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Chapter 96 Magical Robot

Time flies so fast, and in the blink of an eye, more than half a month has passed since Xihe Technology’s solid-state lithium-ion battery launch conference.

On the Internet, news about Xihe Technology, new batteries, and Zhang Zhai gradually subsided and became dull.

People's daily focus has returned to entertainment and gossip.

After all, no news can continue to be popular. Ordinary people still like to focus on news such as celebrity cheating, coming out, cuckolding, etc.

However, suddenly there was a moment when someone asked a question.

Zhang Zhai, where have you been?

This question suddenly made many people realize, yes, where did Zhang Zhai go?

How come no one knows about it?

In the past half month, Zhang Zhai has seemed to have disappeared from the world. He has not given any interviews, conducted any live broadcasts, and not even any new information about him has been circulated on the Internet.

If someone still discusses it from time to time, I'm afraid they have forgotten that this person exists.

It may be hard to imagine that the person who caused a stir on the Internet half a month ago would actually have no new news coming out in the next half month.

No one knows what he is doing now, and even if they want to know, there is no way to know.

In today's world of rapid information development, it is simply unimaginable that a celebrity can disappear without a trace on the Internet without any trace.

So, what happened?

What is Zhang Zhai doing again?

Northwest desert, Gobi beach.

In a room with no sunlight, there is a bed and some cutting-edge research equipment.

Although there was no sunlight, the two fluorescent lamps on the top of the room illuminated the entire room as brightly as daylight under the scorching sun.

Zhang Zhai, who had not appeared on the Internet for a long time, was sitting beside the bed with an indescribably complicated expression on his face.

Helpless? Funny? Speechless? Dumbfounded?

All these emotions are present.

He rubbed his aching forehead and looked at the thing at his feet. He felt like he had a headache, a toothache, a heartache, and a pain in his heart.

Such a thing is just a joke, and it is simply a shame in his scientific research career!

Following Zhang Zhai's gaze, at his feet, there was a "mechanical structure 40 centimeters high, 20 centimeters wide, and 30 centimeters long!"

Under its chassis are two oval-shaped tracks. On the chassis is a humanoid structure from the waist up, with hands, a head, and two big eyes on the head, which looks cute.

This looks like a crawler robot, no! Zhang Zhai will never admit that this is a robot.

He looked at his two cute big eyes that kept moving, looking up and down at himself.

Zhang Zhai felt inexplicably sad and angry!

Shame! Shame!

No matter from the perspective of industrial design or artistic design, such a design with two tracks and a body cannot be considered beautiful!

That square head painted with yellow paint makes people feel very funny.

"Dad, dad, you are my dad!" A waxy lolita voice came from the mouth of the crawler robot.

"I'm not your dad! Don't call me dad!" Zhang Zhai couldn't help but cover his face when he looked at its dangling cube head.

My artistic cells must have been eaten by dogs.

How could such a thing be designed?

OMG!

"Oh⊙?⊙! My son! You are my son!"

"Fuck your sister!"

Zhang Zhai kicked it and knocked the piece of shit away.

"How did I come up with a thing like yours?"

Zhang Zhai was furious. He had been in this room for half a month, and this was the first robot he had made.

He also gave it a name, "Aite"

"Father, isn't Aite's look pretty good-looking?"

A1 got out and said.

Zhang Zhai looked at A1 and twitched the corner of his mouth, "Do you think this thing is good-looking? A1, I think your sense of aesthetics may be distorted."

Zhang Zhai turned around and saw that Aite had fallen to the ground on his side and could not get up. The tracks kept spinning there.

"Oops! I can't get up, I can't get up, baby, baby, come and help your mother!" The waxy Lolita said such words, making people really... want to kill it.

It’s all there!

Zhang Zhai gritted his teeth and said, "It seems that we have to dismantle it and start over!"

"Kaka!" Zhang Zhai stood up, pinched his fingers together, showed a dangerous smile, and approached Aite.

"Father, impulsiveness is the devil! You should test Aite's performance first." A1 quickly advised.

"Huh... OK!" Zhang Zhai resisted the urge to punch Aite to pieces and straightened Aite upright.

"Thank you for smashing, thank you for smashing!" Aite rolled his big eyes.

The veins on Zhang Zhai's forehead bulged, he gritted his teeth and a few words popped out of his mouth.

"Go, Aite, get me a glass of water, I want to quell the fire!"

"Okay, smash it!"

Aite rolled the tracks and made a circle, then found the direction of the water dispenser and rolled over.

When it arrived at the water dispenser, it stretched out its robotic arm that was longer than its entire body, steadily opened the water dispenser, took out a paper cup, took a glass of water, and used its other robotic arm to close the water dispenser.

"Kakaka..."

Aite carried the water and walked back calmly.

He stopped at Zhang Zhai's feet and stretched out his arms.

Zhang Zhai also stretched out his hand to receive the water glass.

"Wow!"

Aite tilted his hand and poured the water directly on Zhang Zhai's body, or his crotch to be precise!

"Er smash, let me calm the fire for you!"

"Aite! If I don't fucking tear you down today, I won't believe Zhang!" Zhang Zhai suddenly became furious and stood up.

"Father, impulse is the devil." A1 advised.

"A1, don't stop me! I will kill him today." Zhang Zhai couldn't care less about this.

"Oh, Ersha is going to hit someone, Ersha is going to hit someone!"

Aite's tracks rotated very fast and he jumped out immediately.

"Aite, stop right here!"

Zhang Zhai chased after Aite.

However, I haven’t run a few steps yet.



"Crack!"

"Oh, I fell...Oh, I fell, I can't stand up!"

Ait made a sharp turn and fell to the ground. No matter how the tracks turned, he could not turn over.

Zhang Zhai: "..."

What should I say? Zhang Zhai was furious. This is a weird robot. What else can you do to it?

"A1, tell me, is this really an intelligent robot?"

"Did I make something wrong?"

"Father, after my judgment, robots like Ait belong to a category, and their scientific name is mentally retarded robots. Their intelligence belongs to artificial retardation."

"A1, your cold jokes are so funny." The corner of Zhang Zhai's mouth twitched, revealing a stiff smile.

"Hey, it took more than ten days to come up with such a thing. It's really a shame. I didn't expect that a good artificial intelligence could evolve into this thing." Zhang Zhai sighed, shook his head, and added Aite

Picked it up.

"Er smash. Let me go! Let me go!"

"Shut up!"

"Crack!"

Zhang Zhai punched him, and Aite's square head suddenly broke and fell directly to the ground.

"Oops, my head fell off, my head fell off, it hit me. Patch it back for me. Patch it up for me quickly."

"..."

Zhang Zhai ignored this, rolled his eyes, picked up his head, and decisively pulled out the battery.

Now, finally, the whole world was quiet.

"Huh, this must be the most rubbish invention in my life." Zhang Zhai wanted to cry.
Chapter completed!
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