40, Wen Hou chases the smell of dusty old things(2/2)
Lu Bu looked at the Qilin seriously. The fortune stick was burning, carbonized in the brazier, and reduced to ashes.
"You saved me, right, I know." Lu Bu whispered.
Lu Bu came forward, his voice low and hoarse: "Where on earth did you come from?"
Qilin's nose was almost touching Lu Bu's, and at that moment he had the urge to wrap his arms around Lu Bu's neck and kiss him.
"I don't want to...don't want to say it now." Qilin whispered.
"Qilin!" Gao Shun's voice.
"Stop yelling, what's the matter?" Qilin asked as he came out of the room.
Gao Shun said dissatisfied: "What does Ma Mengqi mean?"
Qilin asked doubtfully: "What?"
Gao Shun: "Why do generals have to pay attention to food and clothing on weekdays?! I have followed the master for more than ten years, and I don't need him to take care of it!"
Qilin cried bitterly: "Did he give you something? Forget it, it's all out of kindness... You guys are all born with good clothes and look good no matter what you wear. Why do you care about this? Go...go away! Don't come here! You
...You come to me to complain about this trivial matter?"
Ma Chao was new to Longxi. He only focused on giving gifts but did not take into account the mood of others. Almost all the generals expressed unanimous protest at the same time. The reason was: Ma Chao looked down on people!
"Ge Lao Tzu, who cares about his things?" Gan Ning said.
Qilin finally couldn't bear it anymore and said: "No? Bring them all to the Hou Mansion and hand them over!"
After half a day, Gan Ning and others really brought everything over. Ma Chao wanted to improve his interpersonal relationships, so he gave them all generous gifts, including silks, silks, and jewelry. Qilin only glanced at them and said, "Okay, take them all."
Go back, now the Lord will reward you."
Lu Bu took one look, drank alone, and said casually: "I'll reward you."
The generals struggled for a long time and had no choice but to take the things back. Qilin finished his work and came out of the house. Zhang Liao frowned and said: "What happened to the poison, my lord?"
Qilin: "What do you think?"
Zhang Liao: "Why do I feel the same as before?"
Qilin: "I think too...forget it, it doesn't matter whether he takes medicine or not..."
Zhang Liao added: "I heard that the new guy called the lord 'Fengxian'? And he also spread the word that the lord is worthy of his brother?!"
Qilin's head was as big as a bucket: "Don't you two usually get along pretty well? Why did you call someone 'new' again in the blink of an eye?"
Zhang Liao was furious: "That boy is too arrogant. He can be great just because he has a few dirty dollars..."
Lu Bu said in the hall: "What did you say?"
"Nothing." Qilin signaled Zhang Liao to get out of here, stretched himself, and went inside to review the documents.
Lu Bu said: "It is better to forget each other than to forget each other in the rivers and lakes. What do you mean?"
Qilin looked up and saw Lu Bu flipping through a book of "Zhuangzi" and explained: "It's better to go back to each other's homes and find their own mothers if they are tired of spending all day together kissing each other."
Lu Bu laughed. He had recovered from his injury in the past few days and had nothing to do. Diao Chan was not here and there was no woman in the house. Qilin moved the documents into the hall for review. Lu Bu came out of the hall to do some activities, so he also held a book and sat in the hall.
Watch carefully.
Qilin reviewed the essays, Lu Bu read, and occasionally asked questions. Qilin explained to Lu Bu according to his own understanding. At the end, Lu Bu asked again: "What did you say to Zhang Liao?"
Qilin said: "It's okay, mediate the relationship between your generals."
Lu Bu thought thoughtfully: "Oh, call them all, and I will mediate."
Qilin didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "You'd better forget it. What else will you do besides intensifying conflicts?"
Lu Bu said seriously: "I want to be a competent lord, and I can't always rely on you to give me advice."
Qilin Xin said that Diao Chan was not without achievements. At least the poison was administered well this time, and Lu Bu actually changed his gender.
Lu Bu: "What should I do? Apart from studying and leading troops to fight, what should I do to make them believe in me?"
Qilin turned over a page and said casually: "I don't know how to make them trust you, but I heard that... many lords like to sleep with their advisers and generals."
Lu Bu: "..."
Qilin turned over the book and said with a smile: "Isn't that Liu Bei? He often sleeps on the same bed as Zhao Zilong, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, so..."
Lu Bu looked at Qilin, stretched out his tail and shook it.
Qilin raised his head, and Lu Bu immediately retracted his tail with a paralyzed look on his face: "I'm afraid that I'll kick someone out of bed if I'm restless at night."
Qilin said: "Then it would be good to make a bunk on the ground and live in the same room with you."
Lu Bu said: "Okay, tonight..."
Qilin said with a bad smile: "I'll draw up a list for you. There are so many people in the Bingzhou Army. You can sleep on them one by one. Let's sleep on everyone first. I'm very busy recently, so I'll go in last."
Lu Bu: "..."
Qilin flipped through the roster and suddenly pulled out two pieces of paper.
"Ah!" Qilin was delighted, the reply finally came.
First piece of paper:
Little black brother:
Grand Master discovered that Master and Haoran hid your letter of complaint, and is now causing trouble for them. Master was sent to run forty times around Jin'ao Island, while Haoran was thrown into the mortal world and had to climb 160,000 meters.
Go up the ladder.
Grand Master is looking for the cross-era map cannon spiritual power curse device that was put away after yesterday's general cleaning, and decided to make it an improved and upgraded version. Once the modification is successful, the curse device will carry out indiscriminate and destructive attacks on all humans and creatures that are not in one's own camp.
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Brother, I couldn't find anyone, so I had to write in a hurry and write you a reply.
Gu believes that given the limitations of human life and the infinite life of mythical beasts, it is extremely difficult for you to stay with this person for a long time.
After receiving your letter, we have worked out two solutions.
Haoran suggests that you can fall in love first, and when you return from success, you can look for the reincarnation of this person in the mortal world thousands of years later. Whenever you find the reincarnation of Lu Fengxian, the sound of Fuxi Qin will vibrate his heart, making him recall all the things in his previous life.
, so life after life, searching and searching.
I think this method is too complicated, but there is another method, which is...
The letter is gone.
Qilin: "?"
Qilin turned over the next card.
Dear disciple Sun Xiaohei:
Grand Master already knows everything about you and asked Lu Bu to wait.
The lack of reply to the first few letters was not because they were lost during transmission, but because classmate Wen Zhong took the lead in not learning well, and colluded with Haoran, Zixin, and these three barbecued porks to openly hide your observation diary and falsely report that you had no faith to come back, thus reporting good news but not bad news.
, the purpose of bragging and raising flags, the circumstances are serious and cannot be tolerated by nature, and has been criticized and punished as appropriate by the Grand Master in an island-wide notice.
The penalty results are as follows:
Xuanyuan Zixin and Zhong Haoran were accomplices, climbing the 160,000-level ladder. Wen Zhongze ran forty laps around Jin'ao Island, which could help him reduce his belly. After returning, the barbecued pork players had to stand for three days under the archway.
sky.
Among them, Xuanyuan Zixin volunteered to take Haoran's place, so he climbed the 160,000-level ladder back and forth twice and was punished by standing for six days.
In a few days, Master Tai’s furniture-type multi-angle omnidirectional space-time tunnel fixed-point transmitter will be completed. We have prepared plywood, bricks for feet, a scratching rake, and special iron claws for scraping blackboards and small blackboards as supporting torture tools. We will come to you soon.
revenge.
Qilin burst into tears: "Don't you have to be so cruel!"
Lu Bu didn't know what Qilin was looking at, nor did he know that he was about to be tortured by pinching his fingers, using a tiger bench, scratching the soles of his feet and under his arms, and listening to iron claws scratching the blackboard...
Lu Bu asked suspiciously: "Why are you laughing?"
"No...no." Qilin blocked the letter and continued to read down.
As far as Master Tai knows so far, the only way to erase memories is Meng Po Tang. As for Wangyou Powder, there is no such thing in the world.
Also, forget that the world will remember her nonsense, so don’t worry about it. If Lu Bu behaves strangely, he must be faking it. This phenomenon is called "the lack of security in love and the psychology of seeking a sense of existence."
I wish you all the best as you grow up, Xiaohei.
Yours: Grand Master.
Chapter completed!