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Chapter 89 You know shit!

The old woman stretched out her skinny hands like chicken claws, flicked a red silk scarf in her hand, pursed her lips and sneered, glanced at the elders with cross-eyed eyes, and said in a voice like a broken gong: "Ouch! I didn't expect these bald heads.

All the old monks are so handsome. I heard that all the monks are abstinent, so wouldn’t that mean they are all child chickens? The slave family is still waiting in the harem, why not... cluck cluck..."

The other old man was skinny and frail, with a pair of rat eyes and a very large and thick mouth. From a distance, he looked like a duck that had become a sperm.

He curled his big mouth and said with disdain: "Sister Li Hong! You are the elder of this church, how noble is your status? How can these stinky monks be worthy of you! I, Lei Zu

The 'ghost soldiers' under Tianzun's Ge Pao tent are all brave and good at fighting, you can choose them as you like!"

Another middle-aged woman, although average in appearance, has snow-white skin and a voluptuous figure. She is covered in jewelry and jade from head to toe. She makes a jingling sound when she walks, and she is like a giant moving wind chime.

Just listen to her sweet words: "Brothers and sisters, listen to Tang Qing's words, I, the 'Yaochi Immortal Girl', have suffered their losses. Don't underestimate these monks. Leiyue Temple is also the leader of the White Way.

It’s definitely not a wasted reputation!”

"Sun Star Lord" Fang Zifang's baby face turned red and roared: "Shut up! You think you are here to visit the temple fair? For more than thirty years, you have been doing your own thing. You only know how to enjoy yourself.

Progress, but we don’t know that unity is strength? Take a good look, how motivated are those young people? Even Zhuo Xing, a loser, became the leader of the Anle Sect and conquered half of the country. Where can we old bones put their faces? Sooner or later

They’ve all been eliminated!”

It seemed that the leader of the four was "Sun Star Lord". When he called out like this, the other three immediately shut up.

The seven elders of Leiyue Temple were all shocked by the registration numbers of the four people. The four of them are all big demons who have been famous in the world for decades. They are all worshiped by the elders of the "Yin Yang Demon Sect". This time

Four people came together, which shows that things are definitely not going to go well today.

Qiu Zongjie and Zhuge Yun looked at these strange old monsters from a distance, and they both felt a little scared.

Master Taichang felt that the situation was serious, and said with a serious face: "Old Nataichang! How could you, who are originally from the Yin-Yang Demon Sect, join the Anle Sect? The Yin-Yang Dharma King once had a relationship with the Yiwu Saint Monk of this temple.

We have made a ten-year non-aggression pact, and we have not violated each other's wells and rivers for ten years. If you come to invade us today, wouldn't you be violating your orders?"

When the four old monsters heard this, their bodies all trembled involuntarily.

Fang Zifang chuckled and said: "Old monk Taichang! The Demon Sect is a misunderstanding of us by those who claim to be righteous. We just don't follow secular etiquette. Besides, the 'Yin Yang Dharma King' has left the inland and gone to the overseas fairy mountain Rainbow

Dao' cultivates the next generation of Dharma kings, who will not be able to enter the mortal world again until ten years later."

He changed his tone and said with respect: "We respect the Dharma King as a heavenly being! She is over a hundred years old, but she still looks like a sixteen-year-old girl. It is a pity that she did not pass on the art of immortality to us.

There’s no telling whether us old bones can live another ten years. If we want to regain our youth, we can only find a way out and change our career!”

"Taiyin Star Lord" Li Hong pursed his lips and sneered: "This handsome old monk! The 'Anle Sect' is a new generation extension of the 'Yin Yang Shen Sect'. It is understandable to allow young people to enter the world. Today's emperor is stupid and ignorant.

He said, should someone else just sit back and watch? We old people are used to being free and undisciplined, and we have no interest in being an official!"

Li Hong's eyes flashed with strangeness, and he flicked the red rosette at Master Taichang. A faint fragrance filled the air, and he winked and said secretly: "I heard that you took away someone else's property.

Why don’t you take out the treasure and share it with everyone? Maybe it can really rejuvenate your youth! If you can live your life again, I can abandon everything, old monk, don’t you want it?”

Master Taichang looked calm, clasped his hands in meditation and said: "Li Hongnu Bodhisattva! Human skin is just a layer of appearance. Lao Na has a Bodhisattva in his heart, and you are as majestic and beautiful as a Bodhisattva. For example, someone just called Lao Na "

A smelly monk, then his heart is smelly. As long as he is a human being, he is inseparable from birth, old age, illness, and death. After death, the skin returns to the dust, leaving only an immortal spiritual consciousness to reincarnate.

Life is endless, this is also eternal life, female Bodhisattva, do you understand? Why should we blindly pursue appearances?"

This female Bodhisattva is taller than the female Bodhisattva. She said "Taiyin Star Lord" Li Hong's heart was full of joy. She turned her old face like dry bark to the side, looked up at the sky, caressed her cheeks with her hands, her eyes were filled with longing, and she sighed softly.

: "The world is so big, among all the living beings, you are the only one who says that the slave family is majestic and beautiful. The slave family has finally been found in this life..."

"Leizu Tianzun" Ge Pao interrupted: "Sister! What did you find?"

"Snapped!"

Ge Pao received a sharp crack on his face.

"You old man! How dare you introduce some young subordinate to me? Who do you think I am? This is simply unreasonable!"

Her cheeks turned to be stained with a layer of blush, and she said coquettishly: "The slave family is still a humble girl! The slave family has finally found true love, and it is you - Monk Taichang!"

Although Ge Pao was a little dazed by the slap, when he heard what Li Hong said, he felt bad all over and bent down.

"True love?...Yuck!"

A full stomach of food was vomited all over the floor, mixed with the pungent smell of alcohol, and the stench filled the sky.

I don’t know if it was due to being smoked, but I saw that Master Taichang’s body began to shake, and it became more and more violent. He was about to lose his center of gravity and fall to the ground. The other headmasters and a group of monks saw that

There was a moment of astonishment and confusion.

How could Master Taichang, who was peerless in martial arts and ranked first in Zen skills, second only to the head abbot, be so smoked? Could it be that he smelled the smell of alcohol and was drunk?

Just when everyone was puzzled, Master Taichang's expression changed and he shouted: "No! The aroma is poisonous..."

Before he finished speaking, he slowly fell down.

Before everyone could react, their eyes flashed. "Taiyin Star Lord" Li Hong had already arrived in front of Master Taichang. He stretched out his chicken claw-like fingers and tapped several of his acupuncture points, lifting his body like a baby.

Tucked under the arm like a chicken!

All this happened too suddenly and too quickly without any warning. Even the cannonball was still bent over and hadn't finished vomiting.

"Hey! I mean, big sister! Why did you take action so quickly? I haven't finished vomiting yet..."

"Boom!"

Before Ge Pao could straighten up, he was kicked hard on the back, and his whole body was kicked directly into the soil, which was more than one meter deep!

After Li Hong pinched Master Taichang, he didn't pause at all. He flew up, kicked "Leizu Tianzun" Ge Pao on the back, and took advantage of the situation to rush towards the north as fast as lightning.

Ge Pao never expected that Li Hong would rebel, and he would fall out at once, without any precautions. He disappeared into the pit without even saying a word. The one he kicked was a porcelain solid, and he looked immortal.

He would also have to become a cripple.

It was only then that the six elders of the Taizi generation reacted and shouted angrily.
Chapter completed!
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