Weird elf.

It's really a no-brainer.

At this moment, I just felt like I was about to pee.

Knocked hard on the door again: "Yao Yao, if you don't come out, I will open the flood gate to release the flood... By then, the flood will rush into the Dragon King Temple, so don't blame me..."

At this time, Ye Yao made a sound from inside the house.

I can do things that others can't do.

I dare to do things that others dare not do!

Ye Yao was afraid that I really peed on the door in a parabola, so she immediately walked out of the toilet without hesitation.

There was no time to explain, so he hurriedly rushed into the toilet.

It feels so good to open the floodgates to release floods...

Just now, I almost burst my bladder.

After being relieved, it took a while before I walked out of the toilet.

This little girl was actually sitting on the sofa dignifiedly and elegantly, pretending to read a magazine.

However, the magazine was actually taken down by her.

At first glance, it seems that this little girl is just pretending.

Not only did he hold the magazine in his hand upside down, but he looked at the magazine that even a ghost could not understand. It seemed like he was pretending.

Xiao Nizi must be a little angry because of what happened just now.

When she saw me coming out, she ignored me and continued to focus on reading.

I think it still needs some explanation.

I didn't mean to take advantage of her just now, nor did I want to do anything to her.

I just want to go to the toilet.

I sat down next to her and explained: "Ah... Yaoyao, you... don't misunderstand me, I... I really didn't mean it just now. Don't misunderstand me."

She pretended not to hear anything and still looked at the overturned magazine.

I know Ye Yao is very conservative, but I

I don’t want it to be too green either.

It's really embarrassing. Don't let it go.

I was a little speechless myself.

I didn't expect that such an embarrassing thing would happen, so I shook my head helplessly.

Her reaction made me feel like a rapist.

Xiao Nizi ignored me, which was a little embarrassing.

When conflicts arise between lovers, a cold war is the most terrifying thing.

No verbal communication will only make the situation worse.

Because only talking and communication can solve things.

There was no other way, she didn't speak, so I had to think of ways to get her to speak.

So what to do?

After thinking about it, a good idea began to line up in my mind.

Suddenly, I saw some apples on the living room table.

I thought of a way to attract her.

He picked up an apple and tied it with a thin string. He held the thin string in one hand and started to swing the apple with the other hand.

I repeated the movements in my hands over and over again, having a great time.

That little girl seemed bored and indifferent.

I continued to play with the apple.

For a moment, the disdain without clothes on Ye Yao's face was not concealed at all.

Still the kind of contempt in capital letters!!!

Really, people want face and trees want bark.

If a tree doesn't want its bark, it will surely die; if a person doesn't have any shame, it will be invincible.

The me in front of me, wearing an expensive suit on my upper body, looks like a gentleman, gentle and elegant, but in fact, I am just like the bark of a human tree.

There is nothing she can do when she encounters an invincible team like mine.

Xiao Nizi just peeked a few times and saw me playing with the apple, but didn't say anything.

Hey, I still don’t believe this is evil.

She ignored me, so I had no choice but to approach her shamelessly.

This time, I simply took the apple and waved it in front of her eyes.

The trick of pretending to read was planned, Ye Yao said coldly: "What are you doing?"

ah……

Finally he was willing to speak.

I quickly said with a playful smile: "The world is so wonderful, but you are so irritable, it's not good... it's not good... Come, come, relax, relax... I just relaxed a few times and I feel biutiful."

Ye Yao looked surprised.

I put down the book in my hand and thought: There is nothing wrong with this thing, right?

Hanging an apple in front of your eyes and then swinging it a few times can... also help you relax?

Isn't this hypnotic? How can I relax?

Ye Yao looked confused.

She didn't seem to feel that way at all.

"Kid, do you have a lot of questions?"

I imitated Jay Chou's funny tone and asked.

"Pfft..."

As soon as she finished speaking, the little girl couldn't help laughing.

I thought: You are a funny boy sent by the monkey...

Seeing that Xiao Nizi's mood turned from gloomy to clear, I felt relieved.

Then, I pointed at the apple calmly and said sanctimoniously: "Look... what is this?"

Ye Yao rolled her eyes at me, I am not a child, I must know him...

Originally she didn't want to pay attention to me.

However, looking at my playful and smiling face, it seemed a bit unbearable.

What happened just now is really not my fault, it was just that I had an urgent need to urinate.

She said angrily: "This is an apple. What's wrong?"

I stood up, hung the apple in front of her eyes, kept a little distance, and said, "Pull the apple in front of you."

Ye Yao didn't know what I wanted to do, but she still did it.

He gently pulled the apple to his eyes.

I said again: "Let go!"

Ye Yao loosened his hand slightly.

The apple swayed slightly in front of her eyes, but it could never touch her face.
Chapter completed!