my eyes and said meaningfully: "Sanmao, what clues did you find in Fred?"

"Clue, what clue?"

"Stop talking nonsense, don't think I didn't see it." Lei Hou looked wise as if he had already solved the case, and raised the corner of his mouth with a proud smile: "Don't think I didn't see you step on a piece of paper."
To be continued...