Chapter 15: Slogans
The grass is growing, the orioles are flying in the clouds, and Bu Xing is eating pig intestines. Yes, today is the day of assessment in the recruit camp. But all the animals in the third class are watching Yang Bu Xing finish the last section of pig intestines.
Why did such a bizarre plot happen? The matter goes back to half an hour after the class meeting last night...
"Yang Buxu, did you hear that? Our squad leader said that as long as we grasp the live ammunition shooting process, we have a high chance of cutting down the red flag that symbolizes first place.
Military Advisor Lao Yao has already calculated that the scores of the rest of the third class are not much different from those of the second class. The most critical ones are Ma Gou Sheng and Lin Zhan.
You can basically maintain 90 for ten bullets now. As long as you maintain it tomorrow, I will buy you whatever you want to eat. If you can't buy it, we will ask the cooking class to help with it. If you can, please tell me..."
Wang Jianjun explained the stakes in great detail.
"I want to eat pig intestines..."
"Buy! Isn't it just pig intestines... pig... pig, your sister, where can I find pig intestines for you at this time..."
Yang Buxian was just joking. It couldn't be easier to maintain a score of 90 rings tomorrow.
I thought things would just go away like this, but what I didn't expect was that when I went to the cafeteria to eat in the morning, the cooking squad leader actually added a large piece of braised pig intestines to his big basin.
"Military advisor, is that you?"
"It's not me. How could I have such ability?"
"Gun God... you..."
"Not me either."
"You don't need to look at me, do you think it's possible? It's definitely not Dai Gang. When I got up last night, this guy slept harder than me."
Wang Jianjun quickly denied it.
"You don't have to guess. If it weren't for the sake of platoon leader Zhou, who would have had the time to get up at 4 o'clock and make stewed pig intestines for you brats? Come on, everyone has it. Your squad leader hasn't been here all night
Sleep on the food bought from the slaughterhouse, kill the pigs at 3 o'clock, and knock on my door before 4 o'clock. If you brats don't get good grades today, then your conscience will really be eaten by dogs."
The cooking squad leader held a large plate filled with sliced braised pig intestines. While adding vegetables to these people, he told them the situation.
"Old Yao, I'm so touched, what should I do..."
"What should I do? Hurry up and eat! It's not just a trick you made..."
No surprise, Yang Buxian was hit on the back of the head again...
"You're not hungry, hurry up! The rally call has been blown! You can still run if you eat more."
Because it was Lao Ban's wish, Yang Buxing refused to waste any of it. The others really couldn't eat it, so he had to rely on him to destroy the remaining pig intestines, so the previous scene happened.
"Quick, quick, quick... They are all out. If you listen to the military song, it's like a wild cat behind the mountain having an affair in the middle of the night. At this level, no one except Li Quan's second shift can escape."
"Old Yao, we also need to complete the song. Since we have to take first place in the assessment, then this song must also take first place. Think about it quickly, apart from the usual songs, is there another one that is shocking enough to impress people!
"
Yang Buxian swallowed the last portion of his large intestine and made this very constructive suggestion.
"Yes! Ah... this person is my mother... ah, this person is my mother... this person gave me life... gave me a family... this song will definitely wow everyone!"
"I'll beat you to death! What a bad idea. You think it's a funeral and you're singing this!"
Sure enough, the brain of this 98 intermittent lag system with 125MB of memory is definitely ready for a beating.
"Ma Songhua, get out of here, don't act blindly. What an IQ!"
"Old Yao, there are only a few military songs that I have sung over and over again. And there is nothing new at all. How about shouting slogans instead?"
Yang was not hungry and suggested again with his lips twitching.
"That's right, that's right! My little comrade's brain is very flexible. Please tell me what kind of slogan I should use. It should be domineering and flattering."
Ever since, ten people's heads bumped together and they were chattering...
Today's training ground indeed had the chilling atmosphere unique to the military camp. Standing on the high platform was the company commander Chen Jingshan. The regiment political commissar Xu Zhengwen and the reconnaissance company commander Tie Kang also came to join in the fun. Standing beside them were the platoon commander Zhou Bo and the second platoon commander.
Xu Xing, and third platoon leader Li Quan. Hesitation was the squad leader who also served as the platoon leader, so he did not lead the team in the audience.
"Old Yao, look, it's coming out!"
Yang Buxu and the others hid upstairs in the dormitory and looked down at the excitement.
“Unity is strength…Unity is strength…
The best ones to steal the spotlight are the third row and the second class. As soon as they step out of the dormitory, they are the first to sing the war song. What is this called? This is called taking the lead! Look, Lin Zhan and Ma Gou Sheng are holding their chests high, and their steps are so loud that they are pounding.
"Hang, I'm afraid the honor guard of the three armed forces is only at this level."
At this time, the other two squads of the third platoon were also singing to the training ground under the leadership of their respective squad leaders. The assessment had not yet begun, and this "fighting song" was indeed the "vanguard".
"Fortunately, we had the foresight to sing these few songs over and over again, and it really didn't do anything except make our voices hoarse."
"As expected, the military advisor has planned the strategy well, and everything is subject to the military advisor's arrangements."
"You're welcome...you're welcome..."
In less than 15 minutes, almost everyone in the recruit camp, except for the third team, was already at the training ground. At this time, the entire training ground was like a hodgepodge, and the scene was called "chaos." I don't mean that the team was in chaos.
But the singing was chaotic. Just as the military song of this class started to start, the class over there used another song to suppress the opponent. But before they could sing more than two lines, another new song started.
Come in horizontally and act as a stirrer.
The "battle" continues to this day, and the second squad, which was originally like a fighter among roosters, is inevitably being slaughtered.
"Yes, this is the smell of gunpowder. Such a soldier is a roaring soldier!"
I have to say that even Xu Zhengwen, political commissar of the regiment, nodded with satisfaction at this scene.
"Is everyone here?"
"Everyone in the second row is ready."
"The third platoon is here too."
"It seems like the third shift hasn't arrived yet?"
Zhou Bo's face suddenly turned livid when he discovered this situation. Xu Zhengwen, the political commissar of the regiment next to him, also looked over.
Just when Chen Jingshan was about to speak, waves of domineering slogans came from the distance and quickly overwhelmed the entire audience!
"Leader Zhou Bo...Wen Chengwu De...for thousands of years...unify the world..."
Is it domineering? Absolutely domineering! Is it flattering? Is there anything more flattering than the slogans of Jin Yong’s subordinates?
What does it mean to crush everything? This is crushing everything! All the singing stopped, because suddenly there was really no more awesome slogan to counterattack than this.
"Ha...this...this group of boys is interesting. They are not afraid of deceit, and they actually thought of such a thing. And it is the finale, and the timing is so good. The young people really have fantastic ideas. I think the next test will definitely be very...
interesting."
Chen Jingshan ignored Xu Zhengwen's gloomy expression and continued to laugh and praise himself.
Compared to Xu Zhengwen's dark face and Captain Chen's smiling face, Zhou Bo was really in a red face at this time. He had always known that the monkeys in Class 3 were more capable of mischief, but he never expected that they would behave so mischievously.
"Zhou Bo, I think this trick will definitely not escape the plan of Yao Bing in your class. I heard that he is also the military advisor of your third class?"
Tie Kang saw that his soldiers were embarrassed, so he deliberately changed the topic to relieve him.
"I don't know who is the mastermind behind this, but this slogan is definitely the brainchild of Yang Buxuan. He just lent me a whole set of Jin Yong's novels some time ago."
Chen Jingshan said with a smile without thinking.
"Nonsense, this is a military camp. This Yang Buxu is too outrageous."
After Xu Zhengwen said this, everyone had no choice but to stop talking for the time being.
The confrontation on the stage was as interesting as the one off the stage. The outstanding third class saw that everyone around them stopped singing, so they stopped chanting.
The second class, who were already unconvinced, saw the momentary silence and thought they had an opportunity. Under the leadership of Lin Zhan, they started to roar.
Before the song "Three Major Disciplines and Eight Points of Attention" could be sung, it was stabbed back by Qianqiu Wanzai, a unified world.
Looking at Lin Zhan's face that turned the color of pig's liver, Yang Buxian felt so happy that he couldn't describe it. Next, not only the second class, but also the class leader who couldn't think of singing, the third class's phrase unified the world.
It can definitely drive people crazy.
Undoubtedly, a crow suddenly appeared among the larks, and the entertainment atmosphere of the harmonious society was completely destroyed. In the end, Company Commander Chen couldn't stand it anymore, so he had to call it quits. The key is to shout from Dai Gang's pockmarked face
The slogans that came out were really scary, as if "A Bao" was on his body.
As a result, this time the "Battle Song" defense battle, supervised by Comrade Yang Buxu, directed by Comrade Yao Bing, and headed by Comrade Dai Gang, achieved a historic victory...
The first highlight of the recruit assessment is of course the obstacle course. When Tie Kang saw the wooden wall on the training ground, he naturally thought of the feat of a guy who threw people from in front of the wooden wall into a mud pit behind the wooden wall.
Each class has only one chance to participate in this obstacle course. The shortest time in compliance with the rules will be a full score of 10 points and 1 point will be deducted for every second. Lots will be drawn to determine the order of entry.
Being the first to appear will always have an advantage. After all, the psychological burden is not so heavy and it basically won't affect your performance.
However, Lady Luck is really like Lin Zhan's child bride, and as expected, they were chosen to appear first. But Zhang Xiaofan, who went to draw lots on behalf of Class 3, was chosen third, which is neither good nor bad.
The obstacle course was uneventful. Class 2 got 10 points without any trouble. However, Class 3 with Yang Buxuan was in second place with a slight gap of 9.8 points. In fact, the gap is not particularly big in this event.
, after all, it is something that needs to be done every day. The assessment is just about doing the things you do every day over again.
Including the third class, there are three classes that are tied for second place. The rest are only 0.1 or 0.2 points apart, but this slight gap makes the second class where Lin Zhan is located start to scream.
Chapter completed!