In the dark night, dark people and black pheasants are hehe hehe in the dark grass.

High-pitched screams and low gasps kept coming from the grass on the roadside.

The screen moves towards the grass, and when the weeds are removed up to waist level, a pair of wild mandarin ducks are seen.

Under the moonlight, you can vaguely see the female mandarin duck on top and the male mandarin duck on the bottom. It looks like a picture of mandarin ducks playing in the water by the park lake.

"The world is in decline, the world is really in decline!" Zhang Zhai was very sad and sighed, "How can you use this kind of shooting angle? What kind of ghost storyboard is this! It is simply blasphemy, this is a waste of human body art!"

Zhang Zhai pointed at the screen, foam flying out of his mouth.

"He actually turned on the night vision mode. This director doesn't have any basic professionalism! Let me go, what kind of angle is this? Do you have any appreciation level? Do you have any basic artistic taste?"

What was playing on the computer screen in front of Zhang Zhai was the picture of mandarin ducks playing in the water by the lake.

"I said, Lao Zhang, it's just a movie, you shouldn't be so excited!" Liu Yi took a photo of Zhang Zhai from behind.

Zhang Zhai looked back at Liu Yi and pointed excitedly at the picture of mandarin ducks playing in the water that was still playing. "Liu Yi, take a look, what kind of angle is this?"

Liu Yi looked at the screen, was silent for a moment, and then nodded seriously, "Well, the angle is not quite right."

"Let me see, let me see, what's the situation?" Yang Hao squeezed over and took a look, "Wori, what the hell is this situation? Can the film Mader be filmed like this? Is it made in China? This kind of film, the picture

What does it mean to keep pointing at a man’s buttocks?”

"Yeah, that's right." Liu Yi nodded seriously and agreed.

Zhang Zhai was extremely shocked and looked at the two people with strange eyes: "I misjudged you two. How could you have such dirty thoughts and not be able to appreciate art with a critical eye like me?

"Zhang Zhai is heartbroken, vulgar, simply vulgar!

"Art? The proposition is the common point between the human reproduction process and art?" Liu Yi complained.

Yang Hao also rolled his eyes, "Can you please stop talking nonsense? You're a physics major and you know wool art?"

"Hey, I'm not happy to hear what you're saying. What do you mean, people who study physics can't appreciate art? Can't they have some artistic talent?" Zhang Zhai said.

Yang Hao rolled his eyes, speechless and didn't want to talk anymore.

Liu Yi's expression did not change, and he said calmly: "Zhang Zhai, give me a copy of this 'art video', and I will also study art."

"Stop talking nonsense, I'm a physics major, you're a math major, your hair is about to fall out, you know nothing about art."

"You know nothing about mathematics. Mathematics is the most perfect art!" Liu Yi spat excitedly, "The golden ratio, 0.618... How can this not be mathematical art!"

"There is no perfect art..." Yang Hao added, "Give me a copy by the way, so that I can be a true critic of art."

Zhang Zhai rolled his eyes and expressed his deep contempt for their shameless behavior of acting as prostitutes and pretending to be poets.

"Don't talk so much. You are exchanging one piece for another. Do you still want to be a hand-in-hand person who only takes it without spitting it out?" Zhang Zhai gritted his teeth and said.

"Tch, you still have the nerve to see a piece of this quality. I'll show you my collection of Hatano Yui's collection another day."

"Hello, you guys, can you keep your voices down? I'm broadcasting live. Do you want to join the big family of Internet celebrities?" Sun Tao, who had been sitting in the corner of the dormitory, finally couldn't help it anymore and spoke.

roar.

"You're afraid of eggs, but you can't even become popular in your live broadcast room with two or three big fish and small fish." Yang Hao directly retorted, and turned back to Zhang Zhai and said, "Right?

Lao Zhang, Liu Yi"

"Old Sun, can you please knock me down a few times? At this point, are there really people watching the live broadcast? I bet, if your popularity now exceeds 2,000, I will have a five-speed electric fan!" Yang Hao said, "Yes, Old

open?"

"No," Zhang Zhai looked at his computer screen, then at Sun Tao, and stretched out five fingers, "I guess it's not more than five hundred, right, Old Liu?"

Liu Yi nodded, "Five hundred is as high as the sky."

Half of Sun Tao's face turned dark, and when he saw the barrages flying across the live broadcast room, the other half of his face turned dark too.

"666, this is all a talent!"

"It's impossible to do art. It's impossible to do art in this life. You can only maintain your life by watching short videos..."

"Brothers are all talented. They are really cool people."

"Brother, you are really awesome!"

"Xiao Taozi, your brother is so fast that he can be photographed. Let us take a look at this brother who talks so much,???"

"..."

"This is full of dirty talk, hehe... I like it... please change the host. Who wants to watch you play games? It's better to talk dirty!"

Sun Tao: "..."

…

Sun Tao grinned, "Hey, hey, Lao Zhang, I'm sorry to disappoint you, but my live broadcast room has exactly 500 popularity points."

Yang Hao opened his mouth wide with an exaggerated expression, "You're too old to be alive. These days, some people even watch Fatty's live broadcast! The audience has lost their aesthetic ability!"

"Zhoucao, you are looking for death, Yang Hao, who the hell is a fat house? Besides, I am a powerful anchor, different from those glamorous bitches!" As he said, Sun Tao actually abandoned the live broadcast and rushed over directly to talk to Yang Hao.

A scuffle broke out. "Fuck me, I'll kill you."

Zhang Zhai didn't have any trouble in his heart about the behavior of these two idiots, and even wanted to laugh.

Scenes of such good friends wrestling and fighting each other at any time are really common in dormitories.

For example, Liu Yi skillfully took out his mobile phone and watched it with relish. He also took two wonderful pictures from time to time to use as dark history.

However, this kind of practice of staying on the sidelines and watching the monkey show often ends up affecting yourself.

"This kid is taking pictures, fuck him!" Yang Hao, who was pinned down, yelled.

"Fuck him!"

"Oh, hold on to the grass, let go!"

In an instant, the scene turned into an erotic scene of three people wrestling together.

Zhang Zhai touched his chin and made a critical sound: "Tsk, tsk, tsk..."

It's almost like some gay people are gay.

"Let go!...Ah, kill someone."

"My ass!... Nima, get up first."

"Get up, please open my ears first!"

"..."

When boys make trouble, the scene is definitely more chaotic than girls.

Zhang Zhai didn't care what the three of them were doing on the ground. Instead, he walked towards the computer used by Sun Tao for his live broadcast.

Looking at the face displayed on the computer screen, he was silent for a moment, and then he said: "I am indeed quite handsome..."

Zhang Zhai glanced at the popularity in the live broadcast room and was a little surprised, "It really has 500 popularity. Is this guy Sun Tao really crazy?"

According to Zhang Zhai's ears and eyes, he has been influenced by it for a long time: Zhang Zhai, this anchor is going to be prosperous, I have 50 popularity, hahaha. Liu Yi, I am going to reach the pinnacle of life and marry Bai Fumei.

I'm 100 popular! Yang Hao, hahaha, I'm going to be famous, I'm 200 popular... Haha, I'm 210 popular!

Sun Tao is a salty fish anchor whose popularity has been hovering around 200, and it is difficult to even break through 250.

But after taking a look at the barrage that kept refreshing, Zhang Zhai found the reason.

"What a gay dormitory! They are all good brothers!"

"Brother, borrow one to talk!"

"666, they are full of dirty talk, they are all prostitutes, they have a bit of King Billy's style!"

"Stop talking so much nonsense, brother, let me borrow one to talk!"

"Yes, let me borrow one to talk..."

"When I look at my brothers, I feel like we are of the same mind. Let me share the story with each other and let me appreciate the art."

"This is the anchor's classmate. He's pretty and pretty, but he's a pervert."

…

"Ahem," Zhang Zhai moistened his throat, "It seems that everyone is a lover of temperament, so let's discuss this 'art'."

"666, the anchor's brother, everyone is a sensible person, open your crotch and speak frankly, whether to borrow or not to borrow!"

"I'm not going to compete with you, just go through the process!"

…

"Don't be anxious, everyone. We have plenty of time." Zhang Zhai glanced at the three people of Sun Tao who were still stacked together, and then at the popularity of the live broadcast room, which was almost 1,000. He turned his face straight, faced the camera, and showed his standard of CCTV news anchor.

smile.

"Hello everyone, I am your anchor Zhang Zhai. You can call me Zhang Zhai, handsome guy, or handsome guy Zhang Zhai!" Zhang Zhai just finished speaking...

"Ding! Popularity +1"

"Ding! Popularity +2"
To be continued...