Chapter 44 Steal the root hair?
Just after Ling Fei put away his phone, his phone vibrated again. Out of curiosity, Ling Fei opened his phone again and saw that the Three Realms chat group started to be lively again.
Taishang Laojun: "The King of Forces actually played ranked with the Jade Emperor? (Horrified)"
King Dayu: "That's nothing. The Jade Emperor was furious just now. He was beating and beating him, and the king actually ran away. (covers face)"
Manjushri Bodhisattva: "Forcing the king to understand the power of the Jade Emperor, the Jade Emperor is so powerful that he can unify the three realms and be everlasting!"
Samantabhadra: "The Jade Emperor is mighty, unifies the three realms, and will last forever!"
Golden-winged Dapeng: "The Jade Emperor is mighty, unifies the three realms, and will last forever!"
Guanyin Bodhisattva: "If you still have a vacation, I will lose."
Tathagata Buddha: "Amitabha, from now on, Lao Na has announced that all vacations in the West will be suspended, and everyone will be allowed to chant sutras for me."
Maitreya Buddha: "Damn, I'm implicated. (covers face)"
Wu Da Tongguang Buddha: “Damn, I’m implicated. (covers face)”
…
A bunch of monks flooded the screen at the back, leaving Ling Fei speechless. Don’t you think you monks should recite sutras?
Why are you being punished? You know, a monk must behave like a monk.
Monkey King: "Hahaha, it's so awesome to force the king to teach the Jade Emperor."
Queen Mother: "Ahem..."
Immortal Zhenyuan: "Ahem..."
Monkey King: "Hahaha, if you force Wang Gaoyi, I can't accept it. In order to show my respect, I decided to send a red envelope to celebrate."
Giving out red envelopes again?
Ling Fei's eyes lit up. Ever since the immortals were fooled by the Jade Emperor, they haven't given out red envelopes for a long time. This time the Monkey King actually wants to give out red envelopes. This rare opportunity cannot be missed.
Ever since, Ling Fei stared at the phone screen without blinking, for fear of missing this rare opportunity.
Yue Lao: "This is the first time that the Great Sage has given out red envelopes."
Monkey King: "Are you all ready? I'm going to send it..."
Nezha: "It has been prepared for a long time, hurry up..."
Chang'e: "This fairy is already very hungry and thirsty. Monkey King, please hurry up..."
Fairy Qingluo: "I am already very hungry and thirsty. Monkey King, please hurry up..."
Peony Fairy: "I'm already very hungry and thirsty, please hurry up..."
Monkey King: "I'm really going to explode, please pay attention..."
In an instant, there was a brief silence in the group. No one was scrolling there. They must have been staring at the mobile phone screen, even Ling Fei was no exception.
a long time!
Monkey King: "Am I really ready to send it out?"
Queen Mother: "Monkey, you are angry. (Angry)"
Leader of Tongtian: "Damn it, you're so quick to lose your temper. Just staring at the screen of your phone makes your eyes hurt. (angry)"
Ling Fei was speechless. The monkey only talked about hair. After waiting for a long time, Mao didn't see it.
Monkey King: "I'm not going to lie to you, I'm really going to make it. (laughs evilly)"
King Yama: "Your Majesty, kick this monkey."
Clairvoyant: "Your Majesty, kick this monkey."
Wenquxingjun: "Your Majesty, kick this monkey."
After that, the screen started to flood, and everyone hated this kind of person who said nothing, causing everyone to stare nervously at the screen.
Just as everyone was swiping their screens, a glittering red envelope instantly appeared on the screen.
Ding, Monkey King sent a red envelope.
In order to grab the red envelope, Ling Fei didn't even dare to speak, just for fear of missing out. Now that he saw it, how could he let it go?
Without saying anything, he just clicked it with his thumb.
In 0.01 seconds, the red envelope was opened.
Got it?
Ling Fei's face lit up.
"Congratulations on grabbing a hair from the Monkey King, which has been stored in the treasure box."
Vellum?
Ling Fei was stunned at first, and then his face turned dark. Damn it, this monkey is so generous. Not only did he give out a red envelope, but he didn't even have a hair on his face.
The group immediately went crazy.
Leader of Tongtian Cult: "Damn it, this monkey only has one hair, and it's just hair. It's a waste of emotion."
Immortal Zhenyuan: "That's right, I thought it was a big red envelope. It's just a piece of hair. It's really true."
Tathagata Buddha: "Choose comparisons."
The Jade Emperor: "Strength is so great."
Monkey King: "Hahahahaha, King Bi's hand speed is really amazing, he must have always been a single dog, right?"
Roaring Sky Dog: "Monkey, what do you mean?"
Erlang Shen: "Monkey, do you want to stir up trouble?"
Ling Fei couldn't help it anymore: "Ahem, I just grabbed the hair, tsk, tsk, tsk, whoever wants it, I'll give it out."
After hearing Ling Fei's words, all the immortals in the crowd expressed their rejection.
Great Immortal, who cares about a hair?
Ling Fei opened the treasure box speechlessly, and saw an extra hair in the space of the treasure box. After Ling Fei clicked on it, he was a little confused.
I saw the mark on it: The Great Sage's hair (can be transformed into any form in the world at will, can be used repeatedly, validity: permanent!)
Damn it, Ling Fei got excited instantly. This is definitely a good thing, it’s even more awesome than Roaring Sky Dog’s hair!
It can change into any form in the world at will. Does this sentence mean that this hair can also become another Ling Fei?
And it can still be used repeatedly, which is awesome.
If you become Ling Fei today and an inflatable doll tomorrow, then you will be extremely happy!
Ling Fei, who was so excited, didn't notice at all the gloomy face of Liu Ruohan beside him, as if he was about to drip.
"What are you doing?" Liu Ruohan asked coldly.
"Grab the red envelope."
Liu Ruohan's eyes darkened when he heard this, as if he hadn't even taken a breath. "Your sister, your aunt, such a beautiful woman, would go out to eat with you. If it were anyone else, I'm afraid she'd be staring at you all the time. It's better for you, okay?"
Do you have time to grab red envelopes?
Liu Ruohan suppressed the anger in her heart and revealed a cold smile: "Is it fun?"
"It's fun, it's fun." Ling Fei didn't notice Liu Ruohan's tone at all.
"Snapped!"
Liu Ruohan slapped the table and stood up: "Ling, if you keep snatching it away, believe it or not, grandma, I will kill you right now."
After finishing speaking, Liu Ruohan's beautiful eyes glanced between Ling Fei's legs, and the meaning was self-evident.
After noticing Liu Ruohan's gaze, Ling Fei instantly felt the coolness between his legs, and there was a faint sadness...
He unconsciously crossed his legs, swallowed, and asked with some fear: "What's wrong with you?"
"What's wrong with me?" Liu Ruohan gasped heavily: "My aunt called you out today to talk about business, not to come and grab a red envelope from you."
"Uh." Ling Fei trembled in his heart, silently put away his phone, and looked at Liu Ruohan with an innocent face.
Just when Ling Fei didn't know what to say, the door was pushed open, and he saw five waiters carrying dishes in their hands, and they walked in in an orderly manner under the leadership of the lobby manager Lao Lin.
Ling Fei breathed a sigh of relief and called out to his relatives...
Chapter completed!