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27. It's made of shit

Dai Mingdao told his teammates about the attribute of excessive excrement and urine. Everyone praised Dai Mingdao for his foresight. This guy really eats a lot and poops a lot, so the name "Excessive excrement and urine" is really worthy of his name.

After chewing his own eggshell, "Lots of Shit and Urine" stared at Mu Xiaodie's pet egg with gleaming eyes, and he had a tendency to pounce on it. When Mu Xiaodie saw that something was wrong in its eyes, he immediately put the pet egg in

Inside the backpack, "Pooping Too Much" saw that the pet egg was gone, "Woo-Woo" twice, then changed its target and wandered around looking for food. She gnawed on whatever she saw on tables, chairs, walls and floors. She was never picky about food.

Meng Yuanyun saw that it wasn't full yet, so she took out her "bottled standard military food" and fed it one pill. After eating it, it felt a little unsatisfied because it had "a lot of feces and urine", so it barked twice and pestered it.

Meng Yuanyun wanted to eat. Meng Yuanyun had no choice but to feed it another pill. It wasn't until he had eaten five pills that the foodie stopped. Then he found a corner and squatted down.

Shit is gone...

"..." Everyone looks at me and I think that Dai Mingdao is quite miserable. He eats "a lot of feces and urine" and urinates everywhere after eating it. Dai Mingdao really has a lot of things to worry about.

"Hahaha, you're definitely a shit shoveler." Lu Rong patted Dai Mingdao's shoulder carelessly and burst into laughter. The others also covered their mouths, suppressing their smiles, and were filled with suffocation.

Face flushed.

There was a "bang" sound, and an extra piece of poop came out of the urine. The sound was obviously not right. Everyone looked over following the sound, and saw a golden "sausage" lying on the ground, with a trace of steam rising from it. Deming said deeply

He sighed, took out some gray equipment and things, melted them, and made a long clamp to clamp dog daddy. When he clamped the "sausage" in front of everyone, everyone was dumbfounded: This

Where is the dog daddy? It is clearly "gold".

Dai Mingdao used skills to identify it and found that the entire piece was made of "Liuyun Gold", which has excellent ductility. Moreover, it has a characteristic that it can be restored instantly after deformation. By mixing "Liuyun Gold" into other metals,

Making it into armor can greatly improve the durability and impact resistance of armor. "Liuyun Gold" also has another use. It is very suitable for use on strings, whether it is used as a bow string or a piano string.

"Hahaha, it turns out to be 'Liuyun Gold'. This is a good thing. Xiaodie and Lu Rong, tell me, would it be better for me to make you armor or a bow?" Dai Mingdao laughed sinisterly,

"You guys keep laughing at me, it's really not too late for a gentleman to take revenge!"

Mu Xiaodie shook her head repeatedly, indicating that it was not necessary. So this "sausage" was gloriously melted into a piece of full-body armor by De Mingdao. It was smelted by De Mingdao using the white equipment and ores he had just received.

I made some relatively high-grade rare metals, then engraved them with damage reduction and weight reduction magic circles, and finally melted a large piece of "Flowing Cloud Gold". You can imagine what a rare and valuable piece of full-body armor this is! Level 20

The epic grade (orange) full-body armor that can only be equipped has won the first place in the equipment rankings. Dai Mingdao very thoughtfully named this set of armor: "Freshly baked and very hot."

Lu Rong wore this armor like a constipation, and always felt that his body smelled like shit. He knew it was a psychological effect, but he couldn't let it go. He finally understood the true meaning of a famous saying: How blissful is ignorance.

"Excessive feces and urine" means that they have eaten enough and drank enough, and there is no need to eat. However, these people have been struggling for a long time without eating. So everyone made an appointment to eat first before continuing.

Dai Mingdao and Mu Xiaodie quit the game and discussed where to eat. Although Dai Mingdao was used to dealing with things at home, Mu Xiaodie was a girl. He couldn't let her eat instant noodles with him, right? He couldn't do it himself.

I didn’t want to lose face when I asked a girl to cook for me, so I suggested going to the food court to “corrupt” it. After all, I was very satisfied with the program I sent to my friend yesterday, and I’ve already paid for it today. I’m not short of money!

The two of them walked side by side on the road, discussing their experiences in the game, and unknowingly came to the food street. Mu Xiaodie is from the north, and has been fascinated by Jiangnan snacks for a long time. This time, he saw so many but only heard of their names.

The specialty snacks were already ready to be eaten. She didn't care about her image as a lady. She held a bag of "plum blossom cakes" in her left hand, pinched "pickled shrimps" in her right hand, and stared at the uncooked "stinky tofu".

I wanted to eat from the street to the end of the street, and then sweep back the same way. Demingdao could only remind: "Eat less, overeating is not good for your health."

"It's okay, I'm in good health." Mu Xiaodie replied with excitement on her face without looking back.

"Speaking of health, I suddenly remembered that I promised to get you some body-building medicine yesterday. I have been busy these past two days and forgot about it. Why don't I go to a nearby restaurant after dinner?

Can the traditional Chinese medicine store prepare some medicines, and then I will study them and come up with them for you to try?"

"Are we being used as guinea pigs?"

"No way! I have a foundation in refining medicine. Didn't I personally make those blood-restoring pills, spirit-nourishing pills, etc.? If it weren't for the fact that there are no such medicinal materials on this earth, and we can only use Chinese herbal medicine instead, maybe I would have given them earlier

You delivered it by express delivery." Dai Mingdao explained.

Seeing that Mu Xiaodie had almost eaten his snacks, Dai Mingdao led the way and found a relatively clean wheat shrimp noodle restaurant and walked in. He chose a seat by the window and praised: "Try our special wheat shrimp here."

Noodles, I guarantee you haven’t eaten them.”

"Really?" Mu Xiaodie liked the way the windows around her were bright and clean. She took out the napkin on the table, wiped the table and chairs aside, then sat on the chair and said, "Sorry, I

I have mysophobia. I feel uncomfortable when I see unclean things.”

"It doesn't matter, I knew it last night."

"Is it so obvious?" Mu Xiaodie was a little embarrassed.

"Who doesn't have a little problem? For example, I am very afraid of pain, and I am also stingy. I am like a goose who plucks my hair, and a person who picks my skin off."

"You are not stingy, you are thrifty." Mu Xiaodie said with certainty.

Dai Mingdao shook his head, smiled self-deprecatingly, took out two pairs of disposable chopsticks and gave them to Mu Xiaodie. Holding a chopstick leg in one hand, he carefully separated it to both sides. With a "click", the chopsticks were broken by him.

Mu Xiaodie was very surprised and asked: "Why are you pinching the chopsticks? You can just separate them."

Dai Mingdao said helplessly: "I don't want to either. You know I was repairing the bathroom yesterday. Since I learned the skills, my body has undergone various mutations. Now I am very muscular and I can't control my strength at all.

Just now I was even careful when sitting on a chair."

When Mu Xiaodie heard this, she couldn't help but think of the scene last night when Dai Mingdao came out of the bathroom wearing only underpants. Her face felt hot for no reason. She took a sip, took out another pair from the chopstick box, opened it and handed it to Dai Mingdao.

In order to cover up her unnaturalness, she took out her mobile phone and started browsing the official forum of "Puridas".

Four posts were pinned to the top of the forum: "Top-secret video of level 0 master 'Dai Mingdao' ravaging a rare level 30 BOSS", "On the master and his friends", "A brief analysis of equipment production tips based on the equipment made by the master"

, "A Miracle Appeared in the 88th Special Training Camp". After Mu Xiaodie read it one by one, she used her mobile phone as a microphone and said to Dai Mingdao in an interview posture: "Master, there are all posts about you on the forum.

What do you think about this?"

"I think I'm so powerful. Do you admire and fall in love with me?" Dai Mingdao joked.

"Smelly." Mu Xiaodie spat with her face burning, and turned away from him.

At this time, the waiter brought two bowls of "wheat shrimp noodles", and the two put down their mobile phones and concentrated on fighting with the wheat shrimp noodles. Mu Xiaodie patted her belly and couldn't help but praise: "Ah, I'm so full, I don't want to move anymore.

The combination of beef and shrimp in this wheat shrimp noodles feels particularly fresh.”

"That's right! There are a lot of seafood in the south, especially at our beach. On some beaches near the beach, you can go to the sea by yourself. You can buy some snail shells and other things and burn them to eat. We can go to the beach together someday when we have time."

"Okay, it would be better if Xiaoyun was here!" Mu Xiaodie also looked yearning.

"Haha, now that we have eaten, I am going to go to the Chinese medicine store to check it out. Do you have any plans?"

"I'm your bodyguard, okay? I'll follow you wherever you go."

"Is your big belly okay?"

"Go away. I'm pregnant and you have to take responsibility for it!" Mu Xiaodie said without any reason.

"Okay, no problem. From now on, I'll feed you plenty of fish and meat every day, and I'll keep you fat and healthy." Dai Ming said smoothly and accepted.

"Let's go, stop nagging." Mu Xiaodie felt a little guilty and quickly changed the subject.

So the two of them packed up, and Dai Mingdao scanned the QR code to pay, and then led the way. They left the noodle shop and walked to the Chinese medicine store.

"I'll pay you back the meal money later," Mu Xiaodie said.

"You're too outspoken. It's just a meal. Besides, you're staying here to protect me, and I'm not allowed to provide you with food and accommodation?"
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