The second time, Dongfang swings a sword from the palace with hatred!
Ren Woxing practiced "Star Absorbing **", and then sucked old man Xuanliang dry (it's just that history is difficult to know, which kind of "sucking" method it was), so from then on, on the Blackwood Cliff, Ren Woxing
Ascend to the position of leader of the divine religion!
As for the undefeated East——
The "New Oriental Martial Arts Gym" he ran was smashed; the only woman he found for his bridal chamber was "Ruhua"; his friend Xiang Wentian was charged with "promoting superstitious ideas" and was arrested. There is a song to prove it: Xiang Wentian asks the earth, or is it superstitious?
Ask fate...
Dongfang Bubai was confused.
On this day, he came to the edge of Heimu Cliff alone and stared at the stars in the sky, dazed.
Dongfang Bubai thought to himself that if a shooting star passed by, he would definitely make a wish to imprison Ren Woxing in a place where he could not see the sun...
At the right time, a stream of light flashed——
Dongfang was overjoyed. Just as he was about to make a wish, he felt a pain in his forehead and was knocked to the ground!
"I'll wipe it! Who threw the chamber pot at me?"
Dongfang Bubai picked up a pot-shaped utensil and was furious!
At this time, a wisp of mist floated out of the pot, and Dongfang Bubai quickly threw down the chamber pot and covered his nose.
The mist floating out of the chamber pot flew higher and higher, and turned into a giant!
Dongfang Bubai’s eyes lit up!
"Are you—are you Aladdin's lamp?!"
The giant nodded: "Yes, the child who picked up the magic lamp, I can grant you three wishes..."
Dongfang Bubai was ecstatic: "It's amazing!"
The giant nodded.
Then a six-vein divine sword exploded Dongfang Bubai's lower body!
Dongfang Bubai fell down, clamped his legs, and trembled in pain: "That's not what I meant...Give me your ***!"
The giant nodded.
As a second wish, it then handed over an object twenty centimeters long...
Dongfang Bubai took it, looked down, then raised his head blankly, looking at the giant: "Cao Nima b..."
The giant finally did not nod this time: "I don't have a mother..." he hesitated, "Child who picked up the magic lamp, you can, you can choose to change your wish - oh, this is all my fault!
To make up for it, you can get an extra wish..."
Dongfang Bubai was in pain and excited when he heard this!
In order to avoid any ambiguity, he pointed at his lower body and said loudly: "Restore my vagina to the state it was in when you first saw me!"
The giant nodded.
Dongfang Bubai's whole body was shaken. He put his hand into his crotch and pinched it. A familiar pain in his balls suddenly arose, and his face was filled with excitement.
Resisting the urge to shout "It's a blast!", Dongfang Bubai looked at the giant seriously and rigorously stated his last wish - "The reason why Ren Woxing became the leader is because his martial arts are better than mine."
!So, please give me a magical secret book that can make my martial arts surpass Ren Woxing in a short period of time!"
The fourth wish was spoken.
Dongfang Bubai looked at the giant with hope.
The giant nodded, waved his hand, grabbed a secret book from somewhere, and threw it into Dongfang Bubai's hands!
"Okay, the kid who picked up the magic lamp is so stupid..."
Then he grabbed the magic lamp and flew into the night sky!
Dongfang Bubai no longer cared about this. His eyes were full of secret books. Before the giant disappeared, he excitedly opened the first page of the book called "Sunflower Book" - "If you want to practice magical skills, you must first
From the palace..."
"I'm so stupid..."
Dongfang Bubai sluggishly raised his head and looked at the empty night sky...
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PS: There was a girl urging me to update this morning.
I explained to her: This update is like plowing a field. If you want cattle to plow the land well, they must be fed with grass. For writers, this "grass" means collection, recommendation, leaving a message, likes, and rewards.
...
The girl retorted: You are not a cow either!
Zhi Xiaoxiao sighed: You didn’t even give me any grass...
PS1: Readers, please don’t scold me!! There was originally an update in the morning, but I was scolded by a girl as a rogue, and I have been confused to this day...
Chapter completed!