Chapter 545 Unscrew his head and use it as a flower pot!
Guo Xuanwu shook his head and said with a smile: "Goddess! Didn't you just say that family ties are the most valuable and I wouldn't change them even if I were the emperor? Why did you change your mind so quickly? It's faster to fall out than to read a book!"
Li Luan's face turned red, he raised his orchid finger and cursed with a smile: "You little bastard! Now that people don't let you live, they are stepping on your head. Why don't you resist? Anyway, there are people who are fighting for you, and it's every turn.
Without the efforts of old guys like us, fellow Taoists will die but poor Taoists will die, so why not?"
Lan Yue'er immediately agreed with enthusiasm: "Of course! As long as the lord ascends to the top and calls out, the four directions will naturally respond! Liu Xie's hundreds of thousands of troops, my Yin Yang Sect, and Bai Meizi's Supreme Sect, these alone are enough.
With millions of troops, not to mention Mr. Lu’s Hehai Gang, Godmother’s Tiancan Sect, Lord’s Feixian Palace, etc., are you still afraid that you won’t be able to achieve great things?”
Guo Xuanwu smiled bitterly and said: "Xiaolong! You are nearly two hundred years old, why do you still act like a sixteen or seventeen-year-old girl? You haven't seen through the joys, angers, sorrows, gatherings and partings in the world? Once the war starts,
, Aren’t it the common people who are suffering? Don’t just follow along and make fun of it!”
Lan Yue'er blushed and said shyly: "How do I get old? I am always sixteen years old! It is the Lord who keeps me full of vitality..."
Bai Kongling immediately interrupted with a sweet smile: "Sister Lan! The 'vibrant' one is my husband! We are just..."
The words stopped suddenly, Bai Kongling covered his mouth with his hand, tore it off and looked at it, like a child who had done something wrong.
Lan Yue'er's face turned red immediately, and even the stupidest person could understand what Bai Kongling was talking about.
Guo Xuanwu felt awkward sitting there, wishing he could get through a crack in the ground.
Li Luan also chuckled, and the atmosphere in the room immediately relaxed.
Master Taihui looked solemn, shook his head and said: "Guo Tanyue! Things in the world are unpredictable, and there is a certain destiny! I advise you not to swim in this muddy water, lest your lives be ruined and you commit endless sins!"
Lan Yue'er immediately became unwilling, pointed at Master Taihui and yelled angrily: "Little monk! Are you confused? Are you confused? Or are you confused? In this troubled world, even if the lord doesn't come forward, it's still not the same.
Are all the heroes standing together, and you are fighting for me? Your master, 'Monk Wu', still has to call me an old senior, so how can you speak in front of me? You are really no big or small!"
"Um, this..."
Master Taihui was speechless immediately, but what Lan Yue'er said was correct.
Guo Xuanwu sighed softly and said seriously: "Xiaolong, don't be rude to the master! Since I have killed Han Ba, the mission is completed. As for the situation in the world, it can become whatever it likes.
I’m too lazy to worry about that! Right now, I only have one wish, which is to rescue You Grandpa Shen and Little Silver Ling, and then find Shuiling to get back the Dragon and Phoenix Jade Pendant and the Nine Dragons Golden Bottle. I don’t care about anything else!"
"Amitabha! Good! Good!"
Master Taihui said with a happy face: "Guo Tanyue is indeed a person with great wisdom. I would like to thank Tanyue for the sake of all the people in the world!"
Guo Xuanwu smiled slightly: "Thank you, Master! I still have some gold here, and I plan to help you rebuild Leiyue Temple. This can be regarded as my contribution to promoting Buddhism!"
Master Taihui and Zen Master Anrang, who had been silent all the time, put their palms together and recited the Buddha's name to express their gratitude.
The next thing was very simple. Everyone brainstormed their own unique strategies and formulated a detailed and thorough plan for the opening ceremony of the Shen Dao Sect on the fifth day of next month.
There is still nearly a month left before the fifth day of the lunar month, so Guo Xuanwu is happy to take some time off, traveling around Dongkong Mountain, surrounded by groups of beauties, and he has reached the peak of his manhood.
After half a month like this, an unexpected guest suddenly came to Tianzanmen's main hall.
Meng Tuo, the "Marquis of the Northwest" who had been the invisible dragon for many years, came to visit personally with his daughter Meng Qisi and five cartloads of rare treasures, which surprised everyone.
In addition to the treasures given to Li Luan, Meng Tuo also specially gave a large box of jewelry to each of the beauties around Guo Xuanwu, all of which were rare overseas treasures, especially Lan Yue'er and Bai Bai.
Ethereal made the two of them happy, and their favorability towards him skyrocketed.
In the main hall, Li Luan sat at the top, grinning from ear to ear with joy, raising his orchid fingers, and said with a coy smile: "You old fox, you always go to the Three Treasures Hall for nothing! This time you give me a gift
You have given me so many treasures, and I don’t have anything good to give you as a gift in return! Just be honest, tell me what you have to say, and let go of your farts as soon as possible! Giggle, giggle..."
Meng Tuo looked like a rich man and smiled so much that his eyes narrowed into a thin line: "Master Li is too polite, a mere gift is not respectful! As for the gift in return, since you have made a golden mouth, it is not easy for me to refuse!
I heard that your Tianzanmen pickles are very delicious. They are pickled with wild vegetables that are special products in the mountains. They have a unique recipe and cannot be bought outside even if you have money. I want to try your pickles.
, nothing else to ask for!”
Li Luan giggled for a long time and said: "Well, you can have this! I will give you as much as you want from Zajia!"
Meng Tuo immediately showed a greedy look on his face, stretched out five fingers and said: "Then give me five carts! It will be enough for me to eat for a year!"
Guo Xuanwu also smiled and said: "I haven't seen you for more than ten years in a blink of an eye! How is Uncle Meng here? The gift you gave is so precious. My nephew would like to thank you on their behalf!"
Li Luan looked at Meng Tuo with strange eyes and said: "Those wives and concubines of Xiao Wu have been coaxed into a daze by you. Your coming this time must have something to do with Xiao Wu, so just tell it straight to the point!"
Meng Tuo was so experienced in dealing with people, and he would never cut corners if he wasn't given enough time.
There was a look of admiration on his face, he gave a thumbs up and praised: "Master Li is really wise, you can see through the old man's thoughts at a glance! That's right! Xiao Wu can be said to be the best person in the world now!
Although many people saw with their own eyes that it was Bu Potian who killed Han Ba, everyone in the know knows that it was actually Xiao Wu who took the credit!"
Having said this, he turned his head and glanced at Meng Qisi, who had been bowing her head and keeping silent next to him. His eyes dimmed and he sighed softly: "In the past two days, my little girl Qisi went back to her parents' home to visit her relatives. She cried and told me everything. Only then did I know
We almost got married! It's just that Ximen Changsi was a bit hateful. He used force on the little girl and turned raw rice into cooked rice! Now that Qisi admits it, I have nothing to say, and so does he after all.
Xiao Wu’s subordinates, we are finally a family!”
When Guo Xuanwu heard what Meng Tuo said, although he complained a little about Ximen Changsi, since Meng Qisi had already recognized it, he didn't need to blame him anymore, but he didn't know that all this was "Ten Thousand Demons"
"Eye" is the devil.
Li Luan also sighed softly: "Children and grandchildren will have their own blessings. Sometimes we elders can't make the decision, so just let them be!"
Meng Tuo nodded, then straightened his face, and turned to the main topic: "I came here this time in accordance with the emperor's holy instructions, specifically to deliver a secret edict to Xiao Wu!"
As soon as these words came out, everyone was shocked!
Lan Yue'er raised her eyebrows and snorted angrily: "Secret decree? Doesn't he want to capture the lord and bring him back to behead him? What kind of fun is this?"
Bai Kongling also said coldly: "If my husband and I hadn't had some friendship with him, just because he deposed my title, I would have wanted to go into the palace and twist off his head and use it as a flowerpot!"
"That's right! That's right..."
Of course Meng Tuo knew that they were not bragging, any one of them could be a capable master, and entering the palace to kill the emperor was really just a joke.
He wiped the sweat from his forehead, forced a smile and said: "As a senior official in the border area, I must obey the emperor's imperial edict, and I can't help it... This is the emperor's secret edict, please read it first before talking about it!
"
After speaking, he took out the secret edict sealed with fire paint from his arms, held it in front of Guo Xuanwu's eyes with both hands, and waited nervously for what was to follow.
Guo Xuanwu opened the secret decree and read it once, narrowed his eyes, and then passed the secret decree to Li Luan. Then Lan Yue'er, Bai Kongling, Qiu Zongjie and Li Wenqin took turns to read it, and finally returned it to Meng Tuo's hands. Everyone was
His face changed drastically.
Chapter completed!