When my grandfather was beating me, he accidentally spilled the wine in his hand, and then hit me hard on the head.

"I told you to talk too much, I told you to talk too much." While my grandfather was talking to me, he scratched my ears.

This is my father, the appraisal has been completed.

This time when I went home, I felt that my grandfather's temperament had changed drastically and he had become much more irritable. However, every time I was hit, I had no way to refute, so I had to accept it with a smile.

After grandpa arranged the steamed buns, incense, candles, wine bottles, and wine glasses.

He placed the three white-faced steamed buns flat on top of each other, took out three sticks to burn incense, bowed respectfully to the huge clay Buddha, inserted them into the ground half an inch in front of the buns, and took out two white candles.

, placed it on the left and right sides, and then, like magic, a yellow talisman was held in the sword's fingers, and it burned with a bang.

I just feel that this trick is very cool. If I learn it, I will have a skill to attract girls in the future. I secretly made up my mind to study hard with my grandpa in the future.

I lit the candles, lit the incense, opened the wine bottle, poured some wine into the wine glass, and then poured it evenly around the steamed buns.

Then he said seriously: "Kneel down and kowtow! Three bows!"

One is to worship the sky, the other is to worship the earth, and the third is to worship the gods.

Grandpa said before that when worshiping cow ghosts and snake gods, one must be pious and sincere.

Regardless of whether this clay Buddha is true or false, it cannot be blasphemed. I immediately followed my grandfather and knelt down without hesitation.

"I pray to heaven and let my son-in-law live in peace. Even if he is punished to become ugly, I will have no complaints..."

After hearing this, I felt quite depressed. I just wanted to say, Grandpa, there seems to be something wrong with your lines! Why are they different from those in the TV series? Don't you take an unusual path?

I am the grandson of the turtle, so you are not the grandpa turtle? I am the little turtle, and you are the old dirty turtle?

The bad old man even scolded himself when he got angry, but there was no one left.

The two kowtowed silently.

"Two thanks to Kuodi. My grandson often loses his soul and his IQ is not up to par. I beg you to be merciful and have mercy on this little calf."

Hearing this, my face turned green.

What does it mean that my IQ is not online?

Ah Xi, this bad old man, am I not your grandson anymore? I don’t want to trick my grandson like this.

I suspect I either picked it up on the side of the road or gave it away by charging my phone bill.

If I hadn't been unable to speak out at the critical moment, I would have wanted to talk about life with this bad old man.

Helpless, you are a grandpa, whatever you say is yours, as long as you are happy.

We kowtowed silently again.

"Three thanks, God bless you. Please don't bother me again. He is just an ordinary person on earth. He has no money, no appearance, no length, no ability, and no talent. Please give him a way to live.

Bar……"

Damn it, you are such a bad old man, you don’t want to trick your grandson like this.

Hearing this, my old face turned black and my head was covered with black lines.

Ahem, I think I need to introduce myself.

I am a pretty girl, loved by everyone, handsome, with a face as beautiful as a crown jewel, a hot little guy. Moreover, I don’t have much talent. Whenever I have some talent, I want to spread it out. If I am not careful, I will become

Talented.

He was such a handsome man with great grace and poetry, but in his eyes, he was nothing.

However, it was hard to say anything. I couldn't speak out and could only endure it.

After praying, grandpa burned three yellow talismans.

However, after the talisman fire burned out, nothing changed. After waiting quietly for a few seconds, Grandpa still made no move.

I'm really scared to stay here, and just want to leave as soon as possible. However, Grandpa didn't move, as if he was waiting for something.

The candle next to it was still burning steadily.

I thought as long as the candle didn't go out, I would

The crisis must be resolved.

I'm glad in my heart that there was no wind tonight.

The summer night is still a bit chilly, and under the dim candlelight, the clay Buddha feels scary no matter how you look at it.

It flashed and flashed, with a dark and deep color, adding a bit of a terrifying atmosphere.

No longer able to hold back the fear in his heart, he said weakly: "Grandpa, when...will we go home?"

Grandpa's eyes were fixed on the three sticks of burning incense.

"Don't be anxious. Do you see this burning incense? The three incense are used to measure bad luck. If they burn in parallel, it means that the danger has been eliminated. If two are short and one is long, or two are long and one is short, it means that there are three long and two short, and something will happen. At present, the situation is relatively stable.

.”

Up to now, the three incense sticks are still burning at the same height.

However, Grandpa still did not relax and was extremely nervous.

I thought to myself: Is this reliable?

"Grandpa, is this really as effective as you say?"

"That's a must..."

However, before Grandpa finished speaking, suddenly, the burning incense on both sides suddenly accelerated, obviously burning much faster than the one in the middle.

In just a few seconds, it burned half as much as the one in the middle.

I opened my mouth in shock. How could the same incense and the same material burn differently?

Even if there is a slight difference, the gap is not that big.

Quite unscientific.

Grandpa's face immediately changed drastically, and the veteran hand couldn't help but tremble slightly, and said in a low tone: "No, two short and one long, that is, three long and two short, it is a bad omen!"

I was about to collapse instantly.

Grandpa immediately said sternly: "Quick, take out the paper man you cut out."

My old hands were involuntarily excited, and they tremblingly stretched out towards the package I had prepared before arriving.

"empty?"

Where is my paper figurine?

Why is it missing?

I put it in my bag before coming here, why did it suddenly disappear?

At this moment, I screamed in panic.

"Grandpa, the paper man, the paper man, is gone..."

Then, grandpa stood up, slapped me hard, and shouted angrily: "Bastard, didn't I tell you to prepare? Ah?"

Seeing my grandpa roaring angrily, I was secretly shocked. I had never seen Master so angry before, and I felt a little nervous for a while.

It seems that the matter is very serious.

But I had definitely brought it with me, but why did it disappear inexplicably?

His mouth was trembling, and he stammered: "Grandpa, I really brought it with me, but I don't know why it disappeared."

The baby feels so miserable.

Grandpa suddenly became furious and almost ran away! Just when I was about to get angry, I opened my eyes incredulously and saw a young girl in red suddenly appeared under a big tree next to the clay Buddha.

!

At this moment, there was a storm in my heart.

Damn it, it's that female ghost.

Didn't grandpa say he used a guiding light to lure her away? Why did he find her so quickly?

I was about to pee with fright, and pointed at the girl in red tremblingly: "Grandpa, look!"

Seeing this, Grandpa immediately shouted: "No, she's here!"

Quickly, he picked up the black donkey hoof and the long sword behind his back.

He said to the female ghost in red: "If you want to take him away, I think it is your speed or my sword that is faster."

I saw grandpa swipe his sword.

Hurling directly across the two lit candles.

Cut it from the center of the fire.

two flames

The tip of the sword jumped for a while.
To be continued...