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Chapter 5 Red Apricot Out of the Wall

Wei Xi beat and kicked for a while, then he stopped panting. After a closer look, he recognized the two people who used their bodies to protect Guo Xuanwu. They turned out to be the personal eunuchs of the chief manager Guo Bin. He was ate in his heart.

Amazement.

"Who is this little slave?"

"Report to the General! He is the only son of the Chief Executive Guo Jiuqiansui."

Wei Xi's heart skipped a beat: "Guo Bin is not easy to mess with."

But now that things have come to this point, I have to fight, so I still have to take advantage of my face, so he said tactfully: "Nonsense! Where did the eunuch's son come from? I definitely don't know which wild bastard is hiding into the palace. It's necessary to check it out.

check!"

Although he was hard on his lips, he did not dare to stop any longer. He picked up his nephew, Prince Sun Ming, greeted Zhang Sheng and Tian Tai, and turned around and left.

Thinking about Guo Xuanwu, who grew up in the palace since he was a child, is also the 9,000-year-old general manager, is almost spoiled to the sky. Have you ever suffered such a big loss?

Looking at Wei Xi's departure back, Xiao Xuanwu gritted his teeth and said, "Your uncle! If I don't get the cheaper back today, I, Guo Xuanwu, will write the three words upside down!"

Wei Xi hugged Sun Ming and walked forward only about ten meters away. Guo Xuanwu reached into his arms, took out a small wooden slingshot, and casually checked a thumb-sized stone from the ground.

, pulled the bow and pulled the string, aiming at the back of Wei Xi's fat head.

"call out!"

The moment the projectile was shot out, Guo Xuanwu did not pause at all, and stuffed the slingshot into Sun Hai's hand, who was still standing aside, and reached out to scratch his armpit a few times, then

Pretend to cry.

"Hehe! Haha! Hahaha..."

Sun Hai's itchy flesh was covered in the body, how could he withstand such a tick? He immediately burst into laughter.

The other twenty little guys were so scared that they scattered, but they all secretly praised in their hearts: "The boss is the boss! Even the general dares to fight. It's so Oli gave it to me!"

"ah!"

A big bag immediately swollen on the back of Wei Xi's fat head, which made him grin and started cursing before he turned around.

"Fuck your little bastard! How dare you throw it with a stone? You fuck..."

The city vendor is a city vendor. This is the key to the core. All kinds of swear words are just open. But when he turned around and looked at it, he was stunned!

Just saw the Lingyue King Sun Hai holding a slingshot in his hand and laughing non-stop, while the little devil was crying and wiping his tears. It was obvious that he had scolded Lingyue King by mistake. What's wrong?

Guo Xuanwu's eyes showed a cunning look, and there were teardrops squeezed out on his face. He clapped his hands and jumped and shouted: "Oh! This rough man actually called Lingyue King a little bastard, which means the emperor's old man's.

Concubine Wang is out of trouble? Wouldn’t the emperor become an old turtle cuckold? You all heard it, so you want to testify!”

When Wei Xi heard this, his face turned pale and said to himself: "It's bad! If these eunuchs are spreading around, then Guo Bin will bite the emperor's ears again, it will be a crime of killing the whole family and killing the nine clans!



Wei Xi stood there, sweating profusely on his back. Zhang Sheng and Tian Tai approached his ears and muttered a few words. Only then did he recover his calmness, he took out a small cloth bag from his arms and went to the ground.

After losing it, he smiled and said with a smile: "What a sharp-tongued little bully Guo Xuanwu, it is indeed well-known. I have finally seen it. I will give you this bag of dragon-carved gold coins. Today's work is great.

The general won’t pursue it!”

After saying that, he turned around and left with Sun Ming in his arms.

Sun Ming lay on Wei Xi's shoulder and waved: "Xiao Wu, will you play tomorrow?"

Guo Xuanwu put on a "boss" who pinched his waist and pointed at the sky. Sun Ming laughed "puffed" and nodded suddenly, and at the same time gave him a thumbs up.

After Wei Xi carried Sun Ming and left, the eunuch Baoluo hurried forward and picked up the cloth bag on the ground and handed it to Guo Xuanwu.

Xiao Xuanwu took it, started to sink, weighed it, it was quite a lot. He opened it and counted it. There were a total of forty dragon gold coins, one gold coins worth 6,000 coins, twenty-four coins and one tael, that is

Two hundred and fifty taels, forty pieces totaling ten thousand taels, which made the eunuchs’ eyes beating.

"Tsk! I want to send you a little money to me? I don't have it either! I want you to look good sooner or later!" Guo Xuanwu snorted coldly in his heart.

He threw the cloth bag casually to Baolu and said, "Inclusive, everything! Everyone present today will be rewarded! Take this little money to them!"

"Thank you little ancestors to reward you! Thank you little ancestors to reward you..."

The dozen eunuchs present all knelt on the ground and kept kowtowing and thanking each other.

Baoluo and Wanxiang gave them a gold coin, while the rest were evenly divided.

Guo Xuanwu cleared his throat and said, "You have seen all the things today?"

"I didn't see..." Everyone shook their heads.

"Um?"

"See! See!" Everyone was pecking at rice with chickens.

"Who shot the slingshot?"

"It was the King of Lingyue!"

"Has General Wei Xi cursed King Lingyue?"

"Saying!"

"What is scolding him?"

...

"General Wei Xi scolded King Lingyue as a little bastard, right?!"

"yes……"

"Speak louder!"

"yes!"

The sound is loud and resounds through the sky.

"Okay, let's all go!" Guo Xuanwu waved his hand.

The eunuchs were carrying a dragon-carved gold coin and spread out happily.

Returning to Guo Xuanwu's room, he and Wanxiang were both on the left and on the right, and asked enthusiastically: "Little master! Well, what does "a red apricot come out of the wall" mean? What does it mean is "an old turtle wearing a cuckold"?

Why have you never heard of teaching a slave?”

"Damn! Why did I forget this? How could they understand these words?"

Guo Xuanwu's eyes dripped twice, then showed a strange smile, and said mysteriously: "This 'a apricot is out of the wall' is a punishment. I once heard from the Second General Manager that it was at the base of the palace wall.

Dig a hole in it, stuff a person's head in, then install a sharp blade on the edge of the hole, and then place a vicious dog outside the wall to bite. Think about it, when you see a vicious dog biting your head, wouldn't that man want

Try to retreat desperately?”

"Uh-huh!"

"The result is" click!" In a moment, I cut off my head and saw that blood turned red. Wouldn't that head be the same as a big apricot? This is called "Red apricots come out of the wall", you understand

Bar?"

"Wow! It's really an image! My little master, what you said is really to the point!" Bao Luo praised.

"What do you mean by that little master?" Wanxiang asked excitedly.

"This 'cuckold old turtle', I heard it from the Emperor."

"Yes?" The two of them immediately raised their ears.

The news about the emperor is priceless. If you get the scoop and then report to the master, you will definitely be rewarded with gold and silver. Therefore, the two of them looked lit up and bent down to get closer, for fear of missing one.
Chapter completed!
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