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Chapter 498 Is she thirsty?

"Two old seniors..."

Shen Dai, who was hiding aside and had already turned yellow with fear, came over trembling and stammered: "There are really dirty things... I thought it was... a joke..."

"I don't believe you can go to heaven and earth!"

Qiu Zongjie snorted coldly, took out a pack of snow-white feathers from his arms, and used his special trick. The feathers turned into a small white crane, spreading its wings and suspended in the air.

As soon as he pointed his sword, the little white crane immediately pounced on Shen Dai's crotch, pecked it, and then flew away.

"Ah! It's broken... It's really broken... I'm offending someone... I only have one child..." Shen Dai covered his crotch with both hands and rolled back and forth on the ground.

Qiu Zongjie laughed and said: "You bastard! You peeed at the right time! You have done a great service. Little Linghe smelled the smell of urine and went looking for her. She couldn't run away! Get up quickly and stop pretending to be a eunuch. !”

Li Wenqin also laughed and said: "In terms of the Five Elements and Bagua technique of catching ghosts and exorcising evil spirits, no one in the world can be better than you and Zhuge Yun joining forces! Is it so easy to get into our Wutong Escort Agency? I have to give her to her this time We can’t find her out, I want to see who this witch is!"

"Sour scholar! Why don't you leave quickly?"

Qiu Zongjie strode excitedly behind the little white crane, and Li Wenqin quickly followed.

Seeing the two of them walking away, Shen Dai hurriedly got up from the ground and said to himself: "If you are not good at martial arts, don't be a burden to others. People must be self-aware... Hehe! You old bastard, you actually made fun of me. I'll go wash my pants in your Bagua fish pond, they're so wet..."

Xia Houding turned his body into a liquid state, and walked down the formation very slowly and with great difficulty. The only way to speed up at this moment was to find a water source under the formation, and then he could swim as he pleased after merging into the water. But the nearby There are no underground rivers, which makes her depressed.

She was walking slowly in the soil when she suddenly heard footsteps on the ground, so she stopped and listened carefully for a while, and she was shocked when she confirmed that it was Qiu Zongjie and Li Wenqin.

"Maybe they happened to be passing by? Can they find me like this? How is it possible..."

Thinking of this, she began to change direction. After changing several directions in succession, the footsteps on the ground still followed closely behind her, obviously coming towards her.

"Nah! These two old men are really capable. How can they find me?"

While cursing, she sped up and led Qiu Zongjie and Li Wenqin around the compound of the escort agency.

"Crash..."

The sound of water flowing passed into Xiahou Ding's ears, which made her feel happy while she was banging around with her head covered!

Following the sound, she soon found an underground trench. Without thinking, she plunged in and followed the current, no matter where it ended.

At noon, the early winter sunshine is very warm and makes people feel lazy.

There is a dense bamboo forest in the northwest corner of the escort compound. In the center of the bamboo forest is an octagonal fish pond. The area of ​​the fish pond is not large, only a hundred or ten square meters, and the water is not deep, about one and a half meters. At this moment, Shen Dai He was sitting on a flat stone by the fish pond with his pants off.

Looking at the gurgling little water column in the center of the fish pond, he chuckled and said, "What a stinky grandma you are! How dare you tease me! I will let your fish pond be stained with the smell of my urine!"

He smiled and walked to the fish pond while holding up his pants.

Before he could immerse his pants in the water, suddenly there was a rustling sound in the bamboo forest opposite.

Shen Dai was stunned. When he looked up, he saw a white bird flying out of the bamboo forest and flying straight towards him!

"Nima! Why is it you again! Didn't I get pecked by you just now? Why, it's not enough?"

As soon as Shen Dai saw clearly that it was the little white crane, he was so frightened that he covered his crotch with his left hand and waved his right hand randomly, trying to drive away the little white crane. The pants in his hand fell into the pool unconsciously.

He drove it away several times, but the little white crane seemed to be attached to him and could not be driven away no matter how hard it was driven away. It kept circling around him.

Shen Dai became angry and cursed: "Fuck you! I have a grudge against you? Is this thing to your liking? I just gave birth to a son, and I still expect him to help me. There are so many descendants in the house, if you eat them up, what's the point?"

The little white crane remained the same, flying and hovering around him nimbly, showing an attitude of never giving up until it reached its goal.

At this time, his pants, which were full of the smell of urine, had floated to the center of the fish pond, swirling around the rising water column, and the white bellies of five or six small fish were turning around!

"Fuck! Is my urine that poisonous? Isn't this too exaggerated?"

Shen Dai rolled his eyes and raised his legs, wanting to go into the water to retrieve his pants.

"Wow..."

Just when he was about to step into the pool, a huge wave suddenly rolled up in the middle of the fish pool, as if some monster had jumped out of the water.

Suddenly, Xia Houding appeared in a naked and bulging blonde body; her head was still covered with a pair of salty pants, what a coincidence!

"I love that mother-in-law!"

Shen Dai was so frightened that he sat down on the ground, his eyes widened, his mouth was speechless, and he couldn't say a word.

I saw a humanoid monster standing in the middle of the fish pond. It had a curvy figure and soft lines. It looked like a beauty, but the clothes on it were in tatters. After being soaked in the water, it was basically as good as naked. Already.

However, there was no evil thought in Shen Dai's heart. It's not that he was a gentleman, but that man only had a body but no face!

He thought he was dazzled, so he quickly rubbed his eyes and took a closer look. This time he finally saw clearly that the man did not have a face, but was covered by a gray hood on his head.

Um, that's not a head covering, it's just a pair of pants, a pair of pants that smell like urine!

As soon as Xia Houding came out of the water, her vision immediately went dark, and then the smell of urine entered her nostrils. There were still two trouser legs hanging down in front of her eyes. She was so angry that her face turned green!

She was shaking all over, pulled off her pants, and then dove into the water.

"Holy crap! It turns out to be that golden-haired vixen! Is she... thirsty..."

Shen Dai was still in shock, when there was another crashing sound in his ears, he saw Xia Houding raised his head, reached out to wipe the water from his hair, stared at him and said angrily: "You little rabbit, you are simply The ghost is still lingering! Why do I have a grudge against you? Why do you always pee on me! I have to kill you!"

Although Shen Dai was scared, he still had a good mind. He had no other skills, so he did what he said. He had mastered the art of self-criticism. He hurriedly said: "Fox... Godly Empress! This is none of my business." ! Your calculation is really accurate, I am just a low-class stinky thing, just a low-income person who runs errands for others. Wouldn't killing me be dirtying your beautiful hands? "

He pointed at the little white crane hovering in the air beside him and said, "That's it! It's Qiu Laodao's little crane! It followed you, I just happened to be lucky... If you want to vent your anger, go find him. Only then can you show your true ability..."

Xia Houding was laughing and angry in his heart. He really didn't expect that this man could be so shameless. Killing him would really dirty his hands. It would be better to ask for some information.

In a flash of thought, she had left the fish pond, appeared next to Shen Dai, and stepped on his chest.

"Fairy girl! Immortal empress! Have mercy on me..."

Shen Dai felt as if a huge boulder was pressing on his chest, making him unable to breathe.

"call!"

Xia Houding stretched out her right paw and grabbed the little white crane in the air. The little white crane immediately turned into a ray of white light and flew into her palm. She followed closely and grabbed it!

"puff!"
Chapter completed!
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