029 Dorm Farce
Diao Chan, a native of Xinzhou, Shanxi, was a dancing girl of Situ Wang Yun in the late Eastern Han Dynasty. She was beautiful and fragrant, and had the appearance of overwhelming the country. Seeing that the Eastern Han Dynasty was being manipulated by the traitor Dong Zhuo, she burned incense and prayed to heaven under the moon, wishing to share her master's worries. Wang Yun saw that Dong Zhuo will usurp the Eastern Han Dynasty and set up a series of schemes. Wang Yun first secretly promised Diao Chan to Lv Bu, and then dedicated Diao Chan to Dong Zhuo. Lv Bu was a young hero, while Dong Zhuo was old and cunning. In order to win over Lv Bu, Dong Zhuo accepted Lv Bu as his adopted son. Dong Zhuo was a lustful man. .Diaochan was doted on by Dong Zhuo and repaid Dong Zhuo with her charm. She made Dong Zhuo fascinated.
Lu Bu became dissatisfied after Dong Zhuo took Diao Chan into his palace as his concubine. One day, when Dong Zhuo was going to court, Lu Bu went to Dong Zhuo's house to visit Diao Chan and invited her to meet at Feng Yi Pavilion. Diao Chan met Lu Bu and pretended to cry about the pain of being occupied by Dong Zhuo. Lü Bu was angry. At this time, Dong Zhuo came back to his house and saw Fang Tian. In anger, he snatched Fang Tian's halberd and stabbed Lü Bu. 》 is the narration of this story.
Diao Chan is the most dazzling female image among the few women who appear in "Three Kingdoms", which is mainly composed of men. It can be said that it is precisely because of the appearance of Diao Chan that Wang Situ's clever serial plan Only then did Lu Fengxian cause trouble in Feng Yi Pavilion, only then did the tyrannical and powerful Dong Zhuo be killed in front of the palace, and only then did Lu Bu, whose son and daughter had a long-lasting love and martial arts skills, die on the gate tower. The image of Diao Chan The significance of existence is that in this world where only men are competing for hegemony, a stunning woman has successfully displayed the courage and wisdom. It is this display of extraordinary courage and the use of high wisdom that accelerated the war in the late Han Dynasty. The end of the Han Dynasty led to the rise of a generation of heroes such as Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sun Quan and others, thus allowing the already precarious Han Dynasty to continue.
However, since Lü Bu's death at Baimenlou, this brave and strange woman has disappeared. Did she go to Jiuquan with the defeated Lü Bu? Or was she kidnapped back to Xuchang by the victorious Cao Cao? This question began with the struggle for hegemony among the heroes. It was not solved until the reunification of Jin Dynasty.
At this point, I finally understood Li Qiang a little bit. No wonder the guy had been chasing this girl for a long time, but couldn't even say a word. There was a bitter taste in his heart, and a sense of loss that even he couldn't understand. I felt slightly uncomfortable in my heart.
"I..." Wang Qiang said softly from the side.
"Oh." I finally came to my senses.
"Let's go." I suddenly lost interest, especially when I thought about the girl's soft snort just now. She was probably very disappointed in myself. When I thought about the scene of my passionate kiss with Wang Qiang, I must have been attracted by the goddess, and I was even more excited. Sighing.
Wang Qiang gave me a somewhat resentful look, but didn't know what to say.
Countless thoughts flashed through my mind. As I walked, I was thinking about how to win the bet with Li Qiang. In fact, this was no longer a bet, but I was really obsessed with this girl and wanted to really challenge her.
"By the way, Qian'er, please do me a favor." I said to Wang Qiang.
"What's wrong?" Wang Qiang asked.
"Can you help me find out about this girl?" I was thinking about how to pursue the goddess, but there was no flash of pain in Wang Qiang's eyes.
However, Wang Qiang bit her lip, nodded, and agreed.
"Let's go and have dinner with me." I held Wang Qiang's hand. No matter what, Wang Qiang is now my girlfriend. Seeing the jealousy on Wang Qiang's face, I reached out and pinched Wang Qiang's cheek.
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"Yes." Wang Qiang nodded obediently and said, "I have made a few new friends, why don't I invite them too."
"Oh? You made new friends so quickly. It's not bad. It's easy to integrate into modern life."
"Well, except for some words that I'm not used to, everything else is quite convenient."
Wang Qiang took the phone and called her friends. After making the call, Wang Qiang and I went to a Chinese restaurant outside the school.
After a while, several of Wang Qiang's new friends hurried over. A closer look revealed that they were all beautiful women, and none of them were inferior to Su Mei.
Having four beauties accompanying me to eat was not only a feast for the taste buds, but also a feast for the eyes. During the meal, I kept picking up food for the four beauties. Sitting on my left was Wang Qiang, and on my right was Fu Yanlei.
Fu Yanlei was probably in her thirties. She was well-maintained and had a hot figure. She was not much inferior to Sister Meng. When drinking, I held the wine glass in one hand and held Fu Yanlei's hand in the other, saying, "Come on, let's have a drink."
, to celebrate my becoming squad leader."
Fu Yanlei had no choice but to have a drink with me, but she said in her heart: You can drink as much as you want. What do you mean by holding my hand and not letting go? Didn't you see that Wang Qiang looked dissatisfied?
I think eating with a beautiful woman makes even the food taste delicious. I usually only eat one bowl of rice, but tonight I had an extra bowl. I also drank two more bottles of beer. Later, I felt a little drunk.
, just took Fu Yanlei's hand to ask for knowledge on skin care, but suddenly, he fell drunk into her arms...
The four beauties were a little dumbfounded. It didn't matter that this guy couldn't drink, but he drank so much. I don't know if he was pretending. But my cheeks were red and red, and I still hugged Fu Yanlei tightly and called my mother,
I want to drink Wahaha...
"Hey, get up, get up..." Looking at me, who was holding her waist and lying in her arms, Fu Yanlei's face was red, and she looked at Wang Qiang a little helplessly.
Wang Qiang was also a little helpless. After all, she was still a Han Dynasty person at heart, and she had a deep-rooted ethics of "the husband is the wife." At that time, let alone I touched the hands of three girls, even if they were asleep
She didn't dare to speak either.
"I..." Wang Qiang sighed helplessly.
"Wang Qiang, you don't care about your husband?!" the short-haired girl named Liu Fangmei laughed at the side, "Why do I think he is eating tofu?"
"Oh, if he wants to repay you, let him do it." Wang Qiang was so partial to me.
"Look, she is very generous and cruel!"
"Hahaha, we are stingy on the contrary."
"I..." Wang Qiang was angry and laughing at the same time. She had to pull me up from Fu Yanlei's arms with all her strength. In the end, I hugged Fu Yanlei even tighter and shouted at the same time.
:No, no, mom, I want to drink milk...
Fu Yanlei couldn't help but laugh out loud.
My eyes were slightly drunk and a little confused, and my mouth was slightly open. My hands tightly wrapped around Fu Yanlei's waist, making her face flush.
"What should I do?" Fu Yanlei was so anxious that she almost cried, "Hey, don't move!"
The lady on the side named Shen Yanyan, with dyed green hair, gritted her teeth and said to me, "Sisters, do me a favor. Carry this guy back."
"Ah? Where to carry it?" Liu Fangmei asked.
Shen Yanyan didn't even think about it
He said: "Of course you can carry it to the dormitory, why don't you throw it on the street?"
"Or just throw it on the street." Fu Yanlei chuckled.
When they were discussing where to lift me, no one noticed that my body was shaking slightly.
"Isn't that good? What if we really throw this guy on the street and catch a cold?" Liu Fangmei shook her head and said. She looked at me pitifully and said, "Why don't you take him back to the dormitory."
After the agreement was reached, the four of them pulled me up from Fu Yanlei's arms and helped me to the school dormitory.
It was not easy to carry me back to the dormitory. The dormitories arranged by the school are all two-person rooms. If you are not a couple, you have to share it with two teachers. Therefore, the dormitory only has two beds, which is equivalent to a standard room.
The four of them sat on the bed with tired faces. The four of them were speechless. They looked at each other for a long time and couldn't help laughing. At this time, no one dared to think about whether it was the right thing to carry me to the dormitory.
They knew that there would be no peace tonight. What was that feeling? The frightening feeling of a weasel entering the henhouse.
None of them dared to take a look at me, who was lying on the bed right now, snoring regularly.
"What to do next?" Fu Yanlei asked.
Wang Qiang shook her head. She was obviously not on the other three women's channels and couldn't figure out what they wanted to do.
"How about I take a shower first?" At this time, it was Liu Fangmei who interrupted the weird silence between the four of them and said.
The other three looked at each other, take a shower? Then they looked back at me. This guy was fast asleep at this time, so take this opportunity to take a shower and rest.
"How about you go take a shower first?" The other three people said in unison, looking at Liu Fangmei.
Without thinking much, Liu Fangmei took off her coat, put it on the bed, and walked into the bathroom with toiletries.
Hearing Liu Fangmei turn on the bathroom heater, the three of them looked back at me a little worried. They found that I slept soundly and even snored loudly, which made them feel a little more at ease.
"Wow, I'm going to vomit..." At this moment, what the three of them were most worried about happened. I, who had been sleeping soundly just now, suddenly jumped out of bed, shouting that I was going to vomit.
, stepped on a pair of slippers and rushed to the bathroom.
The three of them stared at each other and didn't react for a moment. By the time Fu Yanlei screamed, it was already too late. I had already pushed open the bathroom door and rushed in.
At that moment, the three of them felt that their world was completely in chaos.
Shen Yanyan was the first to react, jumped up from the bed, and rushed to pull me. But her speed was a little slower after all. When she reached out her hand, I had already closed the door with my backhand.
Immediately, a frightened scream came from the bathroom...
I rushed into the bathroom, lay down on the bathtub and started retching. But suddenly I noticed a delicate woman beside me, shivering and looking at me with a look of fear on her face.
I slowly raised my head, and when my eyes swept across the woman's thighs, over the mountains and ridges, I finally met Liu Fangmei's eyes.
The two people stared at each other.
"ah!"
"Get out!"
Liu Fangmei stomped her feet in shame.
"I'm going to die!" I covered my eyes.
Chapter completed!