117. Girlfriend
When Dai Mingdao found Mu Xiaodie and the others, they were rolling on the floor laughing on the bridge. Dai Mingdao frowned and said a little unhappy: "Don't be like this, okay? 'Lots of feces and urine' are my pets after all."
, I feel very embarrassed if you laugh at it like this."
"But it's a pet, so why does it want to have sex with Blaney?" An asked in disbelief.
"It's true that it is a pet now, but you have to look at whose pet it is!" Dai Mingdao said domineeringly: "As long as they are in love, I can arrange their marriage! The people around me, Dai Mingdao,
I can't let him suffer no matter what!"
"It's a pity that Blainey can't like someone with a lot of feces and urine, so I can't arrange a marriage." Dai Mingdao changed the subject and said faintly: "But nothing is absolute. Isn't there that "Puridas world"?
Does the "Transformation Technique" exist? Maybe my "excessive peeing" will be transformed one day through practice? If you say so, will it be able to match Blainey? "
"Your idea is really scary!" An was horrified and had goosebumps all over her body.
"You have this reaction because your thinking is too narrow!" Dai Mingdao explained: "The original intention of the publication of "Transformation" is to allow other species to become human beings, so that they can have the opportunity to continue practicing.
Since everyone is a human race, what reason do you have for discrimination?"
"But...but...it's an animal!" An was a little at a loss.
"I have already said that it has evolved from an animal form to a human race, so we cannot call it an animal." De Mingdao emphasized: "Humans on earth still evolved from ancient apes. Do we want to call it an animal?"
Are you an animal?"
"The only difference between the evolution of 'profuse feces and urine' and the evolution of ancient apes into humans is that the length of time they took to evolve is different," Deming said.
"But...but..." An muttered for a long time but couldn't find a reason to refute.
"Don't ask where the hero comes from. As long as 'Shit and Urine' is strong enough in the future, many women will fall in love with it. Now we think it is impossible for it to be combined with Blainey. That's because it is still a pet." Demingdao summed it up.
own point of view.
"Speaking of pets... Xiaodie, your pet egg is still with me. Should you take it back and hatch it?" Dai Mingdao reminded him, changing the subject.
"I would have forgotten it if you didn't tell me." Mu Xiaodie remembered that such a thing really happened, and immediately became eager to try it. However, her enthusiasm faded as quickly as it came, and she looked at Dai Mingdao with a suspicious look on her face and asked
: "You're not planning on my pet, are you? I can tell you, I won't use the 'poop and urine' my precious pet gives you as a backup, so give up!"
Dai Mingdao touched his nose in embarrassment and said, "Where is the spare tire? Think about it, if your pet is a little girl, then it is childhood sweethearts with 'Poopy'. Based on our relationship, if they go to
Being together is like kissing and kissing..."
Before Dai Mingdao finished speaking, Mu Xiaodie grabbed the key point and asked: "Oh, tell me what is our relationship?"
"Of course we are iron..." Dai Ming said smoothly. But before he finished speaking, he felt a murderous aura coming towards his face. The full level of desire for survival made him quickly change his words: "Sister..."
Although Mu Xiaodie's face looked better than before, it was still clouded.
"Female... girlfriend?" Dai Mingdao added with an uncertain tone.
When Mu Xiaodie heard the word "girlfriend", the expression on her face immediately changed, her cheeks were bright red, she even lowered her head and did not dare to look directly at Dai Mingdao.
Dai Mingdao did not expect that he and Mu Xiaodie would confirm the relationship between boyfriend and girlfriend so quickly, but now the happiness of "pooping and peeing" is more important, so he continued his train of thought and said: "You are my girlfriend... friend, you
My pet and my pet are childhood sweethearts. They have been in love for a long time. The possibility of becoming a couple is much higher than that of chasing Blaney. So your pet is not a spare tire, Blaney is
yes."
Mu Xiaodie nodded naturally. In fact, she didn't listen to what De Mingdao said at all. The word "girlfriend" kept echoing in her mind. Her actions were just instinctive to cater to De Mingdao's words. Mu Xiaodie
I didn’t agree to it just now, but in the blink of an eye I sold my pet...
"I also want to be brother Mingdao's girlfriend!" Meng Yuanyun shouted immediately. Sister Mu is now justified. As a good sister of the united front, how can she fall behind?
"Ah?" Dai Mingdao was a little confused and turned to look at Meng Yuanyun uncertainly.
"Brother Mingdao doesn't like Xiaoyun?" Meng Yuanyun felt heartache and burst into tears.
"I like sister Xiaoyun, how could I not?" Dai Mingdao immediately corrected Meng Yuanyun.
"Then Xiaoyun also wants to be brother Mingdao's girlfriend!" Meng Yuanyun insisted.
"Uh... Xiaoyun, there are many kinds of likes, and Xiaoyun is still young..." Dai Mingdao had a headache and hurriedly explained.
"I don't care, I have to be brother Mingdao's girlfriend! Otherwise I will tell brother Mingdao's parents that you bully me!" Meng Yuanyun became anxious and began to move out of the house.
"Okay, okay, they are all girlfriends..." Dai Mingdao couldn't stand Meng Yuanyun's tear attack, and surrendered after a few moments.
After Meng Yuanyun received Dai Mingdao's promise, she immediately burst into laughter and flew into Dai Mingdao's arms, smiling like a little bird.
"Brother Mingdao, you can start in three years~~" Ann Brooke mocked, imitating Meng Yuanyun's tone.
"Just calm down, no one will think you are dumb if you don't speak!" Dai Mingdao rolled his eyes at An and said angrily.
"That won't work. A wise man has his own way. They both got what they wanted, what about me?" An Jiao said with a smile, "So I also want to be my girlfriend."
"It's only for those who have seen it, I'm not the goods, okay!" Dai Mingdao rolled his eyes speechlessly.
"Brother, do you think I will give up like this? You are still too young! Not only me, but also the two people who went back at noon, if they know that you have a girlfriend, what will happen..." An slowly walked to Dai
Ming Dao was behind him, pressing down on his back, wrapping his hands around his neck, and whispered in his ear.
Dai Mingdao immediately felt that one was bigger than the other and signaled An to continue.
"Give me the title, and I'll help you settle those two!" An immediately blew into his ear and continued softly.
"How to settle it?" Dai Mingdao asked curiously.
"Then don't worry about it. I have my own ways. I just promise not to let you suffer." An said mysteriously.
"I find you are very strange now!" Dai Mingdao touched his chin, turned to look at her strangely and asked, "Are you sure you don't want information but status?"
An nodded and said: "I can get the information now. I don't need to take it from your hands at all. Moreover, I have now discovered a world wider than the earth. Let the things on the earth go as they please, love.
No matter how hard you work, I’ll just retire and stop working.”
Dai Mingdao slapped himself on the forehead and muttered: "I forgot about this matter. It was a mistake." He turned to An and gave a thumbs up and praised: "The eldest sister is indeed a hero among women. She can take things up and let them go."
, I admire you so much!"
"I don't care if you admire me or not. What I want is your answer." An Ke would not be fooled by him with just a few words of praise and would not let him go.
"Can I refuse?" Dai Mingdao spread his hands and said speechlessly.
Mu Xiaodie raised her head, stared at Dai Mingdao fiercely, then turned her head and stared at An Meng, the threat was obvious; An was not a vegetarian, and stared back at her intently, the two of them looked at each other.
It seems that sparks can be created between them; Meng Yuanyun doesn't care about this, her wish is very simple, as long as she becomes brother Mingdao's girlfriend, why does she care so much about him?
"Hey, my aunts!" Dai Mingdao clearly felt that the two women were having an affair. He quickly stretched out his hand to block the eye contact between the two women, and said feebly: "If you two keep going like this, the spaceship will catch fire. Stop it.
Would you like some?"
"It's so difficult for me!" Dai Mingdao sighed, looked at the time and said, "Hurry up and pack up, call Blaney, the afternoon auction is about to start!" As he said that, Dai Mingdao took out Mu Xiaodie's pet egg.
He stuffed it into her arms, stood up and urged the girls to go to the rented self-service terminal on the third floor. On the second floor, Meng Yuanyun jumped up and down to inform Blainey that the auction was about to start.
Dai Mingdao and others waited at the self-service terminal for a while before Blainey came out of the elevator with Meng Yuanyun in fear. When she saw Dai Mingdao and others, she couldn't help but breathed a sigh of relief and hurried forward.
Join them.
"There's a lot of feces and urine in the restaurant, so don't worry about it." Dai Mingdao comforted her, "You really don't think about our family's profuse feces and urine?" He still couldn't help but ask, "It's
An evolved dog-shaped pet, maybe one day you learn the "Transformation Technique" and you can turn into a human form! What's more, you can communicate normally, unlike me, although I am its owner, I can't hear a word it says.
Understand."
Blainey shook his head like a rattle, firmly rejected Demingdao's proposal, and flatly refused: "I don't want it! This is not a matter of changing into a human form. There are many intelligent races in the world of Predas who are beasts.
Not to mention four-legged ones, there are even eight-legged ones. They can still intermarry with other races in human form. I don't object to this. But I will instinctively get close to 'Poop and Urine'
It has adverse reactions, such as nausea, inability to breathe, and almost coma. How can I be with it like this!"
"Okay, I am an open-minded person, and I will not interfere with your affairs." Demingdao did not hesitate to hear Blainey's words. He shrugged and emphasized: "I suggest you find a time to communicate with it.
You can't solve the problem by hiding here and there like this."
Chapter completed!