"What's going on? They're all weird. They look at me like a mouse meets a cat." Dai Mingdao scratched his head again and couldn't help but muttered. He was about to pull Duan Yuhan out of the room and question him.

After asking clearly, he suddenly caught a glimpse of his sister Xiaoyun jumping in and out of the courtyard door.

Dai Mingdao rolled his eyes and immediately had an idea in his mind. He flashed over and hugged Meng Yuanyun's waist from behind.

"Yeah!!!...Boom!...Boom!"

A scream rang out, followed by continuous thunder and lightning. As Meng Yuanyun's ability improved, her self-defense lightning strikes became more fierce, which was not something ordinary people could withstand. Dai Mingdao was instantly chopped to pieces.

My whole body was numb, and I lay upright in the yard and couldn't stop twitching.

There was such a big commotion in the yard, which naturally attracted everyone nearby. But when everyone saw the situation where the incident occurred, they all spat and went back to their homes to find their mothers.

Meng Yuanyun looked back and realized that she had hit the wrong person. She immediately squatted down and helped Dai Mingdao up, apologizing again and again: "Brother Mingdao, I'm sorry, I thought someone was attacking me!"

"Sister Xiaoyun, why do I feel that everyone is so weird today?" After Dai Mingdao's numbness disappeared, he quickly got up from the ground and put one hand on Meng Yuanyun's shoulder and asked.

"Brother Mingdao, you did so many earth-shattering things last night, why are you asking me now?" Meng Yuanyun raised her head and blinked curiously and asked.

"I only remember drinking a glass of beer last night, and then I didn't know anything else..." De Mingdao touched his nose and thought carefully, but in the end he still found nothing.

"Really? You don't remember it at all?" Meng Yuanyun looked unbelieving and confirmed again.

Dai Mingdao nodded firmly, his eyes full of questions.

"Okay, let me tell you." Meng Yuanyun confirmed again and did not see anything strange on De Mingdao's face, so she recalled: "Last night you drank a glass of wine and immediately

You were drunk, and then you kept pouring wine on yourself. Maybe you were happy with the drink, and you also shouted and sang for everyone to cheer up."

"Who?" Dai Mingdao asked with his eyes wide open.

"You!" Meng Yuanyun suddenly burst out laughing, holding her stomach.

"I'm not tone-deaf, can I listen to this song?" Dai Ming said, somewhat speechless.

"Brother Mingdao, every note of your song falls unexpectedly in an unexpected place." Meng Yuanyun smiled and then tilted her head to describe: "This song sounds like a lot of 'biochemicals' produced after eating too much excrement and urine and eating delicious food."

Weapons', every 'biochemical weapon' is mixed with good alloys, it feels like this..."

"What does this mean?" Dai Mingdao was confused.

"Oh, I can't tell clearly. Anyway, I have uploaded your song to the Internet. You will know it after listening to it yourself?"

Not long after, the sound of ghosts crying and wolves howling came from the small courtyard. Those who didn't know it thought it was someone who had been subjected to horrific torture. The sound was indeed unpleasant, but the ups and downs of the sound were full of movement, and after listening to it for a long time, it became a little bit heady.

A silver gun suddenly shot out from outside the small courtyard and was inserted squarely in front of Dai Mingdao. He was so frightened that he quickly closed the certain music APP on his mobile phone.

"Isn't it just singing? It won't make everyone so weird..." Dai Mingdao muttered.

"Singing is just an appetizer." Meng Yuanyun's expression began to become complicated: "After singing, you felt hot and started to take off your clothes, and then shouted that you were going to swim in the West Lake. So many of us couldn't stop it, and we watched helplessly.

I went down with you..."

"No way!" De Mingdao was shocked. Swimming in the West Lake was a big or small matter, so he hurriedly asked: "What happened next?"

"Later, Uncle Wang came over with his men, shouted on the shore, and rented a boat to drag you ashore, but he couldn't catch you. This video should have been spread all over the Internet now..."

"Nani!" Dai Mingdao tremblingly entered keywords on his mobile phone to search for his glorious deeds. In fact, he didn't have to search for it. This novel incident made headlines early this morning.

Dai Mingdao covered his face after watching this shameful video, and asked feebly: "Did I be arrested by Director Wang and others later?"

"It would be great if you could catch them... They are no match for you. The handcuffs break as soon as you pull them off; the stun gun is completely ineffective; the anesthesia gun can't break your defense; after struggling for a long time, you still managed to get to the shore by yourself." Meng Yuan

Yun smiled brightly: "But when you came ashore, you didn't know where your pants were. Then you lay naked on the shore and yelled to find your pants. You reached into the water to dig out, but how could you find them? Then you simply

Just pump up water from the West Lake."

After hearing this, Dai Ming rolled his eyes and wished he could get under the ground immediately: "My whole life's reputation has been ruined! I have no face to see anyone!"

Meng Yuanyun continued: "Uncle Wang felt that they couldn't handle you, so it would be better to let you stop naturally, so he ordered the entire area to be cleared. Later, after you drained half of the water in the West Lake, it might be

I felt a little cold, so I targeted Baisha."

"No...it can't be..." Dai Mingdao swallowed, his eyes full of hope, hoping that he would not do anything to Bai Sha.

"Brother Mingdao, you are really disrespecting your talent by not becoming a barber!" Meng Yuanyun praised: "Your wind magic is as pure as fire. You control three tornadoes at the same time to blow the whole white gauze into the air and toss it around.

In just a few strokes, she was shaved clean and smooth, and the rabbit hair all over the sky was like snowflakes flying in the wind, it was so spectacular!"

"Really shaved?" The expectation in Dai Mingdao's eyes disappeared, but he couldn't help but confirm again.

Meng Yuanyun nodded and continued: "You take out a piece of magic cloth and wrap these rabbit furs, and quickly sew a piece of clothing to wrap around your body. Then take out the refining furnace to heat it up."

"What about Bai Sha?"

"She was protected by us right away, and we also put a dress on her. She is fine, but I heard her keep talking about taking your dog's life. I guess you will benefit from it in the future.

"This was answered by Mu Xiaodie. She had just finished her daily training and was coming back from outside.

"What a sin!" Dao Ming sighed and asked, "I didn't do anything else, right?"

Mu Xiaodie smiled and said: "When the refining furnace is on, you want to refine weapons, and then you throw in other people's barbecue stalls to refine them. Not only the stalls, but also the meat, condiments, beer and so on are thrown in

, and finally got a weird weapon. The shape of this weapon is as abstract as a Picasso painting. After looking at it for a long time, it will make people feel inexplicably disgusting. You are still nagging that this weapon is too evil and needs to have the aura of a king.

To suppress it, I rushed over and picked off the scales on Emilia’s forehead. Now that you have offended those two women to death, the top priority is to quickly find a way to deal with them!"

"Drinking makes things worse! I won't drink anymore until I die!" Dai Mingdao wailed and asked, "What other embarrassing things have I done? Why don't you just tell them all together? I can still stand it now."

"You released the Shadow Star Beast and asked half of the people in Hangzhou to dance with you for more than half an hour. After dancing, you fell to the ground and fell asleep. It was untouchable. Director Wang and the others spent a lot of effort to

You get it in the car and bring it back.

Now, Director Wang and the others have found someone to take away your huge weapon refining furnace and strange weapons that ordinary people cannot lift. You are drunk and causing trouble. You have to go to the city bureau for investigation and you have to compensate the West Lake management department and the vendors.

The notice of economic loss and penalty is now with Sister Lifei." Mu Xiaodie became more and more enthusiastic as she spoke, with a look of gloating on her face.

"Hey, it's so hard for me!" Dai Mingdao sighed, asked about Bai Sha and Amelia's room, and was going to go over to apologize. Compared with the confiscated things, letting these two women calm down was the top priority.

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Emilia and Baisha were arranged to rest in the same room. At this time, they were sitting on the sofa in the living room and no one spoke. The two people were originally hostile and had nothing in common. Now one of them was shaved by Deming.

One person has lost his hair, and the other person has had his identity symbol removed. How can he be so depressed now that he is still in the mood to talk?

"Princess Amelia, Miss Baisha, how did you sleep?" Dai Mingdao knocked on their room and said this common greeting.

"What do you think?" His face was wrapped in white gauze and his face could not be seen clearly, and his tone seemed to be filled with anger.

Emilia just sat expressionlessly on the main seat without saying a word. However, she kept looking up and down at De Mingdao, and a glint flashed in her eyes from time to time. It seemed that her heart was not as calm as she showed.

"I lost my temper after drinking last night and did such a ridiculous thing. I really shouldn't have done it! It is natural for Princess Emilia and Miss Bai Sha to be angry. Today I am here specifically to apologize to you two."

De Mingdao's expression was solemn, his tone was sincere, and he even gave a special gift: "This is a hair growth lotion specially developed by people on earth for people with hair loss. As long as it is applied to the affected area every day, thick hair will surely grow back over time..."

"Do you think it will be over once it grows? How can such a good thing happen!" Baisha's tone became even more angry.

"I also know that simply offering hair growth water is definitely not enough to express my apology, so I specially prepared a more expensive gift for you two." Dai Mingdao quickly took out two translucent sealed wide-mouth bottles and said: "This

The two bottles contain good things that can keep women young, you will definitely look more radiant after eating them!"

"What's in this bottle? You said it so well. You're not bragging, right?" Emilia finally answered. She didn't look as angry as Bai Sha showed.

"This is the fruit of the beauty flower, which has excellent beautifying and beauty effects!" Dai Mingdao was afraid that people would not know the product, so he also specially introduced the effects.
Chapter completed!