Chapter 305
Guo Xuanwu said with a playful smile: "I rely on your mother! Are you playing tricks on me? Do you know that I grew up by teasing others!"
As he spoke, he flipped his wrist and swung the deer-chasing blade down with an extremely exaggerated gesture. With a "swish!" sound, Tuoba Li's inner thigh was cut with a shallow cut, and blood flowed out gurglingly.
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Tuoba Li was so frightened that his soul almost flew out of his body. He thought to himself: "Aren't you just here to ask for money? If I am really castrated by him, will I be unjust?"
Guo Xuanwu waved the Zhulu Blade in front of his eyes and said: "You have such a big family fortune and you can't bear to pay for it? I'm warning you, if you dare to play dirty tricks again, I will immediately make you squat and pee in the future.
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There was silence in the house.
"Speak! Are you mute? Uh..." Guo Xuanwu then remembered and tapped his mute point.
"Well, if you agree, just blink. If you don't agree, just close your eyes. I..."
Before Guo Xuanwu finished speaking, Tuoba Li blinked his eyes desperately.
Guo Xuanwu untied his mute point and asked angrily: "Tell me! Where are the gold and silver notes? How to get them?"
Tuoba Li did not answer but asked instead: "Since I have such good skills, why do you have to be a thief? Why don't you become a personal bodyguard for me, with a monthly salary of silver, no, gold... twenty taels! How about that?
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"Pah! Pah!" Two fiery slaps were the best reply.
"You really fucking want to be a eunuch! Say it quickly!" Guo Xuanwu gently patted his thigh with the blade of the Zhulu Blade.
"I said! I'll say it right now! The gold and silver tickets are all placed on the second floor..." Tuoba Li quickly told the location of the gold hidden on the second floor and how to open it.
"That's pretty much it!"
Guo Xuanwu nodded and said: "I'm going to get it now. When I get it, I'll come back and unblock your acupoints. If you dare to lie to me..."
"Don't dare! Absolutely don't dare!"
Guo Xuanwu suddenly had enough time to observe Tuoba Li as if he were appreciating a work of art, which made him feel terrified.
What happened next surprised him!
I saw Guo Xuanwu take a deep breath, and his body suddenly began to swell, as if a human-shaped balloon was being inflated!
"Pah, pah, pah...hiss..."
The buttons of the black night jacket burst open one by one, and the trousers on the lower body were also torn. The whole person instantly turned into a big fat man!
The bulging finally stopped. Guo Xuanwu tore off the torn clothes on his body and put on a brand new and loose robe hanging on the hanger beside the bed.
"I'll go! Why does it look so familiar to me..." Tuoba Li looked at Guo Xuanwu's figure and felt a bit familiar.
Then a scene that horrified him happened!
Guo Xuanwu took off his mask!
Tuoba Li was immediately frightened to death. He was completely stunned. He looked like he wouldn't believe it even to death. His teeth were chattering, his throat was choked, and even his tongue was tied.
"You...I...you are Tuoba Li...then...who am I?"
Guo Xuanwu used the bone stacking technique to change his body shape and face shape, and he stood in front of Tuoba Li like a real "Tuoba Li"!
He imitated Tuoba Li's tone and repeated: "You...I...you are Tuoba Li...then...who am I?"
Tuoba Li's face showed an expression as if he had seen a ghost. Extreme fear enveloped his whole body, and every muscle in his body began to spasm. There was a wet patch on the quilt, and he fainted from fear on the spot.
Guo Xuanwu was stunned and muttered to himself: "His grandma is a bitch! Are you really that ugly?"
Time was running out, and his skills were limited. The Bone Stacking Skill could only last for a quarter of an hour at most. He neatly stuffed Tuoba Li under the bed, turned around, opened the door, and swaggered to the second floor...
As the saying goes, Buddha needs gold, and people need clothes. Early the next morning, Guo Xuanwu went to the street, wearing brand new and gorgeous clothes, and carrying a big baggage on his shoulder, which contained five hundred thousand taels of gold tickets.
Although he had money in his hand and was not panicking, when he walked to the door of "Langyuan Fairy Dome", he wandered around again. Seeing that it was almost noon, he still hadn't decided whether to go in or not.
"His grandma is such a badass! I've been to this place so many times before, why do you act like a grown-up girl getting into a sedan chair today?"
Just when he was still struggling, an old man's laughter suddenly sounded from behind him.
"Young man! What are you doing here? Do you want to be an official? I don't see that you are quite rich!"
Guo Xuanwu turned around and saw an old man looking at him with a smile. He was wearing white washed green clothes, with piercing eyes, a proud and rugged body, splayed eyebrows, an alcoholic nose, and a pair of fighting cocks.
The expression on his eyes and face was even more weird, like crying and laughing at the same time, which looked very funny.
Guo Xuanwu frowned. Why did this old man's voice sound so familiar?
Suddenly, his eyes lit up and he suddenly realized: "Old man, you are Dongfang Jieduan!"
Dongfang Jie was suddenly startled: "I'll go! How did you recognize me? I remember I didn't let you see my face at that time, right?"
Guo Xuanwu clasped his fists and said: "I didn't see your face, but I heard your voice! The old man is really a strange person with a warm heart and a warm heart. He specializes in exposing the shortcomings of those scum. You are really worthy of your name! The junior has changed
Even though I’m wearing clothes and no red scarf around my neck, you still recognized me, I’m really impressed!”
Dongfang Jie was so happy that he couldn't open his mouth from ear to ear. His eyebrows were raised, but the corners of his mouth were hanging upside down. He was really confused as to whether he was laughing or crying.
Seeing the expression on his face, Guo Xuanwu couldn't hold it in any longer. He laughed out loud and quickly apologized.
Dongfang Jieduan didn't care and said with a smile: "Seriously, what are you doing here, young hero? I've been staring at you for a long time!"
Guo Xuanwu suppressed his laughter and said with a serious face: "Old senior! This is not the place to talk. Let's find a quiet place to talk!"
"Okay, come with me!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Dongfang Jie ran out with a stagger and disappeared in the corner of the alleyway in front of him at a very fast speed.
Guo Xuanwu looked surprised and hurriedly chased after him.
The alley was very quiet. Dongfang Jie was seen standing in front of a courtyard in the alley, waved to him, and walked into the courtyard.
Guo Xuanwu walked over quickly and looked up. He saw three big red characters "Xunfang Pavilion" written above the gate.
"I'll go! Why is this a brothel?" Guo Xuanwu hesitated for a moment, then stepped into the door.
The small courtyard is not big, and is divided into two courtyards: front and rear. Although there are not many guests in the front courtyard, the sounds of lewdness can be heard constantly, which made Guo Xuanwu frown.
Dongfang Jieduan smiled slightly and led Guo Xuanwu into the backyard.
The backyard is very quiet. The courtyard is filled with potted plants of all seasons, colorful flowers are blooming, and the air is filled with the refreshing fragrance of flowers. It is very different from the clutter and noise in the front yard.
Dongfang Jieduan and Guo Xuanwu took their seats in the living room, respectively, and a mediocre-looking maid of fourteen or fifteen years old served tea.
"I haven't asked you how to call me young hero yet? You killed that Yin loach with one sword. It was so satisfying! Hahahaha..."
Guo Xuanwu smiled slightly: "My lord, Guo Qinglong, this is a trivial matter and not worth mentioning!"
Dongfang Jieduan asked Guo Xuanwu again about the purpose of his trip, and Guo Xuanwu explained his plan to enter the "Langyuan Immortal Sky" and buy a minor official in Shura Prison.
Chapter completed!