715 Demon God + Death God + Emperor + Xiaoka + Pickled Pepper!
Four consecutive MVPs, five consecutive Defensive Player of the Year, double first team.
And the best dunk award of the year, the best assist award of the year, the best block award of the year, the best key ball award of the year, the best round award of the year...
Zhou Si once again became the absolute focus of everyone's eyes!
With the end of the awards ceremony, the NBA 2017-2018 season has truly come to an end.
Next, the turbulent NBA drama is about to unfold one after another.
On the Internet, the discussion about this awards ceremony is far from over.
…
"Simmons beats Mitchell for Rookie of the Year?"
"Wow, pretend to be surprised!"
“Haha, it’s just another victory for Nike!
As long as there is no overwhelming advantage, it is impossible for Adidas spokespersons to defeat Nike spokespersons.”
“Salt Lake City is sour tonight?”
"To be honest, Mitchell deserves Rookie of the Year!"
"It's okay Mitchell, we still have a chance next year (joking that Ben Simmons is a "second-year rookie")"
"I hope Ben Simmons can win this award again next year!"
"We need to give the 76ers another fake rookie, so that they can form a Big Three (and one is the Great) and become a super team!"
"I know this question!
Who is going to get Griffin to the 76ers?
hurry up!"
…
"My God, Zhou, who won the Defensive Player of the Year for five consecutive years, is so calm. I really want to know what the structure of his brain is."
"Zhou: Haha, it's me again!"
"Zhou: Haha, there is no one who can fight!"
“This guy has never made his opponents comfortable on the court since he entered the league until today.
It’s really unbelievable, so proud of him!”
"Cavaliers fans:
I remember when we traded him, my wife asked me what we did, and I told her
"Haha, we traded for a player who may be the most handsome No. 1 pick in history. He may be the type who leaves the NBA after playing a few games."
I hate my past self!"
"However, the fact is that he has never missed time due to injury since he entered the league. He is terrifyingly powerful and has become a veritable physical king!"
"Zhou is really too greedy!"
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The most miserable people at this time are Thunder fans.
"This will never happen again, the future MVP favorites were selected for three consecutive years!
If it weren't for Zhou, they would probably all have become MVPs!"
“And we have selected future offensive masters for three consecutive years!
KD is the leading scorer, and Westbrook and Harden are second in scoring.
I won’t say who is number one.”
"Thunder fans: Please stop fucking talking!"
"McLemore, who was traded away by you in February this year, just won the Most Improved Player Award!"
"Melon is still fulfilling his big contract and staying on the team!"
“Fuck!
Brothers, you are too cruel!
It is very likely that Paojiao will leave the team and go to the Lakers or go to Cleveland to join forces with James!"
When the fans were mocking the Thunder fans, they had no idea that they would be so jealous of the Thunder fans next.
This is not stated in advance.
After leaving the award ceremony, Zhou Si and Durant, who were invited by the host Lakers star Kobe Bryant to the Staples Arena, the home of the Lakers, met an acquaintance - Xiaoka!
Compared to Zhou Si's side, where Lakers legend Kobe Bryant, owner Jeanie Buss, Magic Johnson, head coach Walton and other crowds of people gathered around, the Lakers staff on Xiao Ka's side obviously don't care about their numbers or status.
They can't be compared.
Although Xiaoka is now worthy of the maximum salary in the eyes of many fans and experts.
However, there is a difference between maximum salary and maximum salary.
Not to mention that Zhou Si also has this superstar pendant Durant!
As one of the most famous home stadiums in the league, the various hardware facilities of Staples Center are nothing to say.
Moreover, the Lakers' management also expressed the greatest goodwill.
As long as they join, any conditions can be negotiated.
Although Zhou Si declined them politely, saying that he already had his own plans for this season, he privately promised that he would definitely join the Lakers in the future.
Lakers legend Kobe Bryant is famous.
Because that said, it was all for his sake!
Even after he retired, he could still bring a championship to the team, so let’s ask who else.
After bidding farewell to the Lakers management, Zhou Si received an invitation relayed by Huang Gai.
"Zhou, Kawaii's uncle invited you to have a drink. They seem to have something to discuss with you."
After some thought, Zhou Si decided to go ahead with the appointment with the Xiaoka team.
He would like to see what medicine Kawaii's uncle sells in his gourd.
As for Durant, he naturally followed.
He is now Zhou Si’s humanoid pendant!
Kawhi's team was very enthusiastic, especially his uncle, who laughed and took his nephew with facial paralysis to greet Zhou Si and Durant at the door of the club.
Entering the club, Uncle Kawaii was even more attentive. After Huang Gai's repeated questioning, he explained the intention of their invitation.
"Zhou, let my nephew join the Lakers with you!
We can definitely win the championship soon!
Even create a new Zijin Dynasty!"
Uncle Kawhi noticed what happened to the Lakers today, although many people were unhappy with Zhou Si.
But he has an unparalleled influence both on and off the court!
As long as I can be on the same team with him, I will definitely have a big contract and endorsements in the future!
The problem now is that although the Lakers have the most salary space this summer.
But after trading Zhou Si and signing Durant, there was not much left.
Although he is very confident in his nephew's ability, it is still unknown whether the Lakers will sign his nephew again with Zhou Si and Durant on the front line.
That's why he bit the bullet and approached Zhou Si.
Zhou Si still thinks Kawaii is very good, but what about his uncle?
Zhou Si didn't like it very much.
You know how much trouble you will cause later by getting into trouble with such a no-nonsense person.
As we all know, he is a very trouble-free person.
Uh...except when you want to make trouble.
Instead of hanging on to Uncle Kawaii, Zhou Si simply rejected him.
Zhou Si expressed his preference to compete with Kawhi on the court, but when he left, Uncle Kawhi looked at Zhou Si with resentment.
As a money worshiper, Zhou Si's move deeply angered him.
Then, within a few hours, the news that Zhou Si, Durant and Kawhi had a get-together in Los Angeles spread throughout the Internet!
“Spurs fans during the Finals:
"Ah, this game is so boring, let's hurry up and go to the offseason!"
Current Spurs fans:
“The finals are so delicious.”
"Kawhi's absence in SA means LeBron will not come to SA..."
"But that means both Kawhi and LeBron could be in LA."
"Well... Demon God + Death + Emperor + Xiaoka, believe me, the Alliance will not allow such a thing to happen!"
"Yeah, how could you forget about Pickled Pepper? He also wants to go to LA!"
"Lakers fans: I'm sorry, the nosebleeds are already coming out!
Lakers championship!”
Chapter completed!