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33. Pay your debts

Dai Mingdao and Fatty Zhao chatted for an hour, then packed two dinners from his hotel and took them home. As soon as he entered the house, he saw Mu Xiaodie sitting on the sofa with his cheeks puffed and sulking.

"What's wrong?" Dai Mingdao put the dinner on the table, sat down next to her, and asked with concern.

"I am your bodyguard, okay? Are you the one who left the bodyguard like this and went out for a walk alone? What should I do when I encounter danger?" Mu Xiaodie stared at him without blinking, and said solemnly.

"Okay, I'll bring you everywhere next time I go!" Dai Mingdao was a little weak for no reason, so he quickly admitted his mistake. He calmed down Mu Xiaodie's anger. He took out three small porcelain bottles and said, "Come on, this is for you. You can drink body fluids or pour them in water to soak them. It will make your skin smoother and fairer, and your body stronger and stronger."

Mu Xiaodie snatched the three small porcelain bottles, looked left and right, feeling very happy, and said, "Hmph, you have a conscience, I forgive you."

"Come on, I brought the supper from the hotel run by my classmate's family, made by the chef of a three-star hotel. Let's eat it quickly. It will be not delicious if it is cold."

Mu Xiaodie put away the porcelain bottle and joined the battle with supper.

After dinner, Dai Mingdao got on the game and changed his authentication information from blocking all to asking for authentication. The question was "What is my nickname?" The answer was "Hatin Miku". Only those who answered correctly can add his friends.

After getting through the certification problem, Dai Mingdao remembered his pet "smooth shit and urine". This guy didn't know where to go before Dai Mingdao went offline. After all, he was his own pet, so he couldn't ignore it. So he started looking for his pet in the camp. He circled around the camp but couldn't find it. Dai Mingdao was a little strange and wanted to send a dog search in the camp LAN. As a result, he was shocked by a message: looking for the owner of a gray-white pet, and when he saw the information, he quickly went to the Military Control Bureau to report it. The deadline was 24 hours, and killing dogs overdue to polite the anger!

"What's the situation?" Dai Mingdao felt that the situation was a bit serious. He only had pets in the entire camp, and the color and description were very similar to his "sheep and urine". "Isn't this foodie's family dismantling attribute causing some trouble, right?" Dai Mingdao thought about it more and more and more. When he rushed to the military office, he saw that his "sheep and urine" was indeed locked in a cage and hung at the gate. It was still trying hard to chew the poles on the cage. Carl looked at it.

When Dai Mingdao's expression was revealed, he smiled, took out a note of more than two meters long and handed it to Dai Mingdao's hand. Dai Mingdao trembled and opened the note, and carefully checked it. He saw that the list of the camp's damage reports and compensation prices were all included. There were tents, tables, tableware, weapons, armor, underwear, and all kinds of them were all complete. There were even excrement in the toilet, leftovers in the canteen, and kitchen waste.

Dai Mingdao covered his face and said weakly: "How much will it pay this time?"

"120,000 gold coins or 1:1 points." Carl replied expressionlessly.

"So much? Didn't this stupid dog deal with so much garbage for you?" Dai Ming asked.

"It's still urinating anywhere!" Carl retorted.

"What about what it pulled out?" This was the key, Dai Mingdao asked with the flow.

"Cleaning it, the cleaning fee is at the end." Carl answered seriously.

"Where is, I have to dig it out to fill my losses!" Dai Mingdao asked anxiously with red eyes.

Carl looked at Dai Ming with a caring and mentally retarded look and said, "This guy must have become a lunatic by so much compensation. It seems that he is helpless..." He shook his head, took Dai Ming Dao to an open space, pointed to the newly filled mud and said, "It's this, you can dig it yourself."

Dai Mingdao took out the shovel he had made on the road, dug a pit, used the long clip to pick up a bunch of dog shit, put them in a plastic bag (brought from the earth), and followed Carl back to the military supplies. He scratched his head and asked, "Where are those bitten things?"

"It's all piled up in the open space behind. Why are you asking this?" Karl said inexplicably.

"There is all this garbage for mine, so there is no garbage disposal fee." As he said that, Dai Mingdao took out a pen and crossed out the cleaning fee for these things on the long compensation list.

"I think the cleaning of kitchen waste, leftovers and excrement is so clean that a part of the labor fee should be increased." Dai Mingdao continued to be petty.

Carl also agreed, so he added a labor fee of 100 points to the list.

"There are only the losses of items and the costs of cleaning these things in the list, right?"

"Yes." Carl looked at the list and nodded.

"How many points are worth of that 20-level excellent equipment?"

“10,000 points.”

"What about medicines like 'blood recovery pill', 'shen health pill'?"

"500 points per pill."

Dai Mingdao took out his weakened version of the pills and said, "There are 50 pills here." He did not take out the "body fluid". It was used for starting a company.

Carl opened the bottle plug, poured it out and looked at it, confirming, "Although the quality is not high, the thing is right."

"Then you will get 25,000 points." Dai Mingdao said.

"After re-settlement, you still owe 80,000 points in debt."

"Okay, I'll get some equipment to pay off my debts." Dai Mingdao said, picking up a few pieces of dog cakes from the plastic bag, as well as some ordinary-grade equipment, and casually refining 8 pieces of high-grade equipment of level 20 to make up the numbers.

Carl looked at Dai Mingdao in shock and put his dog poop into the "Three Sees and Hundred Refining Cauldron" and made out pieces of equipment. He had thousands of MMPs in his heart and didn't know how to say it. If the people who got the equipment knew that the equipment they had spent tens of thousands of points were made of dog poop, I wonder what they would like to do?

After paying off the debt, Demingdao asked Carl: "Carl Quartermaster, it's not a big deal for my pet to be stocked like this. Is there any way to put away the pet?"

Carl gave him a very distressed look, "We provide special pet space services, which include complete pet rooms, restaurants, toilets, amusement parks and exercise facilities to ensure that pets can live comfortably. Of course, all services are paid; the basic set is free, and ordinary pet rooms and restaurant toilets are provided, and pet food must be provided by the owner themselves."

"If I buy the most advanced value-added service, I will ignore the pets. You can do it all, right? No additional charges, right?" Dai Mingdao asked.

"Yes, everything is covered by us, 1,000 points a day, no additional charge." Carl answered with the standards of ordinary pets, not realizing the uniqueness of "more shit and urine".

"OK, I bought it, this is a 3-day payment." Dai Mingdao readily paid 3,000 points to Carl and purchased a luxury pet management suit.

"Thank you, patron." Carl smiled and carried the dog cage with "a lot of shit and urine" into the inner room.

Dai Mingdao smiled completely like a conspiracy. When Carl came out, he immediately put away his smile and asked seriously: "How are you raising those herbs and materials now?"

"You have searched all the things, so how can I find any materials? Now the whole training camp is in chaos, where can I have time to collect materials?" Carl's face was depressed.

"What's the situation?"

"1. Search for the Storm Canyon; 2. Respond to the raids of hostile forces; 3. Respond to the riots of believers; 4. Various specific matters of the camp." Carl summarized.

"What's going on in this third and fourth?"

"You were not online this afternoon and don't know the situation. Today, a 20-meter-high humanoid creature appeared in our training camp, leaving a pair of footprints on the barracks. Then the God of Light and the believers of your players Catholics told me that the God of Light and the angels had arrived and had to come for a pilgrimage. But we are a military base and it is impossible for the idle people to come in, so we almost started fighting. Finally, the military headquarters issued an order to move our camp to the Storm Wind Canyon and give this place to those believers."

Dai Mingdao was very tactful and kept silent about humanoids. He held his eyes and said, "Carl, you are not kind to do this. I helped you clean up so many things that you were going to move out, reducing waste of supplies and improving the efficiency of camp. You only give such a little reward, right?"

"The agreement will not be changed." Carl refused firmly.

"Okay, I wish you good luck!" Dai Mingdao didn't bother him, and turned around and ran away very happily. Calculate the time, his baby Erha should have started to make trouble at this time...

Dai Mingdao left a message to his friends, saying that the express delivery had been sent out and they remember to sign for it. Then he ran to the open space behind the military commander office and put away all the debris that were bitten by "smooth shit and urine". Seeing that nothing was going on, he went offline to prepare for practice.

At this time, the military supplies were in chaos and very lively. "There is too much shit and urine" began to bite whatever he saw. Everything he encountered along the way was eaten into his stomach, and then after digestion and absorption, he became a dog poop and lying on the ground. In just half an hour, the luxurious pet space was left, and even the toilet was as clean as white as new.

Carl stood foolishly in the wind and was messy. He realized that he had been cheated and was very miserable.
Chapter completed!
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