My name is Sanmao, a freshman.

In my first year of school, the winter vacation started a little early. I had already booked my ticket to go back, but a word from my roommate made me decide to cancel my ticket and work part-time with him.

My roommate works in a nightclub. He said that the girls in the nightclub are very open-minded and can go to the bathroom to have sex on the way to work.

This makes me very excited.

Let's put it this way, I was in a red envelope group with 85 people, and my hand speed was comparable to those who cheated on red envelopes. Unicorn arms are no longer enough to describe my single years. So I changed my ticket back without hesitation, and followed

My roommate went to work part-time at a nightclub.

Pay 300 clothing fee.

It doesn't matter.

Press documents.

It doesn't matter.

All to get rid of the unicorn arm.

In the past, I would mostly enjoy the new works of Japanese teachers in front of the computer. I would occasionally look back at a few saved videos, and even go to a selfie website to see what new works someone had. I was envious and envious, wondering why I couldn’t get a date.

These people. In fact, I was so naive.

The bathroom is really nice.

In the past, I watched in front of the computer, but now I have to serve people drinks while listening to those sluggish sounds over the loud music. Those ums and ums are from other people's homes, just like the children of so-and-so's eighth aunt next door.

Very good.

Envy, jealousy and hatred are no longer enough to describe the scene at that time. I felt that if I was given a sow... I could sell it in exchange for money and make an outstanding contribution to Wanshi service. So after working for a week, I resigned without hesitation.

Lost this job.

I can't stay high every night.

There is still half a month until the ticket is changed. There are only two of us in the huge dormitory. He sleeps during the day and works at night. Day and night are reversed. I don’t even have a companion to play games. I finally played a game and destroyed the keyboard.

What kind of dance is there, but TM has missed the era of sending what's inside when traveling thousands of miles away.

I didn't even make an appointment, but the couples in the Internet cafe showed off their affection.

I feel that I can no longer sink like this. I have to work hard, I have to work hard, I have to make money before going home, and I have to go out for dinner with my classmates after I go back. I searched over and over again on the Internet for available part-time jobs, what?

The plots that often appear in movies, such as being a tutor and repairing water pipes, are just fantasy because of the upcoming New Year. Those who hand out flyers for promotions are also sexist and only want girls.

At that time, I felt that God must have entrusted me with an important task. He gave me many tests and asked me to practice my unicorn arm hard. Maybe one day I will become a superhero who saves the world.

That must be the case.

I searched and searched in the vast recruitment information. The annual salary of a sailor is 300,000 yuan, and the monthly salary of a car driver is 30,000 yuan. There is no deposit required for part-time text entry of 1,000 words... I almost got fooled. I will lose that much.

At that time, Internet articles were popular, so I added an author friend, and his buyout price for millions of clicks was only 20 per thousand words. At that time, I knew that this liar was too out of touch with the reality of life.

If this is not a liar, if calculated at 50 per thousand words, not to mention those traditional online writing websites, even the writers of 8 websites could write it and make Jack Ma bankrupt.

I was already discouraged at that time, and I was thinking about finding a corner in an Internet cafe and waiting for half a month. My will at the time was already leaning toward me to do this. But there was a woman in her thirties on the computer next to me.

Talking on the phone, he said that the Chinese New Year is coming soon and there are no part-time jobs available.

When that woman hung up the phone, I made a life-changing decision.

I ignored the fact that this thirty-year-old woman was neither a teacher nor an aunt in the school cafeteria but appeared in the electronic reading room of the school. I decided to shamelessly ask her what kind of part-time job she was looking for and whether she was looking for any part-time job.

All right.

I admit, the reason why I decided to be shameless is because I also heard what happened next. The person talking to her on the phone was a woman, and their tone was very charming. They said they were single and lonely looking for someone to eat, and they were cold and needed warmth.

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I'm all confused.

Isn’t this the female boss ZIP in the Japanese teacher’s work?

I successfully got this part-time job after my low eyebrows and flattering expression said that the salary was negotiable and the focus was on study.

Bus conductor.

The internship period is one week.

Sign a confidentiality agreement and a letter of responsibility. After you become a full-time employee, you will be prepared. You can choose the time slot from 7 p.m. to 12 p.m.

This was more than just pie in the sky, it was even more tempting than the graduation package distribution in the 1980s. I was so naive, I just thought about pie in the sky, but I didn't expect that this pie was fresh out of the oven and would burn my mouth.

Even though I had a lot of doubts about the ticket sales for the last bus in the evening, my female boss still made me go to the first bus station in the suburbs without hesitation. There was originally a shuttle bus driver that day, but the female boss seemed to have a script to satisfy my inner fantasy, so

That day she decided to drive the car herself.

I'm too excited.

A long night, a passionate young man, and an empty and lonely older woman. This plot is more exciting than any Japanese movie.

I was so excited that I ended up peeing.

She put a pair of glasses on me, and then I saw that the originally empty car was filled with many creatures that I had never seen before. Fortunately, I was still young at that time, and it was the most energetic time when I paid my bills. I was stunned.

I couldn't help but rush to the bathroom and urinate while vomiting uncontrollably.

That was the most embarrassing moment in my life.

I shivered and asked her if she could resign.

She nodded, as if she had expected it, and had no intention of retaining me at all. She just took out the confidentiality contract, pointed to me and signed it, and told me the disadvantages of erasing my memory.

She gave me a few minutes to think about it, and at the same time ordered someone to bring up the memory-erasing device from the ground. That device was so scary. The last time I saw a similar device was in an American movie, when a doubtful doctor in uniform was giving the patient's head.

He put an iron hoop on his body, and then the man followed other mental patients in the hospital to learn from it. Later, these mental patients successfully rebelled, and all the doctors and nurses in the hospital tried the iron hoop. What was even weirder was that there was a group of

Young men and women with strong hormone secretion arrive here.

The plot was so exciting that when I saw the equipment, I knew I could do a good job in this position.

I became a glorious train conductor.

During that period, I began to learn about alien technology and learned driving skills from an old driver. Not long after the New Year, the old driver had already made a mistake because he couldn't stand the temptation of aliens, and his memory was erased.

Once again, I'm glad I chose to watch that movie before.

Frankly speaking, when I first became the night shift driver of the Repatriation Department, I was quite nervous and cautious. I have always been conscientious and conscientious, just like all newcomers who have just joined the company. I performed well and strived to become a full-time employee during the probationary period, waiting for the benefits to be improved.

That's what I did too.
Chapter completed!