Chapter 71 I'm Born Untuned
Since his teeth were systematically repaired, he has become more and more caring about them. He looks in the mirror every day to see if his teeth are white and uneven, and whether there is any unsightly part.
Now he is definitely a beautiful boy with red lips and white teeth.
Before the system came, even though he was twenty-two, some people would believe him if he said he was thirty. Now, even if he says he is sixteen, some people would believe him.
The detoxification effect seems to be even better today. My appearance is probably more than 10% better than yesterday. People who have taken a bath will look better than usual.
He didn't deliberately look at the two sisters, but the two kept looking at him.
Because Tang Yuan was sitting across from him, he was too embarrassed to stare directly. He only glanced at her from time to time. Tang Guli Fei was staring at the side of Lin Shuang's face with half of her eyes.
Suddenly he touched Lin Shuang.
"Um?"
"Brother Lin Shuang, you haven't spoken in the group since yesterday!"
"What?"
"Our group!"
"Oh... didn't you say you shouldn't take the initiative to ask questions?" Lin Shuang looked at Tang Gulifei, "And I didn't ask just now."
"Then you can't just ignore me. It also seems like you don't care about me too much. You just asked my sister when I was right next to you and you didn't ask me? Then I can still expect you to care about me from five thousand kilometers away in the future.
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"Oh, how many questions are you allowed to ask and how many questions are allowed per day?"
"I don't know, maybe three to five sentences, maybe ten or eight sentences."
"What can't be asked?" Lin Shuang asked vaguely while chewing on the pizza.
"You can't ask about personal circumstances."
"You can ask about the weather, right?"
"You can ask about the weather."
"Okay, I will ask about the weather later. I heard that your weather changes very frequently. It will be sunny and rainy, and you will wear a gauze jacket at noon and a down jacket at night."
Tang Gulifei pursed her lips: "How annoying!"
Lin Shuang turned around: "Huh? Did I say something wrong?"
"How about asking about the weather?! I'm not your weather forecaster."
"Then..." Lin Shuang raised his head and thought for a while, "You can also ask about the time, delicious food, etc., right?"
"Yes, all of these are fine."
"Okay, I will find some topics to ask, and I won't ask about your personal situation."
The two of them were talking here, and Tang Yuan was smiling but not smiling. He sometimes rolled his eyes, his eyes sparkling with color, and finally said: "I think six years is quite a long time for you."
Nowadays, with Lin Shuang's appearance and temperament, it is impossible for anyone to be interested regardless of whether he has money or not. He is just a piece of meat to a rich woman.
To ordinary women, they are quite attractive.
Tang Yuan didn't think he could keep such an inexplicable vow for six years.
Of course, Tangulifei also has her own special circumstances.
From this point of view, the situation will become quite complicated later. Tang Yuan sighed silently in her heart. For a moment, a thought came up, but she suppressed it again.
"Anyway, everyone can terminate the contract, it's not mandatory,"
Lin Shuang said indifferently. Seeing Tang Gulifei's face darken again, she quickly smiled and said, "That's not what you said."
"It's a tacit understanding, but you can't talk about it all the time. You'll get used to some things if you talk about them too much."
"You are so mature, but I look so naive!"
"You...are annoying!" Tang Gulifei said angrily, putting the cake away, "I won't eat it."
"I'm just a very stubborn person, haven't you noticed?" Lin Shuang sighed helplessly.
"Sister, tell me about him!"
Tang Yuan turned to Tang Gulifei: "Do you think he looks like a duck?"
Lin Shuang was stunned: "What?"
"When a duck swims on the water, you can't even see how hard its two feet are working under the water." Tang Yuan continued.
Lin Shuang nodded: "Please speak properly and don't gasp so loudly that others may misunderstand you."
"Why are you so nervous?" Tang Yuan wanted to piss him off.
Lin Shuang snorted: "Why do you have to use duck to describe it? There are so many animals swimming like this, geese with white feathers floating in green water, ospreys,..."
"What kind of person are you?"
Lin Shuang raised his head, a little confused: "I don't know either."
"penguin?"
"Forget about penguins, the osprey is better." Lin Shuang had learned about penguins, a bird that looks silly and cute, but is actually very unlovable.
How many people know that penguins can spit out shit at any time?
That's right, it's the shit that spurts out. They often spit out a bunch of shit when they stick their butts out, regardless of whether there are other companions behind them. The shit is like a water cannon that can shoot out more than one meter away, and it's colorful.
In addition, he would steal rocks and so on, and then get particularly confused in some indescribable way... I can’t say more.
"It's not the Osprey from the Osprey Helicopter, it's the Cormorant."
"Why? Aren't you being raised to catch fish? There is a rope tied around your neck. Do you want to be like this?"
"I am being raised by others so I help them catch fish, and I don't do anything for them." Lin Shuang raised his head and thought for a while: "There seems to be a poem that says there are fish in deep water, but it seems that the herons are hungry."
"There are fish in deep water..." Tang Yuan's wonderful eyes were like water, "The salted fish must be salty..."
Tang Gulifei looked at the two of them: "You adults are really interesting to talk about."
Lin Shuang looked at her: "Now I know I am a child."
"That's what I am...sometimes I want to grow up quickly, and sometimes when I see adults like that, I don't want to grow up anymore."
"Think too much. It's impossible not to grow up. This is not your choice."
"...Disgusting!" Tang Gulifei rolled her eyes at him.
Lin Shuang shook his head and nodded: "I am a blue whale that has transformed into an isolated island. I have a huge figure... uh, what's next?"
The first word was fine, but the third word was wrong and not in tune, and every subsequent word was like a low hand hurdling.
Run over the hurdles, fall over the hurdles...I made typos, lost my tune, and even forgot the words.
“The fish and shrimps are walking by the side~~”
Tang Yuan really couldn't listen anymore and quickly spoke to lead him: "There are also birds perched on my back. I have passed by too many beautiful sights, like a fairyland like Eden~~"
Speak clearly, exhale freshly, and have a pleasant voice
Lin's eyes lit up and she quickly clapped silently. It sounded so good. She didn't sing at the Baccarat last time. She didn't expect to sing so well.
"The sea is too peaceful and quiet, and there are so many stories that no one listens to..." Tang Yuan's little expression was also in place, and his beautiful eyes turned to look at Tang Gulifei, gesturing for her to pick up.
"I love the sunny skies in the Mediterranean and the snowy scenery in Siberia,"
Tang Gulifei also joined in, her voice soft and clear: "I love the eagle thousands of feet high in the sky, and the algae under my belly. I will try my best to be passionate until that day..."
The two began to sing a chorus: "Your clothes are shabby, but your singing voice is gentle. You accompany me to drift around aimlessly..."
Lin Shuang sang along softly and silently at first, but now he just listened carefully.
"My back is like a barren hill, but you smile and wave your head, treating it as the entire universe..."
"You waved to the sun, greeted the seagulls, and accompanied me everywhere in love with heaven and earth.
It’s just a pity that you can’t lie on my chest, appreciate the most vast immortality in the night sky and put the stars in your eyes~~~”
Seeing that he was not singing, the two women stopped singing.
“Sounds great!”
Lin Shuang applauded like a sea dog: "Ten thousand times better than me. Others cost money to sing, but I need to die to sing. Fortunately, you saved me."
"Then how did you manage to hit every note correctly?" Tang Yuan said with a smile.
Lin Shuang sighed: "I don't know why I was born without a tune. As soon as I start singing, I always hesitate between the seven notes, and toss and turn between the three or five tunes..."
"How can choice hesitation affect you?" Tang Yuan looked at him jokingly.
"Who knows."
"Practice more, don't you train every day?"
Lin Shuang shook his head: "Let's talk about it later. No matter how nice the singing here is, the neighbors will scold you. Last time, there was a guy skipping rope at home across the building, and he was scolded downstairs for half an hour."
Besides, Xiaowai has no mission, no mission and no money, so why do he do it?
My mind was shocked, Xiao Wai was given a task——
[Task: Sing loudly for one hour, guaranteed 10,000 yuan, additional rewards.]
If you sing loudly, you will be scolded to death!
No answer!
"I'm going to cut some fruit." Lin Shuang got out of bed, rummaged through the refrigerator, and took out a watermelon, which was the last one.
Wash it carefully and cut it into three sections. Give yourself a small section in the middle, and prepare the other two sections for the sisters to dig into and eat.
He hesitated when giving it to Tang Yuan.
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"You have lost weight recently and I'm afraid you will regain it."
Chapter completed!