Chapter 256: Peeling. Leather Cheongsam III(1/2)
Seeing this, Uncle Li caught the two of them like rabbits, "You two are so out of character!"
But Zhou Linlin didn't take it seriously. After breaking away from Uncle Li, she tentatively approached Ji Ying, rubbed her palms and said, "Ji Yixian, let's discuss it. I'll help you take off this cheongsam, and you can leave a small piece of skin for me.
Would it be nice to commemorate it?”
Meng Qing'er also echoed with gleaming eyes, "I want it too, I want it too..."
Although Ji Ying was a little confused, she still smiled and nodded, "As long as you get 'it' off, I will promise you anything."
After hearing this, the two of them were immediately overjoyed and squatted on the ground to discuss countermeasures.
Meng Qing'er put forward her opinions to Zhou Linlin.
But Zhou Linlin patted me on the shoulder and said, "Don't bother me. Just put her in cold water. I just need this 'Mr. Xiao Meng' to be an assistant."
I nodded quickly and said, "Okay, I will definitely cooperate."
Hearing this, Zhou Linlin nodded and walked quickly to the backyard of the bar, "Hold her and follow me."
…
When you come to the backyard, the first thing you see is an open-air swimming pool more than ten meters wide. The cold wind at night creates ripples on the water, and the bright moonlight can easily illuminate the clear bottom of the pool.
"Hold her down." Zhou Linlin pointed to the swimming pool and said.
Hearing this, I quickly followed the instructions. Although it was already summer, the cold wind blowing through at night still made both of us tremble with cold.
The water in the swimming pool was very deep, and I was standing in the water dragging Ji Ying, both of us with only two heads exposed.
"What to do next?" I asked, looking above my head.
Zhou Linlin waved her hand, "Let's soak for two hours first."
I swallowed hard and said, "Are you kidding me?"
"If you want to save her life, you must soak in the water." Zhou Linlin said decisively.
I shuddered again, "Who can stand soaking in such cold water for two hours?"
Zhou Linlin rolled her eyes at me, "What? You can't stand doing this for a woman? Why don't you say you can't stand it when you feel comfortable on a woman? You're as tired as a dead pig, and you keep yelling. It feels so good.
.cool.cool.so…”
Hearing this, I was immediately speechless, "Okay, these words are harsh enough. I'll listen to you."
"You take your time soaking it first, while Meng Qing'er and I are going to prepare some things."
After saying that, the two of them hurried back to the bar, leaving Uncle Li and I standing there with our eyes wide open.
"Uncle Li, how was your honeymoon with Sister Linlin?" I asked with great interest.
Uncle Li squatted next to me and lit a cigarette, "What else can I do? Try your best to make up for the debts over the years."
I stretched out my hand and motioned to Uncle Li to light one for me too.
"Has your boy learned to smoke?" Uncle Li asked.
"What's wrong with this thing? Isn't it just that nicotine anesthetizes the nerves?" I curled my lips and said.
Uncle Li lit a cigarette and handed it to me, "You kid, listen to me. The feelings of 'Yu Wei' and 'Yu Hui' towards you are self-evident. Forget about that 'Zhao Ting', now this
I’m holding another one in my arms! You can’t do this in Fengliu, right?”
I shook Ji Ying in my arms and said, "Old man Li, please stop talking alarmist here. People are all about emotions. I was seriously injured three days ago. If this medical fairy hadn't exhausted all his skills to save me,
I have already met Max. Now that she is in trouble, how can I ignore her?"
Uncle Li curled his lips and said meaningfully, "It's just that you are obsessed with it, don't give yourself excuses."
"Believe it or not."
Hearing this, Uncle Li rolled his eyes at me and said, "I'm going to see if they're ready. You can just soak here slowly. It's best to soak those two eggs of yours."
"You're such a heartless, prodigal old man. I curse you to pee on the bed every night."
"Don't be jealous, my kidneys are fine."
After saying that, the old man walked away humming a little tune.
At this time, Ji Ying was also awakened by the cold water. She first looked around, and finally her eyes fell on me.
"The water is too cold. Put me down and go ashore."
I hugged her hands tightly and said, "Don't worry, I can hold on."
The cold pool water seemed to ease Ji Ying's pain. She sighed heavily, "We meet by chance, and at most we are just passers-by who share hardships together. So you don't have to be so nice to me..."
I pinched her slender waist and said, "Mr. Ji, you and I are more than just a chance meeting. It's simply a beautiful misunderstanding."
Ji Ying laughed dumbly and handed the bank card I gave her back to me, "If I can't survive this test, I'll leave my children to you."
I looked directly into her eyes and said seriously, "You have a good idea. That's more than 100 children. It is not allowed to be born without raising children."
Ji Ying lost her voice and said, "You kid, stop talking nonsense. I've never given birth to a single child!"
"Then, where did you get so many children?" I asked with a smirk on my face.
Ji Ying stretched out her jade hand and made ripples in the water, "They are all homeless children."
"Then you don't have to worry about them anymore. Just hang out with me from now on." I approached Ji Ying and said.
The fragrance of the latter's breath slapped my face rhythmically.
"If I could let go, I wouldn't have to wait until now. Rather than saying that I took them in, it's better to say that they took in my wandering heart."
Because the water temperature was too low, our breathing began to become more and more rapid.
I took another puff of cigarette and defiantly blew the smoke ring on Ji Ying's face.
"How about leaving this wandering heart here with me?"
Ji Ying pulled the cigarette in my hand to her mouth and took a puff. Then she raised her head slightly, and the blue smoke surrounded her beautiful face, making it look like a dream under the moonlight.
"My heart is too expensive. You may not be able to accept it."
I couldn't help but get in front of her again.
"thump!"
But just when our lips were about to touch each other again, there was a sound of "heavy objects" falling into the water, which suddenly interrupted our love.
Zhou Linlin swam to me and said, "You two, stop being clingy. It's almost time. Meng Qing'er and I are here to take off her armor."
I stared blankly at the two people in front of me. On this windy and moonlit night, they were all wearing extremely terrifying skull masks. In fact, Ji Ying and I were mentally prepared, and we were frightened to the core by them.
"What are you doing?" I asked with a trembling voice.
"Do what I should do." Meng Qing'er said.
"What you mean by preparing something is to change into a set of swimsuits and trunks, and then put on a mask to scare me?"
Hearing this, Zhou Linlin and Meng Qing'er raised their hands at the same time, "Here's the thing."
A closer look revealed that both of them were holding an 18-pound sledgehammer in their hands!
Seeing this, I quickly stopped her and said, "What are you going to do? Smash her to pieces?"
Zhou Linlin raised her sledgehammer and said, "If you don't understand, ask less. Just cooperate with us."
Hearing this, I suddenly broke into a cold sweat and shook my head like a rattle. "If you don't make it clear, I won't cooperate with you."
"I'm so nagging, I'll hit you too!" Meng Qing'er raised her sledgehammer and said angrily.
I hurriedly swam back a few meters. "If you come here again, I won't be polite to you."
Seeing this, Ji Ying, who had been silent all this time, gently stroked the rag on the water and said, "Don't be nervous, they are just scaring me."
"Ah? What do you mean?"
Meng Qing'er put down the sledgehammer and said, "It's really boring. You found out so quickly."
Ji Ying explained, "Fear will secrete adrenaline and cause a skin reaction where the hairs stand on end, which helps me take off the cheongsam."
Zhou Linlin also threw away the sledgehammer, "Have a look at the 'skin-removing armor'?"
Hearing this, I nodded numbly and hurriedly dragged Ji Ying out of the water. The latter's cheongsam disappeared as expected, but was replaced by a set of "iron armor" made of thousands of steel nails.
"What should I do?"
Seeing this, the two looked at each other awkwardly, "No response to this? It seems that there is only one last option left."
"Tell me."
"Use tweezers to see if you can pull out the steel nail." Zhou Linlin said helplessly.
Looking at Ji Ying shivering in my arms, I said helplessly, "Then hurry up."
After hearing this, the two took off their masks, took out the tweezers and came to me.
But I soon discovered that the steel nails embedded in Ji Ying's skin could not be pulled out at all.
"What should we do?" Meng Qing'er asked with a headache.
Seeing this, Zhou Linlin also sighed, "There is really nothing we can do now."
To be continued...