Chapter eight hundred and fifty nine: heresy(1/2)
After Yan Chong and Qiu Huaici parted ways, they took a long trip around the rivers and lakes and then returned to Tenshou Peak. Time flew by and a few days passed in the blink of an eye.
On this day, Yan Chong was talking to his disciple Qin Wuya in the outer hall. After a pause, suddenly a small and handsome bird with feathers as red as blood swooped down from the beam like a flying arrow.
Ling Di flew in front of him.
The little bird paused, hovered in the air, tilted its head, and stared at Xiang Chong. Its eyes flickered, and for a few breaths, it laughed, as if there was saliva in its mouth, and called in a vague voice.
road:
"Hey! How are you, old boy?"
Qin Wuya was caught off guard and was startled. He let out a startled sound and immediately looked at the little bird carefully. Seeing that the other party was talking so cutely, he looked very cute. He liked it in his heart and raised the corners of his lips.
, showing a hint of smile.
Yan Chong suddenly saw the little bird, his expression froze, and he stared at him intently. He was stunned for a moment, then he frowned and asked in surprise:
"Kid, why is it you?"
The one who came was none other than our little friend Fanfan.
The little kid chuckled and said:
"Yan Chong, I came here specifically to visit you today to see if you have died recently?"
Well!
Have you died recently? What do you mean?
How can this child speak? In front of his elders, he will die as soon as he opens his mouth. Isn’t he polite at all?
Yan Chong was really uneducated after listening to the little brat's words. His expression froze, he was stunned for a moment, and he didn't take it seriously, because he knew very well that the little bird in front of him was a child who was spoiled by Yun Shu'er.
He acts very arrogantly, runs rampant, talks foul words, and is not a son of a man.
Yan Chong coughed twice and asked:
"Where is my old honey?"
The little kid laughed and said:
"Uh! Maybe I'm shitting into your inkstone in your study!"
After hearing the kid's crazy talk, Yan Chong had a thought, his expression became stern, his eyes widened, his face changed drastically, he stopped paying attention to the kid, and walked quickly to the inner courtyard.
Alas! When Yun Shu'er was forced to leave Aiju Mountain by the immortal and demon factions, Mimi got Qiu Huaici's instructions and went down the mountain to protect Yun Shu'er. Since then, she has stuck to each other and has never left. Now
, the ancestor Mimi suddenly returned to the Tenshou Peak, so does this also indirectly prove that Yun Shuer, that evil little witch, also arrived at the Tenshou Peak today?
Qin Wuya was stunned for a moment, then he spread his legs and quickly followed.
"Hey! Why did I leave before I finished speaking? I'm really not polite at all!"
The little kid was stunned for a moment, and then he flapped his wings and caught up with Yan Chong and Qin Wuya. He folded his wings and landed directly on Qin Wuya's forehead. He lowered his head, looked at Qin Wuya's nose, and smiled.
He shouted:
"Young handsome boy, do a good deed and let me give you a ride. Let me give you a lift!"
Qin Wuya rolled his eyes upward, looked at the little kid on his forehead, nodded slightly, with a friendly smile on his face, but he was complaining in his heart.
Hehe! Boy, you kill first and then show off, act coquettishly and act cute, you have already taken advantage of me, am I still embarrassed to refuse?
After a few breaths, Qin Wuya asked with a smile:
"Uh! Xiaoniao, do you usually talk to others in this tone?"
The little kid was wary and asked:
"What! Is there something wrong?"
Qin Wuya told the truth and said with a smile:
"Uh! Little bird, you are full of foul words. It seems a little disrespectful to talk to people like this.
appearance!"
The little kid chuckled and said nonchalantly:
"Really? Why don't I think so?"
Qin Wuya smiled and said:
"That's because you have developed a habit of talking like this, so you no longer feel for your own rudeness and impoliteness!"
The little kid's heart skipped a beat, thinking that this young master is already an old man and I need you to teach me how to do things, but he had a playful smile on his face and said in a cooing voice:
"Little handsome boy, I only talk to people when I see them, and I talk about ghosts when I see them. In fact, I am not disrespectful to everyone, so rude!"
Qin Wuya saw that the little kid spoke so frankly and honestly that he was a little cute. He felt that the little kid was cunning, innocent and very interesting. He chuckled and asked with a smile:
"for example?"
The little kid said:
"For example, when I talk to my sister Guo'er, I am very civilized and polite!"
Qin Wuya smiled and said:
"Because she is your sister Guo'er and your relative, so you will be polite to her!"
The little kid shook his head and said solemnly:
"No, no, no, no!"
Qin Wuya smiled in surprise:
"If it's not because of this, then what's the reason?"
The little kid laughed and said:
"Because my sister Guo'er often takes me to restaurants and eats delicious food, and sometimes gives me a lot of pocket money. Since she has given me so many benefits, of course I have to do it in front of her.
Be civilized and polite!"
Qin Wuya felt that the little kid talking was really funny. He laughed, nodded, and said jokingly:
"Little bird, it turns out that your civility and courtesy must be exchanged for benefits?"
The little kid nodded and explained:
"Of course, it's just like when you go to a restaurant to eat, if you only ask for a vegetable and a bowl of rice, which makes people unable to make money, the waiter will look at you with a frown and a look of disgust on his face.
On the other hand, if you go to a few big tables and make a profit for the store, the waiter will look at you like an old pervert looking at a beautiful woman, with shining eyes and a playful smile, and he will almost kneel down.
Lick your toes.
In short, as long as you give enough benefits to others, he will be as civilized to you as you want others to be, and he will be as polite to you as you want others to be!"
Yan Chong listened to the kid's sophistry, which was pure arrogance and fallacies. However, he was able to justify himself and was humorous. He smiled secretly, sighed and shook his head.
Qin Wuya chuckled and sighed with a smile:
"Little bird, I didn't expect that you are young and have limited experience, but you are very eloquent and can make mistakes!"
The little kid smiled and asked:
"Little handsome boy, do you like others to be polite to you?"
Qin Wuya nodded and said with a smile:
"It feels so good to be respected. Of course I like others to be civil and courteous to me!"
The little kid smiled again and asked:
"Little handsome boy, do you like me to be polite to you?"
Qin Wuya was also a stupid young man, and sometimes his brain might not be as good as that of a kid, so he nodded without even thinking about it and said with a smile:
"Of course I do. Is there anyone in this world who would be so despicable as to like to see you put on a bad face and accept your scolding?"
little brat
He nodded and said with a smile:
"Little handsome boy, since you like me to be polite and polite to you, it's not easy, then you can give me a small amount of pocket money now and make me like you right away?"
Well!
This, this, this...?
Little brat, by the way, you are talking about this, making up clever names, and asking strangers for money. This is too philistine and too thick-skinned!
Qin Wuya was just teasing the little kid to have some fun, but he didn't expect that the little kid had ulterior motives. He talked so much nonsense and went round and round. In the end, he actually wanted to ask for money from him, and his head was suddenly full of black lines.
, with a confused face, drooped eyelids, and a shabby look on his face.
When the little brat suggested to the pretty boy that he could pay for his courtesy, the other boy instantly became speechless and his smile suddenly faded, with an expression like "I knew you would be like this".
The little kid rolled his eyes, tsked twice, with a look of disdain on his face, and sarcastically said in a weird tone:
"Alas! There is no free lunch in the world. Some people are reluctant to spend money, but they also want my civility and courtesy. All the good things have made you think about it. If you can have such good things, then why don't you go to heaven!"
At this time, Qin Wuya's impression of the kid had changed a little. In addition to thinking that the kid was a little rude, funny, and cute, he was also a little cunning, unruly, and arrogant. At such a young age, his face was not ordinary.
To be continued...