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Chapter 1 Name the big tree

The other party was very satisfied with his current attitude without adding ice, and his tone softened a lot.

"Okay, you have started to learn to be polite, let's continue talking politely."

"What do you want to do? Why don't you let me out first and let us sit down face to face and have a good talk?"

"You humans are dishonest, so I have to lock you up"

"You can control these branches, are you so afraid of me?" Bu Jiabing decided to use the provoking method.

"You guessed it. In fact, I locked you up not because I was afraid of you, but because I liked it. After knowing this, do you feel better?"

"Damn it, I feel good for you, uncle!" He was about to run away without adding ice.

"Pah, pah, pah" the branch hit Bujia Bing three times.

"I'm sorry, I apologize to you, I won't say bad words again!"

In the woods, there is no better way to clear one's head than to be whipped hard by a thumb-thick branch.

"You humans are always like this. Next time, it will be doubled. That means if you say bad words again, you will get nine lashes."

"How can double it be nine times, you" Bujia Bing finally stopped abruptly before the curse words came out.

"Human, your reactions have become alert. Do you now feel that my experiments on you are also very beneficial to you?"

Even without adding ice, I would be dizzy due to the other party's torment.

Suddenly I realized something, the other party kept calling me human.

Thinking of the strange things I saw tonight.

He asked, "When you say you humans to me, do you mean you are not human? Then what are you? Oh my God, I'm not talking dirty!"

"It's not a curse word if you say I'm not a human being, because I'm not a human being. I'm a tree, a great tree."

"A tree is as great as a horse riding on it!"

Bu Jiabing cursed in his heart but did not dare to say it out loud. If he was whipped nine times like that again, that area would definitely be opened.

"I understand, these branches were sent by you"

"You are wrong. These branches were not sent by me. These branches are myself. I suddenly thought of a good way to improve the efficiency of my experiments. But because I am not a bad tree, I need to get your

agree"

"Oh my God, you finally realized that you were doing something bad. Why didn't you ask for my permission before tying me up?"

"You are wrong. I didn't catch you, you ran into my hands yourself."

"Okay, whatever you say, can you let me go after you finish your experiment?"

"Of course, after the experiment is over, why should I keep you? Should I raise you to grow up?"

In order to be free without adding ice, I decided to surrender to fate. "What method did you just say? Tell me and let me think about it."

"Promise me first, and then I'll tell you the details."

"No, I don't even know what you want me to promise you. You should tell me first and listen."

"That's not possible. Considering that after I say it, you may not agree, so I want you to agree first before saying anything."

"What, you already know that I won't agree. It must be something very bad. How could I agree?"

Without adding ice, my hair stood on end. What did this guy who claimed to be a big tree want to do to himself?

"Okay, whenever you want to promise me, just say it. Anyway, I've been standing here for the most part..."

After Dashu said this, he hesitated for a long time.

During the time it was hesitating, Xie Sheng controlled the lemure to fly from the castle to the beach and snatch the vest from Charlie.

Then he flew into the sea, blew up two pirate ships, and then flew back to the beach to add medicine to Butler Bear's wine glass.

At first, I didn’t add ice and still urged the big tree, so don’t get hung up on the specific time.

Later, I simply slept surrounded by branches without adding ice.

It wasn't until there was a guy in the sky that kept wandering around the big tree that the big tree stopped counting.

It said to No Ice: "Always, I have been standing for a long time, so I have a lot of time to wait for you to promise me."

I had a good sleep without ice and regained some energy.

"If you can't do this, you can't say it. Let's negotiate the details. When humans negotiate, many times they only need to make small modifications to the details to reach an agreement that both parties are satisfied with."

"You negotiate with yourself. I don't have time to talk to you now. You just reminded me of something. I need to think of a name for myself."

"I won't negotiate, and if you don't tell me the content, I will never agree."

Dashu suddenly raised his head and looked at the black shadow flying around his head several times.

"You bird, why are you always spinning around above my head? Do you want to poop on me?"

Xie Sheng looked at the big tree through the eyes of the evil demon and said, "Haha, he knows who this is."

The evil demon lowered its height: "Mr. Dashu, don't be afraid, I'm not ready to pull it now."

The big tree raised its head and looked at the lemure. It knew this thing.

"Go away, you dirty evil demon, stay away from me, or I will stone you to death!"

"Mr. Dashu, I want to give you a good name."

"Get away, I don't need a lemure to give me a name."

"Thousand, thousand, thousand"

The big tree stretched out a huge branch, and dug out a huge stone from somewhere.

But it was a little slow in its action. After the lemure neighed a few times, it flapped its wings and left the woods, flying towards the castle.

"Well, what does thousand, thousand, thousand mean?"

The tree put down the stone and frowned slowly. Its control over this body was still relatively unfamiliar.

All the bark and branches on the body shrank together.

"Ah!" Bujiabing almost strangled himself to death by those branches and let out a shrill scream.

"Tell me what does thousand mean?"

"Thousand seems to be a quantity, such as one, ten, one hundred, one thousand, ten thousand."

"I understand, then a thousand is a lot."

"certainly"

"Qian, I like the pronunciation of this, so I decided to call it Qian. Thank you for your help, little human."

"Mr. Qian, I helped you solve a big problem. Aren't you going to thank me?"

"Mr. Qian, haha, haha, I like this name."

"Mr. Qian, Mr. Qian, how do you thank me?"

"Of course I want to thank you for being such a big help!" Mr. Qian was probably very happy and tightened the branches tightly.

"Ah, let go, you're going to strangle me!"

"Sorry, I'm so excited, haha." Mr. Qian loosened the branches a little.

"How do you thank me?" Bu Jiabing chased after him.

"You have to give me a few months to think about it."

"I want to know now"

"Well, seeing how eager you are, I decided to give you more time to consider my suggestion."
Chapter completed!
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