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Chapter 275: Who is the mastermind(1/2)

After saying that, I raised the sand in my hand and said fiercely, "Open your mouth."

Lan Hu turned his head and said stubbornly, "I don't like eating sand, why should I listen to you?"

Hearing this, I shook off the sand and said, "Don't think I can't cure you."

After saying that, I took off her shoes and scratched her soles vigorously.

"ah!"

The latter roared angrily, "You little bastard, I'm going to kill you..."

"Little bastard? You seem to be younger than me, right?" I grabbed her soles hard and said.

The latter was so angry that she was shaking all over, but the itching on her soles made her laugh wildly. In the end, she even burst into tears.

"Hey, please be gentle. If you continue like this, she will laugh to death and you won't be able to ask anything." Lan Yue reminded her.

I helplessly threw her feet to the ground, "What should I do? Yu Hui's life and death are unknown, and this guy is soft and hard to eat. If it doesn't work, just throw her into the lake to feed the fish."

"What a waste! I burned all the fish in the lake to death. Besides, in your current situation, can you still drag her away?" Lan Yue said.

"Then tell me a way." I asked helplessly.

"The biggest weakness of the blue shadow that recognizes its master is its master. But now we don't know who her master is, so we can't threaten her..." Lan Yue said.

"Are you talking about 'dialectics'? What I want to hear is the solution. I don't need you to weigh the pros and cons and explain the situation here." I said angrily.

"Perhaps you can chat with her about daily life, maybe you can come up with a few words." Lan Yue said.

I thought about it carefully and nodded, "Okay. So what do you Lan Yings like to talk about the most?"

"The hair on the master's body, the hair on the master's body, how many moles there are on the master's body..."

Hearing this, I suddenly had black lines floating all over my head.

"Okay, shut up."

After saying that, I walked up to Lan Hu and blew a puff of smoke at her provocatively, "Hey, old woman, how much hair does your master have on your body?"

Lan Hu smiled softly, and then shouted at me, "Get out!"

I leaned on the ground and finished smoking one cigarette after another. "Can you pay attention to your attitude? You stole my wife, are you still reasonable?"

"The one who stole your wife was my master, not me. So, if you have anything to do, go talk to him." Lan Hu said with heavy breath.

"Then tell me where he is? I'll go find him."

Lan Hu glanced at me sideways, then frowned, "There's no way you can trick me."

I was about to have a seizure when Lan Yue's voice sounded in my ears again.

"She has a 'brocade bag' on her body, which must contain clues to its owner."

Hearing this, I quickly lifted up Lan Hu's black robe. Seeing this, the latter suddenly became nervous.

"What are you doing? If you dare to touch me, my master will cut you into pieces." Lan Hu said angrily.

"Don't worry, I'm not interested in you."

After saying that, I pulled open Lan Hu's black robe and continued to rummage inside her cheongsam.

"If you say you're not interested in something that looks like a beast, then why are you pulling on my 'tiger robe'?" Lan Hu said angrily.

I ignored her question and still searched her body for a long time. What surprised me was that, let alone a "brocade bag", she didn't even have a "pocket" on her body.

"Where is this brocade bag?"

"What are you searching for? It's under her hair!" Lan Yue reminded impatiently.

Hearing this, I immediately blushed. "Why didn't you tell me earlier?"

"I see that you are searching vigorously, I guess you want to borrow some oil, so I will let you be proud for a while." Lan Yue whispered.

Hearing this, I shook my head helplessly and lifted up Lan Hu's long hair. But what surprised me was that when I rummaged around Lan Hu's body, she didn't resist. When I flipped up her hair, she suddenly became nervous.

He got up. He picked up the hammer with difficulty and tried to hit me.

Seeing this, I pushed the hammer away and said, "In your current situation, don't hit yourself with the hammer."

After saying that, I took off the palm-sized brocade bag hidden in my long hair.

When I opened it, I found that it was full of all kinds of strange-shaped medicinal materials, as well as some "hairpin"-shaped small metals.

"What are all these?" I asked.

"I need to take a closer look. But the things on Lanyingjiao's 'Three Heavens' must be good things." Lan Yue whispered.

Hearing this, I casually threw the brocade bag into the shadow, "You can keep it if you like it."

Before he finished speaking, the blue tiger on the ground became furious and said, "You little bastard, give it back to me."

"Hey, why should I listen to you?" I said with a bad smile.

"When I regain my strength, I will be the first to chop off your head." Lan Hu said angrily.

I pinched my dry throat and said, "Let's wait until you recover."

It was already noon, and under the scorching sun, the entire ground was like Taishang Laojun's alchemy furnace.

The long drought seemed to have dried up the moisture in the land, causing the two people to suffer under the scorching sun.

I lit another cigarette and asked, "Old woman, do you have any water on you?"

Lan Hu adjusted his black robe and curled up on the ground, "No, I won't give you a drink even if there is."

I took a puff of cigarette and shook the dried mud on my body, "Can the water in that mud lake be drunk?"

Lan Hu rolled his eyes at me and said, "The 'muddy water' is full of fish feces and bird droppings. If you drink it, you will have diarrhea and die."

I pointed to the big sun above my head and said, "So violent? But if this continues, we will die of thirst even if we don't have water."

"I'm telling you, Lan Yingying can go without food or water for half a month, or even a month. So, don't talk about us, you and I are not the same person at all." Lan Hu said angrily.

I held up the latter's slightly squirming jaw and said, "Half a month? A month? Why don't you say you don't need to drink water in your life?"

"I am willing, do you care?" Lan Hu said with heavy breath.

Another arrogant idiot. I looked around and found that the heat wave even distorted the sky in the distance.

After looking around, my mouth was dry and my eyes finally fell on Lan Hu.

The latter's delicate body trembled, "What do you want to do?"

My eyes were shining as I grabbed her arm.

Lan Hu thought I was going to drink her blood, so he pulled his arm hard and said, "Let me tell you, the blood of our four great deities are poisonous. If you drink it, you will definitely die faster than if you didn't drink it."

I clamped the latter's arm hard and stretched out my tongue to lick the sweat on her arm.

The light body fragrance, enveloping the delicate body dripping with sweat, makes people feel a little dazed.

I once experienced such a life-and-death situation with "Yuwei" on a volcanic island...

Lan Hu withdrew his arm forcefully, "Get out of here, don't touch me."

I smiled disdainfully, "Tch, you're talking like no one wants to touch you."

Lan Hu gasped and cursed angrily, "When the master gets the second lady, let me see if you can still smile?"

I took a puff of cigarette and said, "After I regain my strength, I will chase her back in a minute."

Lan Hu's mouth twitched and he said, "No chance. My war horse knows the way. If you can't catch it today, it will send the second lady to my master."

Hearing this, my head immediately became filled with blood, and I grabbed the latter by the collar and said angrily, "Hurry up and call him back."

Lan Hu gasped and shook his head, "There's nothing we can do. It's too far away now and can't hear my voice at all."

Hearing this, I sighed and weakly threw the blue tiger to the ground. Then I climbed hard in the direction where the black horse left.

"You can't catch up with that horse even if you crawl like this." Lan Yue whispered.

"Then I will chase her, no matter what happens, I will chase my wife back." I said with heavy breath.

"I know you want to save her. But you have to choose the right way to save people," Lan Yue said.

"Do you have any good ideas?" I said while crawling.

"You have serious internal injuries now? It's better to heal the injuries first and then chase after it. Compared with crawling, the chance of catching up with it will be greater." Lan Yue said.

Hearing this, I immediately stopped in place. But I didn't want to think about it, but Lan Hu's sledgehammer attracted my attention.

I crawled to her side, picked up the sledgehammer on the ground and asked, "Did you inflict the blunt force injuries on Yu Hui's body?"

Blue Tiger, who was curled up on the ground, glanced sideways at me and said, "What if it was me who hit you? So what if I didn't hit you?"

I stood up with a sledgehammer and roared with a ferocious face, "She needs painkillers every day to fall asleep. Why are you idiots willing to hurt her so badly?"

Lan Hu stared at me with blank eyes. Under the scorching sun, the sweat on her head kept flowing into the corners of her eyes, but she never even blinked.

"If you want to take action, do it. What nonsense are you talking about?" Lan Hu said coldly.

Hearing this, my mind went into a trance. Tolerating one's enemies is cruelty to oneself.

Thinking of this, I raised the blue tiger's sledgehammer, pointed it at the beautiful head, and smashed it down.
To be continued...
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