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Eight hundred and forty-second look at the eggs

"I...how did I know I could lay eggs? Today I always felt my stomach swelling. It seemed that something was always pushing my stomach. I thought it was a bad stomach. Maybe I would feel comfortable if I fart a few times. Who knew that I would pull out this thing when I put it on."

After looking at Guo Zixu with a normal face, Ma Dian said with a serious expression: "Guo Zi, what have you eaten these days?"

"I eat the same food as you! I will eat whatever they give us." Guo Zixu said.

"Then why are there nothing wrong with me and Bansheng?" Ma Dian said.

Guo Zixu glanced at the two of them deeply and said, "I think you are coming soon too."

"Get out!" Ma Dian kicked Guo Zixu directly in the butt, kicking Guo Zixu away.

Guo Zixu's chrysanthemum was kicked tightly, and the tiger's body was shocked, and a dog chewed at the mud.

He quickly stood up, Guo Zixu spit out the mud in his mouth and said to Ma Dian: "What are you doing!"

"You're sick."

"You are fucking sick! Your whole family is sick!" Guo Zixu was furious and cursed.

"Then explain to me how you pulled this egg out?" Ma Dian said lightly.

"How do I know! I..." Guo Zixu was about to retort, but suddenly the anus tightened, his expression narrowed, and a picture of day suddenly appeared in his mind.

At that time, they were taken to the camp of the Song Dynasty Empire by Zhuge Longlong, and then Zhuge Longlong seemed to be around them and threw an object at him.

Guo Zixu didn't know what Zhuge Longlong threw at them at them at that time, and he didn't know where the thing was thrown.

However, it was from that moment that Zhuge Longlong's stomach began to hurt.

"Wait! I understand! I know how this egg came about!" Guo Zixu said excitedly.

"It came from your stomach." Qin Bansheng complained.

"No! This egg was stuffed into my anus by Zhuge Longlong!" Guo Zixu said.

"What did you say!"

"real!"

At this moment, Guo Zixu told the two of them his guess.

"What do you mean is that Zhuge Longlong used secret methods to stuff this egg into your chrysanthemum in the short seconds behind us?"

Guo Zixu nodded, "That's right, otherwise it would be impossible to explain the origin of this egg."

Ma Dian frowned, and his heart gradually recognized Guo Zixu's guess.

Although the explanations of the egg being born by Guo Zixu and the egg being Zhuge Longlong stuffed into Guo Zixu's body are a bit weird. But in comparison, the latter is obviously more convincing.

After all, it is absolutely impossible for a man to lay eggs, and it is impossible for any situation.

"But, why did Zhuge Longlong do this?" Ma Dian said.

"I don't know, maybe I have some special hobbies."

"This damn bastard! Let me see him again. Labor and capital will make him feel the feeling of being stuffed with balls!" Guo Zixu said gritting his teeth.

No wonder Guo Zixu was so angry. Just imagine, if it were you, someone inexplicably stuffed an egg into it. No matter what reason the person did this, you would definitely want to tear him into pieces!

Of course, if you have any special hobbies, it's a different matter.

But Guo Zixu did not have this kind of habit. As a five-foot man, the most delicate part of his body was stuffed into such a thing, which made him feel embarrassed. How could Guo Zixu not be angry!

It's so annoying to think about it!

Ma Dian lowered his head, without any sympathy for Guo Zixu, but instead fell into deep thought.

"Zhuge Longlong did this not to satisfy some habit, he did this. There must be a reason, but we haven't thought about it yet."

"Why did he do this? I would definitely beat him up if I stuffed this thing into my ass!"

Ma Dian looked at the steaming egg in the distance and said to Guo Zixu: "Guozi, go and pick up that egg."

Guo Zixu was dumbfounded and said in a loud voice: "What did you say! I want me to pick up the eggs."

"You pulled it, of course you have to pick it up." Ma Dian said.

Guo Zixu curled his lips and said stubbornly: "If you want to go, I won't go."

Ma Dian kicked Guo Zixu's butt egg with a stern face.

"Do you go? Do you go? Do you go?"

Guo Zixu had just released such a big egg from his stomach, and his chrysanthemum was still very delicate. Now that he has been kicked so many times by Ma Dian, he is somewhat unable to bear it.

"Okay OK! Don't kick it! I can't go!" Guo Zixu begged for mercy.

Ma Dian then withdrew his foot and looked at Guo Zixu proudly.

Guo Zixu glanced at Ma Dian resentfully, put on his pants unwillingly, stood up slowly, walked to the egg, and kicked the egg down to Ma Dian's feet.

Ma Dian hurriedly stood on tiptoe, avoided the rolling egg, looked at Guo Zixu and said, "What are you doing!"

Guo Zixu put on an innocent expression and said, "Didn't you tell me to throw the egg to you?"

"I asked you to bring it over for me, not to ask you to kick it over, what if the egg broke?" Ma Dian said.

"Isn't this egg still good?" Zhuge Longlong said.

"Then you can wipe the egg at least. The eggshell is full of your excrement. I don't think it's dirty, but I still think it's too!" Ma Dian said.

After hearing this, Guo Zixu was dissatisfied, "Damn! You asked me to throw the egg to you. Now I've given it to you, and you don't take it. You still dislike the eggs dirty. Are you looking for trouble with nothing?"

Ma Dian was too lazy to talk nonsense to Guo Zixu, so he took a step forward and said to Guo Zixu: "Do you wipe it? Do you wipe it?"

Guo Zixu immediately became timid, bent his body and said with a sad face: "I'll wipe! Isn't it okay?"

As he said that, Guo Zixu grabbed a pile of hay, came to the egg, turned his back to the egg, picked up the egg on the ground, wiped it over and over again, and then threw it on the ground again.

"For you, this is the egg you want, brand new, without any dirt."

Ma Dian nodded with satisfaction, took a deep breath, lay down and stared at the egg.

Qin Bansheng and Guo Zixu also lie down like Ma Dian. The three of them looked at the egg carefully and were surprised to find that it was not a simple egg, but an egg with hidden mystery!

This egg looks very smooth from a distance, like a polished glass bead, but it is not the case when you look closely.

The surface of the eggshell is bumpy and not flat, and it is covered with white lines, like some kind of magic pattern; this magic pattern is very strange, it looks like some kind of formation or some kind of pattern.

In the middle of the eggshell, there is a line that divides the entire egg into two halves. The upper half has a twist and no angle. It is completely arcs, like white snakes; the lower half is a very straight line or a 90-degree fold line.

Although the lines in the upper and lower parts are not always the same, they have one thing in common - they are all moving and changing! Although the amplitude of the change is very small, it is indeed changing!

In addition, the three of them also found that above the egg, there was a hole the size of a needle hole, and the heat came out of the hole!

Ma Dian looked in the hole, but could not see anything inside the egg - the hole was too small. If Ma Dian could use magic, he could use Feng instead of his hands to find out what was inside the egg. But now, only on weekdays, Ma Dian could not see the structure inside the egg at all.

Afterwards, Ma Dian picked up the egg and weighed it, and found that the egg was very light, as if it could drag it to float in the air with just a gust of wind.

Unfortunately, this was not the case. The egg quickly rolled down from Ma Dian's hands.

"not good!"

Ma Dian screamed inwardly, trying to catch the fallen egg, but his hands were tied to his back and he was not quick enough to move. Ma Dian finally failed to catch the egg.

Strangely, the egg fell from such a high place and did not break, but rolled down on the ground twice, and then stood on the ground again, with the air hole facing upwards, constantly emitting heat.

The three of them looked at each other and saw deep doubts in each other's eyes.

"Is this a coincidence?" Guo Zixu said

"It should be." Ma Diandao.

"Then why not try again?" Guo Zixu suggested.

"Okay! What's wrong with you?" Ma Dian said.

"Forehead……"

Next, the three of them conducted various experiments on the egg, including stepping, squeezing, throwing, smashing, and chasing... and all kinds of destructive actions were tried, but the egg was still intact, and every time the air holes were facing upwards and stood on the ground.

The three of them looked at the stubborn egg in front of them and kept gasping.

"I said, what kind of thing is this? Why is it so evil?" Ma Dian said.

"I don't know, I just know that this thing is very hard! Very hard! Even if we are not tied, we may not be able to break the egg." Guo Zixu bent over and gasped.

"Why did Zhuge Longlong stuff such a hard egg into you?" Ma Dian said in confusion.

"How do I know! Go and ask him! Grandma, I get angry when I mention this. Why don't he stuff your anus into your anus? He has to stuff my anus? I'm not familiar with him." Guo Zixu.

"You're so shit." Qin Bansheng complained coldly.

When Guo Zixu heard this, he was so angry that he was so angry that he was so angry that he was so angry that he was so angry that his whole family was so busy!"

Qin Bansheng immediately became angry, "Whoever you scolded is easy to mess with the whole family!"

"It's you who scolds you, what's wrong! I'll allow you to scold me or not?"

"I didn't scold your family!"

"If you scold me, it's equivalent to scolding my family!"

"You want to fight like this?"

"Just fight if you want to fight, I'm afraid you won't succeed!"

...

Seeing that the two of them were about to fight, Ma Dian hurriedly said, "Don't argue with you two. If anyone outside comes in again, it would be bad to see this egg!"

Guo Zixu and Qin Bansheng looked at each other, then snorted coldly, and rushed over and ignored each other.

Looking at the two people who had arguing over a trivial matter, Ma Dian couldn't help but sigh: Alas, it seems that everyone has been very depressed recently.

Continuing to observe the egg, Ma Dian suddenly shouted.

"I understand! I know what the message Zhuge Longlong wants to convey to us."
Chapter completed!
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