"That's more like it! You're pretending to be sick when you're not sick, how can I explain to your master?"

"Just fool around, and you can make him hundreds of yuan!"

"You are not sick, but if I don't treat you or take medicine, how can you have the nerve to defraud him of his money?"

"Your Majesty, let me tell you, my mistress is very beautiful. My male master is not at home all year round. Do you want to help your Majesty?"

"You deserve a beating, right? Do you want to live as a pimp for the mistress?" In fact, Goudan didn't really want to take care of the dog, he just felt that the dog was a little naive. Goudan saw that the owner of the dog was a little impatient, so he asked

Dog owner, what disease does the dog have?

"I don't know what the disease is. Sometimes it hits the wall by itself, sometimes it has no appetite, sometimes it eats a lot, and it is a little moody. Except for my daughter, it never got angry. It barked at me and my wife non-stop.

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"When I was communicating with it just now, I found through observation that your dog has a tendency to be depressed. Take it out for a walk when you are free. In this way, I will use acupuncture and qigong to treat it!"

So Goudan gave the dog an injection, which was to relax the muscles and activate blood circulation. Then Goudan pretended to do the exercises for the dog for ten minutes, and then told the dog owner that he would be cured after another treatment next week. Since the dog

Having said that, Goudan asked the dog owner for 200 yuan, and the "chat" was not free.

Before leaving, Goudan patted the dog on the head, meaning to let it do its own thing and not harm the flowers of the motherland. "Don't worry, Your Majesty, I will definitely do what you told me. When the hero leaves, I will definitely find an opportunity to let you do it."

Meet the heroine. When the time comes, it’s love at first sight, but don’t forget the connection between this dog!”

"Okay, come on, believe it or not, I'll kick you twice!"

"Hey hey hey, bye my king!"

The last dog Goudan saw in the morning was a brown Rhodesian Ridgeback. This big dog looked very ordinary, but its fur looked short and smooth, and it felt very good to touch.

"Hello, Your Majesty!" The Ridgeback gave the King a standard military salute.

"Hey, that's interesting, you have received special training!"

"Yes, my master taught me many tricks and often took me out to eat and drink! I once made a bet with someone that I could count and add and subtract within ten, but others didn't believe it. In the end, two people

My master won a thousand yuan in a bet!"

"Are you really good at math?"

"Addition and subtraction within ten!"

"What's two plus two?"

"Woof woof woof!"

“What’s three plus four?”

"Woof woof woof, woof woof woof!"

"Hey!" This bitch is really convinced!

"What's wrong with you? Your master brought you here?"

"I have bitten three people in the past two days. The owner gave them rabies vaccinations and gave them gifts. I wanted to beat me to death, but I couldn't bear to do it. Didn't I ask you to come and see if I have any disease?"

"What's the disease? Rabies!"

"Your Majesty, you can't talk about this disease. If you talk about this disease, I will die!"

"Looking at your arrogance, you look a bit like a rabid dog!"

"Your Majesty, I swear, I promise, this is really not rabies! It's just that the master ignores me and doesn't respect me. I act coquettishly to make them pay attention to me!"

"Well, I'll just say that you are in adolescence and have youthful restlessness. I can let you go out to find a woman for fun, how about that?"

"I will never forget the kindness of your Majesty! But if you say that, you won't make any money. If you add a small problem, you will spend one or two hundred yuan on him!"

"Okay, I'll give you acupuncture and Qigong therapy, and you'll get two hundred yuan. It's mutually beneficial. Is that interesting, Your Majesty?"
Chapter completed!