Chapter Thirteen: Accidental Popularity
Somehow the atmosphere at the dinner table was getting better and better. Team Wang looked like he was so serious that he actually told two cold jokes. Xiao Jie showed off even more, feeling that he was almost going to be somersaulted on the spot.
I stared at Xiao Jie and asked curiously: "Why are your eyes blue?" Xiao Jie blinked, "I knew you for so many days, and I thought you didn't plan to ask anymore. But since you asked sincerely, then..." Before he finished speaking, Team Wang pointed at him directly, "This kid was born with a pair of reincarnation eyes. At most, others had one, and he had one."
Xiao Jie smiled awkwardly, "Yes, it's the Rincarnation Eye." I said, "What is the Rincarnation Eye?" Wang took a look at me, "No, when I said this last time, others thought I was talking about cartoons with him. Simply put, it was the eyes of Hell Death. Is there any function? This kid didn't tell me."
Xiao Jie pointed to his eyes, "It's not that exaggerated. It's just a little higher than the so-called Yin-Yang Eyes, and I can't see through everything. Brother Tianyu, I can't see through it." Wang's expression was solemn, and Xiao Jie nodded, "I can't see through it, neither human nor ghost, nor monster elves, nor immortals and devils. Without souls, at least I can't see it."
Before I knew it, I actually chatted for more than three hours until the waiter of the hotel came in and urged me. Xiao Jie finished the account and said to us: "It's still early, why don't you go to my master's teahouse to sit for a while? Let's drink some water and chat for a while." Team Wang stood up and waved his hand, "I have a task in the afternoon, go there! You two will get together again if you have the chance." As he said, he walked up to me, "Don't be a security guard, come and be a public security officer with me! We will recruit assistant police in a few days. You come in first, handle a few major cases, make contributions, and then turn you into a formal policeman." Xiao Jie directly blocked in front of me, "Don't stop me, Brother Tianyu is the guardian of our school. I don't want to give it to you."
While the two were arguing, Xiao Jie's cell phone rang, he answered the phone and said a few words and hung up. Wang asked him what was wrong. He looked at me, "My master called me and said that last night, Taoist Master Lingxu of Wudang passed by our school and found that the demonic energy was soaring. After entering, he not only hadn't hit the monster, but also asked the other party to drink the things in the demon-refining pot. What's even more annoying is that the sword passed by his master was also broken. He went back to Wudang overnight to organize a group of people to come to take revenge, because his relationship with my master was pretty good, and he knew that I was studying here.
I'm studying at the school, please help me then." After saying that, he looked at me, "Brother Tianyu, you are the night security guard. We are making monsters in our school, don't you know?" I thought about it carefully, "Are the Taoist priest you said, is he wearing a Taoist robe with a small look on his waist and holding a heavy redwood gourd? The goatee, looking at it, he's drunk, and he's angry and wants to eat people?" Wang Captain patted Xiao Jie on the shoulder, "I've found this, but this matter is not my control, so I'll leave first." After saying that, he went out without looking back.
Xiao Jie looked me up and down and said to me excitedly: "Yes! Brother Tianyu, when did that bull-nosed Taoist suffer such a big loss? You don't know that person. He is so arrogant. He looks down on this person and looks down on this person, it should be!" After saying that, he suddenly clapped his hands, "Ah! I almost forgot the big thing. Brother Tianyu, do you still remember what you promised me a few days ago?" I thought about it, "Is it the matter that let Lin Yuerou's body temporarily live in my body? No problem."
Xiao Jie drove me with me and bought a lot of candles, incense, yellow paper, glutinous rice, red chopsticks, big porcelain bowls, and a big rooster. I was ready to go back to school. When I was about to go back to school, I called in. Xiao Jie answered the phone, and just a few seconds later, he stepped on the brakes, which almost hit the windshield of the car. Xiao Jie hung up the phone and said to me with a serious expression: "No, something happened to Yuerou." After that, he drove in the other direction.
Ten minutes later, the car was parked in the parking lot of the city hospital. Xiao Jie got out of the car and ran away. I chased after him. When I arrived at the third floor, I pushed open the door of a ward. I saw Lin Yuerou, who was lying on the hospital bed yesterday, turned pale today, and she was lying on the hospital bed.
Xiao Jie asked everyone in the ward to go out, and I stayed. His eyes were red, and a red light shot from his eyes to Lin Yuerou's forehead, and he clenched his fists, "Who did this? Why did Yuerou have only one soul and three spirits left?" He said nothing and opened Lin Yuerou's collar without caring about it. "What a powerful soul-retaining technique, I used the blood to protect my body, and I didn't even feel it after breaking such a big hole."
I asked him what to do next? He told me that Lin Yuerou was just a mortal, and she must have been to threaten her soul. Now she can only wait for the other party to come to her door, and she also said that this is better than being caught by the ghost gang.
Xiao Jie said that he had to find a way to change the life and death book first, and then go to find Lin Yuerou's remaining soul. He told me not to go back to school, go out to relax and see the world. The most important thing was to avoid some people in Wudang. Although I felt that I was not afraid of them, there was no need to break the relationship and find a suitable opportunity to go to Wudang Mountain to apologize. After saying this, Xiao Jie greeted Lin Yuerou's parents and drove away without stopping.
I left the hospital alone and had no place to go. Xiao Jie didn't let me go back to school, so I had to walk on the street.
In the evening, I entered a hotel. The waiter came over, "Hello, how many?" I looked behind me, "I'm the only one." The waiter smiled and put the menu in front of me, "Look at what do you eat?" I looked, "This page, there is another page." The waiter was about to write, and after hearing what I said, he stopped, "Do you have other friends?" I shook my head, "Is it just me." The other party suddenly realized, "Are you an online anchor? We already have an anchor who advertises us here."
I couldn't understand, "You mean I can't come here to eat?" The waiter seemed to be afraid of offending me, "No, of course not, but you ordered a little bit of these, and now you are promoting the CD-ROM campaign." I thought she was afraid that I would eat the king's meal, so she put the money on the table in advance, "Is these enough for ordering the dishes just now?" The waiter looked at me hesitantly, "Just press this?" I nodded.
After a while, a table of dishes was put up, and people around me started to take pictures of me with their cell phones, so I lowered my head to eat my meal.
While I was having a feast, someone knocked on my table. I looked up and saw that it was a fat man. "Brother, are you a newbie who just entered the industry? Didn't you ask before you came here? This is my territory. I have signed a contract with the owner of this store." As he said that, he looked around, "Are you a newbie? You are not fully equipped, which photographer is your?" I was confused and confused. A man next to him whispered to him a few words, and he nodded with a smile.
He turned around and photographed him with his mobile phone and said, "Today I met someone who came to challenge me. When did I ever fear this? I started to do it." After that, he walked to me and said, "Brother, since you can eat so much, let's compete?" I looked at the table and felt that the fat man wanted to eat these things. I was kind and kind, "I'm almost full, you can do whatever you want!" The fat man reached out to another man and said, "Boss, clear the two big tables, I will pay for all the food he ate today." The people around him cheered with their mobile phones, wondering what they were celebrating?
I was invited to another table. This time the dishes were served more than I ordered, and most of them were peppers. It turned out that he was going to treat me to a meal. It seemed that I was wrongly blamed him. The owner of the restaurant walked to us, took out a stack of banknotes, and said to the onlookers: "Whoever finishes the food on this table first today, I will not only reward 10,000 yuan in cash, but this person can also go to any brand franchise store under my life to eat anything for free. Everyone on the scene and the audience in the live broadcast room will give me a witness, let us witness the emergence of the big eater." The people at the scene shouted again, and the fat man at the next table was already sweating on his forehead.
A beautiful waiter took out a timer and placed it in front of our tables. He called out the timing and started. The fat man grabbed it and ate it. The person next to him put it over, but many things were basically thrown aside. It was so wasteful.
I ate as usual. A waiter next to me told me that the soup had to be drunk. I picked up the boiling soup full of oil and pepper and drank it all, and there were screams and applauses around me. The fat man looked at me, put down the chopsticks in his hand, and let out a scream, and a rotten smell spread all over the floor. Everyone pinched their noses and ran out. The fat man couldn't stop vomiting, and finally all the bile came out. Finally, he called an ambulance. Four or five doctors held back the bad smell and lifted the fat man out. He had less air intake and more air, which was probably a bad luck.
The boss took the cash to me, "Welcome to be a lifelong member of our store." As soon as I stood up, the flash was lit up constantly, "Do you just come to your store in the future and eat whatever you want, and don't ask me for money?" The boss nodded, "Of course, as long as my store does not go bankrupt, you will come over and eat as much as you want. But you also have to promote my store on the live broadcast platform." I nodded in agreement.
As soon as I walked out of the hotel, a group of people gathered to take photos with me and took photos. I came without rejecting everyone, and then two handsome guys came over, one of them pulled my sleeves, "Teacher, we are a professional agent for internet celebrities. After this battle, you are definitely a first-line internet celebrity in the food industry. How about giving us two brothers a chance? How about we get rich together?" Although I don't know what the other party means, I don't think they have any malicious intentions, especially the word "get rich". I agreed to it.
The two of them said this was not a place to talk, and then drove me into a very ordinary community. Before I could ask, the young man in the co-pilot said to me: "Teacher, our company is still in the entrepreneurial stage and can't afford to rent an office building. When you become very popular in the future, we must rent a decent office location." This time I understood a rough idea. They are not good yet, but after I come, they will do it and still praise me. In this society, being able to eat has become a skill to make a lot of money.
They took me to the second floor and opened the door. One of the guys turned on the light, "Teacher, please sit in the place first, I will call our manager." After that, he took out his mobile phone and broadcast a number. I looked around. There were three writing desks in the small living room. Each table was squatting with a computer and a telephone. Next to the table was a floor-standing print and copy machine. A sofa and a coffee table were placed in the restaurant. I sat on the sofa first. The two bedrooms were locked with doors, and I didn't know what it was for.
Chapter completed!