I grabbed the ice and tried to climb up, but my hand stuck to the ice the moment it touched the ice!

Uncle Li curled his lips, "Call Master, maybe I will pull you up, otherwise, after soaking for a while, you may freeze into a popsicle!"

I trembled in the ice water and said, "You know how to play dirty tricks. Who will recognize you as a master?"

Uncle Li crossed his arms, stared at me and said, "You are so stubborn! Let me see how long you can hold on?"

"Old man, listen carefully. I am Yuwei's lover. If I freeze to death in the water, she will kill you when she wakes up!"

Uncle Li stepped on me again, "When she sees me, she calls me uncle! Don't even think about using Weiwei to suppress me!"

Damn it! This old man refused to take any advice. I was in the ice water, and my twitching became more and more severe. In the end, I no longer had the strength to speak...

…

While I was struggling in the ice water, I discovered that the temperature of the water around me was slowly rising, and the surrounding ice was also slowly melting!

When Uncle Li saw this, he looked at me in surprise, and finally stretched out his fishing rod, hung it on my neck, and pulled me onto the ice.

At this time, the daytime temperature was around minus 12 degrees. When I came out of the water, my teeth were trembling with cold. I lay flat on the ice and finally lost consciousness...

…

I don’t know how long it took, but I was woken up by a man and a woman arguing.

"You stinky old man, you almost froze him to death!"

"Blue Shadow Sect, high priest? Why do you follow this kid?"

"none of your business?"

"This kid is too reckless. In order for him not to suffer a big loss, I let him go into the river and calm down."

"Fart! This priest is here! What harm can he suffer?"

"A high priest who is being hunted everywhere! What qualifications does he have to speak arrogantly?"

"If I hadn't burned all my clothes in the last fight, I would have gone out and shot you to death now!"

"Just stay on your bed."

I opened my hazy eyes and found Uncle Li holding a cigarette and looking at me with a wicked smile.

And I felt as if there was a warm stove next to me. Without thinking, I hugged it directly. Just when I was enjoying the pleasant temperature and smooth touch, I was kicked out of the bed!

Uncle Li laughed loudly, "Haha... High Priest? Have you never seen such a stuck oil?"

A voice of shame and anger came from the bed, "Smelly old man, if you can, give me some clothes, and I will go out and shoot you to death right now!"

Uncle Li said angrily, "I'm really scared!"

I picked up a shabby military coat and covered it with me. I looked suspiciously in the direction of the bed and found a charming woman wrapped in a quilt sitting at the head of the bed. Her long hair was spread over her shoulders and one of her long white legs was exposed.

Outside the bed, the moist eyes are full of tenderness...

"Lan Feng? Why are you lying on my bed?"

Lan Feng said angrily, "You still have the nerve to say that? It's not because of you!"

I looked at Lan Feng suspiciously, "What's going on?"

"This priest is in your shadow. When you fell into the water just now, I fell in with you!"

I pointed at Uncle Li and said, "I'm sorry, it's all this stinky old man's fault!"

Uncle Li said with a cold face, "Let's get down to business. If you want to learn skills from me, you won't be able to do it in two days."

"How long will it take?"

"Don't say it will take 20 years!"

I almost couldn't carry it in one breath!

"Are you kidding me? In 20 years, Zhang Qingheng, I don't need to kill him, he might be dead already!"

Uncle Li scratched his head and said, "Then let's practice for half a month."

I said excitedly, "You promised to teach me?"

"Let's see how your endurance is first. Get up, put on your clothes, and follow me."

My down jacket was soaked, so I could only put on Uncle Li's shabby army coat. I looked at Lan Feng on the bed, "How are you?"

Lan Feng waved her hand, "Come here."

I walked towards Lan Feng suspiciously.

"Turn around."

I turned around and looked back, and found that Lan Feng had disappeared.

I looked around, but I heard a disembodied female voice coming from behind me, "Stop looking, remember to buy me a set of clothes."

I agreed, and Uncle Li and I came to the ice in the middle of the river.

Uncle Li said sternly, "Get your horse in position."

Then he took out two knives and said,

"These two knives, one is the 'Sea-Suppressing Blade' and the other is the 'Spiritual Fire Blade,' and both knives weigh 25 kilograms."

After saying that, he threw the two knives directly to me.

I picked up the two knives with difficulty and said, "Aren't you going to teach me how to use the knife? What's going on here with the knife and the horse step?"

Uncle Li said, "If you can't even hold the knife steadily, why should you learn sword skills? Just hold it like this to exercise your arm strength."

This stinky old man, is he going to teach me?

I struggled to stand on horseback, holding up two heavy knives, but within ten minutes, my back and legs ached!

"Smelly old man, how can you hold on like this?"

"If you can't hold on, just tell me and I'll throw you into the river to take a bath."

"Are you kidding me?"

Uncle Li put bait on the fishing rod and threw it into the ice hole, "If you don't like it, try it."

This stinky old man, I curse him for giving birth to a son without a butt!

After finally making it to night, I returned to Uncle Li’s simple room and lay on the bed unable to get up...

Uncle Li usually looked serious when I looked at him, but when I lived with him, I realized that

This old man smokes and drinks, lies in bed and watches island country action movies, snores and farts in his sleep, and looks like an old and immoral funny guy.

It seems that the appearance of being through many vicissitudes of life and seeing through the world of mortals is just an act...

The next morning, before dawn, I was dragged out of bed by Uncle Li!

"Get up, zamabu!"

"You stinky old man? Did you read the clock backwards? It's only 5 o'clock!"

"Do you still want to go into the river and take a bath?"

day…

I got dressed and continued to the Zamabu in the center of the river under the pontoon bridge.

Uncle Li, as if he was deliberately putting pressure on me, used an ice pick not far from me to cut a hole in the ice, smoking and fishing at the same time.

It was twilight, and I stood on the ice. I suspected that my dick was frozen solid!

Under the hazy sunlight, a graceful silhouette on the riverside came towards us.

With the faint morning light, I recognized the person, "Meng Qing'er? Why are you here?"

At this time, I was riding a horse, holding two knives in both hands, like a gorilla showing off his power...

Meng Qing'er was surprised by my appearance and said with admiration,

"Are you active or passive?"

"Stop talking nonsense, what do you want from me?"

Meng Qing'er said, "We have almost collected the intelligence. Do you want to take action tomorrow?"

"Delay the operation for half a month and continue to find out all the information about Zhang Qingheng. It is best to know what time he goes to bed, what time he eats, and what time he picks up women."

Meng Qing'er handed me a bag of clothes and said, "The second lady asked me to bring this to you."

My legs were shaking and I said, "What? Did she guess that I would be detained?"

Meng Qing'er scratched her head and said, "I don't know. Anyway, she said it will take half a month for you to come back."

I looked at Uncle Li who was fishing, and then I realized that it was Yu Hui and this stinky old man who were working together to plot against me!

Meng Qing'er handed Uncle Li a pack of cigarettes, "The second lady gave this to you."

Uncle Li nodded, "Nowadays, there are not many young people who know how to respect the elderly."

Meng Qing'er nodded and said, "Then I'll leave first. If you need anything, call me."
To be continued...