Chapter 4 She's here, she's here, and she's here(1/2)
After a while, the alcohol seemed to blend into the blood and gradually started to hit my head.
I just felt dizzy and dizzy. For a moment, I felt that my bladder was about to burst, so I hurriedly went out to use the toilet.
A few minutes later, I wandered in, stammering, looking at Lin Kun on the bed, and said in a daze: "Gun'er, is our house haunted?"
Lin Kun was speechless and thought to himself: I came back from this guy and kept talking about ghosts. I dare not live with ghosts tonight. He immediately cooperated angrily: "How do you know?"
I burped, and the strong smell of alcohol, coupled with the smell of eggs, was so sour and refreshing: "When I just went to the toilet, as soon as I opened the toilet door, guess what? That light,
It, it lit up by itself. As soon as I came out, hey... it went out by itself. Stick, it scared the baby to death..."
Things turned out to be so evil.
I just felt that after I bumped into the female ghost in red, everything became evil.
Now, I feel panic inside.
Hearing this, Lin Kun was quite speechless. He rolled his eyes ruthlessly and said, "Do you still feel a gust of wind blowing..."
Immediately, I nodded heavily, stretched out my hand and gestured in front of my chest: "Yes... a gust of cold wind... it's chilly..."
Grandpa once said that when ghosts walk, they will bring up evil winds.
I was so scared.
In an instant, Lin Kun couldn't help but ran away: "You melon boy, you went into the refrigerator again and said, did you pee in the kitchen again? You are a fairy."
Obviously, this doesn't seem to be the first time this has happened.
I giggled and scratched my head in embarrassment. It seemed that I was really drunk.
It turns out that I used the kitchen as a toilet.
However, the next second, the expression on my face completely stiffened, just like when you were having a fight with your classmates in high school and suddenly the class teacher stood next to you.
Outside the window, I saw that beautiful, frozen face again, which looked very much like the head teacher outside the window in high school. That death stare instantly made me feel alert.
The female ghost in red finally chased her.
He immediately picked up the dance props Zhenjian bought from the street stall on the table, handed the small bronze dagger to Lin Kun, and said with a serious expression: "Here, take it."
Lin Kun looked confused, what kind of trouble was he going to make? It's already half past one in the middle of the night, and he's still drunk and crazy? He said reluctantly: "What are you doing?"
I said extremely nervously: "Female ghost, female ghost in red, she's here, she's here, she's here as soon as she steps on the auspicious clouds. She's right outside the window."
Lin Kun was nervous for a moment and couldn't help but slowly look towards the window.
There was nothing outside the window, no one was around.
He felt that I was really drunk: "Where is the female ghost? Oh, Ah Chen, stop making trouble, it's late at night, go to bed quickly."
Although I drank a little too much, I was not drunk yet.
Just now, just now, I was absolutely right, I took a short dagger and forced it into his hand, and said seriously: "She is really here, oops, there is no time to explain, hurry up, take it."
Lin Kun held the dagger helplessly and said listlessly: "Brother, you gave me the weapon, what did you take?"
I chuckled and said, "Oh, I can do whatever I want."
"Keng..."
He decisively picked up the oversized and wide sword that Zhenmi bought and held it horizontally in his hand.
For a moment, Lin Kun looked at the oversized giant sword in my hand in surprise, and then silently looked at the short dagger in his hand, his brows furrowed into a figure-eight shape.
You, you call this casual??
I just want to say: Children, do you have a lot of question marks?
The two of us immediately raised our swords and rushed out of the room, as if a mouse was looking for a cat in the street.
Zhenjian, who was sleeping in the room next to him, was awakened by the noise. He opened his eyes sleepily, bored, looking at the two of us as if we were mentally retarded, and said lazily: "You two are up so late in the night.
What kind of dance are people doing there?"
In order to dance with me, Zhenjian bought this prop from a street stall.
Lin Kun said with a depressed look: "I said I was forced, do you believe it?"
I held the giant sword in my hand and searched for it, but found nothing unusual. I thought, maybe the female ghost was afraid of the weapon in my hand, or maybe she was afraid of my eight-pack chest, so she ran away in fear.
After struggling for a long time, I finally went back to the house to sleep.
Before I even laid down on the bed, oh la, I almost threw up.
I couldn't help it anymore. I was drunk with alcohol. I covered my mouth and hurriedly ran towards the toilet.
Then there was the sound of vomiting in the toilet, and I lay on the toilet, almost vomiting my stomach out. After that, I didn’t know what happened, it seemed like I was in pieces.
the next morning,
Lin Kun was sleeping on the bed, snoring like thunder, and Zhen Jian in the next room didn't sleep well last night. He wanted to get out of bed so early in the morning, but he snored like thunder and had no intention of sleeping. He couldn't stand it anymore.
, immediately got up angrily and rushed into the room.
"Ah Chen, do you dare to snore a little louder? It's like thunder..."
However, as soon as I entered the room, I was shocked by the scene in front of me. A pungent smell of alcoholic vomiting came out. I saw that I was not sleeping on the bed, but was unconscious without taking off my clothes.
Lying on top of the toilet, he fell asleep soundly.
This scene made him dumbfounded. He thought to himself: He knelt down in the qualifying match last night and was scolded by primary school students. He must have been in a bad mood to go to the bar.
Zhenjian shook his head slightly and complained angrily: "This is how much I drank. I can't sleep because of the torment. Then I will torment you to the point where you can't sleep well. See how I punish you."
Suddenly, bad ideas began to line up in his mind. Zhen Jian rolled his eyes slightly and glanced at the washing cup on the dressing table. In an instant, he had an idea and quietly removed the washing cup.
He put it in the toilet and slipped out like a thief.
About half past seven in the morning.
I opened my eyes hazy, bleary-eyed. I vaguely saw a cup in the toilet. Go, is this so strange?
Hey, why does this cup look so familiar? Isn’t this the cup I use to brush my teeth?
No, I must have opened it the wrong way.
I closed my eyes and opened them again. The cup for washing was still lying quietly in the toilet, neither far nor near, neither trivial nor trivial.
I'll go, what's going on?
After coming back from the bar last night, I didn't seem to brush my teeth. What happened?
There is also the female ghost. It seems that she has not appeared since the operation with Lin Kun.
I don't know what happened next.
I gently patted my head, which was a little swollen and painful. It seemed that I drank too much last night and could not remember anything. However, there were only Lin Kun and I in this room, and Zhen met three people. I think they should know.
.
So he walked out feeling a little unhappy.
Lin Kun didn't know why he was there. He wasn't at home. It seemed that he went out to pick up girls.
Na Zhenjian happened to be sitting on the sofa in the living room, reading a book that even a ghost could not understand. The key was that it was upside down.
You can tell at a glance that it must be this guy's fault.
I immediately said angrily: "Zhenjian, that's too shameful, why did you put my cup in the toilet?"
Hearing this, the corner of Zhenjian's mouth unconsciously raised a sly arc, revealing an expression that said "My sword is your sword, your bitch is my bitch", and said lightly: "Oh, that's it.
, weren't you drunk yesterday? You were lying on the toilet, yelling, and clamoring for water. I saw you drank it with your hands.
, I’m so tired, I don’t feel sorry for you, so I’ll just hand you your cup!”
In an instant, I fell into despair. I covered my mouth with both hands and felt like vomiting! I ran into the toilet crazily and coughed violently again!
Damn it, this Zhenjian is really cheap.
Damn it, what is that? I shouldn’t have had sex last night, right?
Damn it! I'm drawing my sword. Damn it, I'm spinning my waist.
Once again, I lay on the toilet and coughed violently, wishing I could cough up my little liver! After a long time, the sound of dry coughing in the bathroom gradually stopped!
At this moment, my heart is broken! My mood is no longer beautiful, and my whole person is not good!
Zhenjian, on the other hand, was giggling non-stop in the hall! This kind of despicable laughter was even worse than that of Zeng Xiaoxian. In addition, he was holding an English magazine upside down that even a ghost could not understand.
At first glance, it was clear that he was responsible.
I walked out angrily: "Zhenjian, believe it or not, I will beat your father!"
Suddenly, Zhenjian was a little speechless. He knew that I was not a casual person, but when I was casual, I was no longer a human being. Once I become a rogue, I can say anything.
However, he was fearless. His father was now the big boss of the company, and he had several bodyguards around him. There was no chance at all. So he said calmly: "I don't believe it!"
Next, I slapped myself lightly in front of him! The smile on my face was mean, but it was meaningful.
Then she quietly slid towards him with her index and middle fingers together like a military salute, with sharp little eyes and an invincible expression of "My bitch is your bitch", provoking Zhenmi without any bottom line.
Only then did Zhenjian realize that he had been fooled, and that I had reversed the trick again, and said angrily: "You!"
To be continued...